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@moogle-mononofu
Anonymously ask my character a question you'd never ask them to their face.
Final Fantasy VII Roleplayer
♒ 4+ years of experience
♒ affiliated
♒ one liners/para/multi-para
♒ oc friendly
♒ is willing to roleplay with everyone
Please reblog this if you are an active member of the FFXIII trilogy RP Community, active in the FF RP Fandom or are a part of any Fandom and are willing to roleplay with a FFXIII muse. I am looking for more roleplay partners.
“No, this is Patrick. I heard there were reports of a disturbance in the area, and as the official fields investigator I came to investigate.”
“Are you the cause of this disturbance?”
The moogle felt compelled to don a heavy Austrian accent. “So what if I am? You better watch out, or you’ll face JUDGEMENT DAY! I am no KINDERGARTEN COP like you! I am the PREDATOR and you are the prey! So before you do anything, you better ponder whether that’ll be your LAST ACTION, HERO! The best a stranger like you can do around these here parts is to forget everything you’ve seen and JINGLE ALL THE WAY!“
“It’s such a beautiful day!” To be honest, living on the land in the wilds of Asteros has been good for Edea. She’s almost forgotten why she decided to stay out of all the towns… almost.
The samurai was very surprised to see another person out in the world with a katana at her hip. For all he knew, members of the samurai class only existed within the Hidden Moogle Village.
“Hey, you! I see you, too, possess a katana, kupo! Who is your master?”
“Patrick Star, reporting for duty!”
“Yes, hello? Is this the Krusty Krab, kupo? I would like to order 6,000 chicken fajitas.” The moogle noticeably mispronounces “fajitas.”
“I-It’s not like I like you, or anything! The council set me up on this blind date as a troll attempt, I’m sure.”
“Oi! You should be honored to be on a date with I, the great samurai Miyamoto Mogsashi!”
“I don’t think that’s how it works my friend.” Angeal sighed looking at the other.
“But...but...the monsters I fight drop gil! And I use Gil Toss! It’s like a perpetual moolah machine, kupo!”
{❦} “Really? Wouldn’t you just end up losing more money than you would earn back that way?” the rogue replied, listening to the moogle’s strategy. “If you threw away your money to defeat a couple enemies, wouldn’t you end up with less money at the end than you would’ve had when you started?”
“Nonsense! The famed Gil Toss ability is a samurai skill that has been in use for generations, kupo! Economic empires have been carved from its serene usage! Let me show you in a mock battle, hoodie lady!” The moogle samurai stands ten paces away from the desert dweller and bows. “This is a flash duel! Non-lethal! First hit wins, kupo!” He bows again to signal the beginning of the non-consented match.
In a speed so blindingly fast that even a slow-mo camera would have trouble following, the warrior demonstrates his shurikenjutsu technique by tossing a single 10G coin at the woman facing him. It hits only her shoe, and splits into two halves harmlessly.
“FLAWLESS VICTORY!” The fanciful two-footer jumps with joy, arm raised in the air in a pump gesture. “See? Not only did I beat you with that technique, I doubled my money!” He picks up the pieces of ruined coin off the ground and proudly displays them to the woman. “I now have 20 gil, kupo!”
“ Do moogles get… sick? Mog’s not looking so hot. “
“WHAT?! Oh no, King Mog! What happened to him?”
“Here’s my plan to get rich quick to fund the rebellion!
1. Throw money at enemy to beat them up.
2. Collect reward money from defeated enemy.
3. Throw reward money at another enemy.
Pretty smart, huh?”
"Give your babe a nice big ribbon or some pretty flowers. That'll woo her."
“WHAT ABOUT GIL, KUPO?!”
Send my muse romantic advice from your muse.
Who knows? Maybe they’ll take it into account.
GASP, kupo! Good King of Moogles, Good King Mog!
“That’s right, kupo! I am your fearless king.”
“It is good to see you, my liege!
♫ Good King Moggle Mog / Good King Mog / Lord of all the land, kupo!
Good King Moggle Mog / Good King Mog / Rules with iron hand! ♫“
*reads fanfic*
“Why.”
Seemed like the coast was clear. Nobody in the co-ed spring, hm? All right. She was sure the sex specific baths would be occupied and didn’t feel like going into the women’s baths (or sneak into the men’s side either), so she hoped that the coed one would be empty this time of the evening as it had every other night. Mostly the day crowd liked going in here so she was happy to see no one. Totally deserted. And with it so close to closing time she could enjoy a good soak in the spring.
Wrapped up snuggly, she dipped a toe to check the temperature before sliding in all the way, letting out a happy sigh. Aaah. That was the ticket!
However, Crisis was not the kind to keep still for long and since nobody was around, well…she waded in the water a little, let the towel go at some point since, surely, no one would come in so late. As she frolicked about, there bubbled up her voice, vocalizing. She sang to the evening air, looking for all the world like a happy little spring nymph with her hair loose and clinging to her skin.
Chocolate tacos / who could have imagined such? / Tasty and fatty
Too cold, this night was / bring choco-tacos to bath / that he will, yes yes
Hum a tune of joy / but wait! There is another / here in the hot bath
Mogsashi apprehended some dessert to take with him to the hot springs’ public section. Sure, there were a few people who told him that was against the rules, but what did he care? He needed this. He deserved this.
“Mmmmm, such sultry foods! Not even the highest chef of the village could come up with a delicacy so refined!” He waded into the water. It felt like pins and needles at first, but the muscles of the moogle relaxed enough for him to enjoy it. After settling in, he took his large plate of confections and allowed them to float on top of the water unmolested. There he would snack on one as soon as the whim struck him...
...until it started to float away. The moogle tried to operate its wings and float on out, but he immediately dove back into the water because of the chill night air. If he wanted his food, he would have to swim after it. The dessert drifted to the source of the singing he heard upon entering the bath, to another person who would without a doubt take his food away from him if they could. He screamed to make sure that was not going to happen.
“HEY, YOU! LADY SINGING OFF-KEY! NO TOUCHY MY TACOS!”
[Hyne its hotter today.] With a lazy groan Eira places a small bag of ice on her forehead. Much to her annoyance the little bell dings. Placing the bag down and leaving the freezer Eira approaches her customer, her body quite sweaty and flushed. “How can I help you?”
The little ball of fur and menace was asked to remove his battledress if he wished to stay at the resort, but he couldn’t say it wasn’t a bad decision. The armor was weighing down his ability to gently rise to the air and the feeling of fresh air on his velveteen flesh wasn’t bad, either.
“Yes, hello! I’m a Moogle! Do you people serve kupo nuts, kupo?“