Kupo.

[death-420]

i had a dream that i was solid snake workin at taco bell

[maxknightley]

“Uhhhh, can I get a doritos locos taco?”

“Doritos locos taco… Colonel, what’s the procedure?”

“That’s a taco with a special shell, Snake – made not from an ordinary corn tortilla but designed to evoke the famous tortilla chip, packed with extreme flavor. Substitute the shell and prepare the rest of the taco normally.”

“Got it. Excuse me, customer. There’s both Cool Ranch and Nacho Cheese shells here. Which would you prefer?”

“Cool ranch, please.”

“On it.”

[death-420]

can we get david hayter in on this

[virtanderson]

[f0rgemaster]

guess who met david hayter 

[soaleanmonterey]

David Hayter is a glorious man who clearly loved his role/loves his fans.

[tombstonettromboners]

reblogging this again because fucking Liquid’s VA did a response to this:

[ruffboi-mags]

i don’t even go here but this is amazing

[actual-lea]

@admiralskywhale

[beggars-opera]

So I just found the most useful photo album in existence for tumblr arguments

[noldorinwa]

I HAVE FOUND MY FAVOURITE POST ON THE INTERNET

@georgeorwell @lordhellebore @francisperfectionbonnefoy @janiedean and everyone else have you guys seen this gem

[janiedean]

OH MY GOD I’M SAVING ALL  OF THESE RN

[punkpinkpower]

@fandomsandfeminism I found something that might make you laugh if it isn’t outright useful lol.

[fandomsandfeminism]

Love it!

[catsbeaversandducks]

Glass Bowl Is The New Box

Photos by Zappa The Cat - Via Love Meow

[kellinova]

BEEEEAANNNNSSS

[raptorific]

bruce wayne maintains a presence on all conspiracy theory boards with the screen name BruceWayneIsTheBatman and all his posts have titles like “BRUCE WAINE IS BAT-MAN INDISPUTABLE PROOF” and it’s just a picture of Bruce Wayne from the back next to a picture of Batman from behind and they both have the contours of their butt drawn on in a shitty MSPaint red line (note: Bruce is in a suit and Batman has a cape, neither of their butts are clearly discernible) and the quote “THE BUTTS MATCH!!! THE FACTS DON’T LIE!!!!!” and he makes at least three of these posts a day, and “Bruce Wayne is the Batman” becomes a meme a la “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” and he gets asked about it on a talk show and he laughs uproariously at the idea and Stephen Colbert just HAPPENS to have a batman mask under the desk and they do a bit together where Bruce Wayne puts on the mask and walks around saying things like “excuse me, bank robbers, can I perhaps offer you some money to stop you robbing this bank?” and “I say, cease and desist your criminal behavior or I’ll have my butler ask you to leave” and the audience is LOSING THEIR MINDS laughing at the idea of this pampered rich guy taking on the Joker on a bi-weekly basis and then anyone who suggests “Bruce Wayne is Batman” in earnest gets met with mocking “oh man do the butts match” comments

[animentality]

I don’t like that you’re implying Ted Cruz isn’t the Zodiac Killer but otherwise solid.

[raptorific]

Pretty sure I didn’t imply that! Are you implying Bruce Wayne is not the Batman? Because if so I think you should take a look at this evidence I’ve gathered:

the facts don’t lie

[schazardous]

birbnana

chickita birbnana

[the-dalm]

!!!!

[figglypuff]

@tetrismangodinosaur

[imaginarycircus]

surprised red pandas are the most adorable. (from reddit)

[dinosaurpubes]

[inkrton]

he cannot die. Unstoppable

[brondeef]

Bad dog. Out you go

[tsukuyomishirabes]

The Dog Will Stay

[tokenduelist-chillzone]

Too bad.

[xlugger]

the dog stays

[tokenduelist-chillzone]

WRONG

Trap Master can only be flipped during your turn or by the effect of another card. Since no card has been activated to trigger such an effect, Trap Master cannot be activated in response to Trap Stun.

THE DOG GOES.

[superflyingthing]

The effect of Prediction Princess Tarotrei can flip trap monster face up on the opponents turn. 

THE DOG STAYS

[lawd-what-a-booty]

Once we send that Prediction Princess Tarotrei to the graveyard, our trap sealing will stick around.

The dog goes. 

[legionoftuna]

Ritual Sealing does not negate, only destroy. Prediction Princess Tarotrei is destroyed, but its effect is still carried out.

THE DOG. STAYS.

[xxxtictacion]

I’m watching an online yu gi oh battle

[swordofevilsban]

THE DOG GOES

[duskanaragemother]

THE DOG STAYS

[pixelsnotdreams-deactivated2019]

^ this entire thread in a nutshell.

[dryeguy]

THE DOG IS MINE.

[65-percent-puns]

[bigdipper24]

amazing

[fsidnfso-deactivated20190103]

A shocking twist.

[land-of-frogs-and-dragons]

@dat-one-asshole

[itsagifnotagif]

Dogs are too pure honestly

[andy-yuen]

Woud you like a flower?

it’s only 1 gil.

complete version =)

[thebeauregardbros]

important

[dnopls]

here’s a chocobo on a swing, please enjoy your day

[tetenuko-deactivated20250618]

He’s a good boy.

Thank you @verdant-wanderer for the great gift!

[tastefullyoffensive]

Nailed it. (via pakabaka)

[corporation-cats]

[conquerorwurm]

[topographi]

“He smiled understandingly-much more than understandingly. It was one of those rare smiles with a quality of eternal reassurance in it, that you may come across four or five times in life. It faced—or seemed to face—the whole eternal world for an instant, and then concentrated on you with an irresistible prejudice in your favor. It understood you just as far as you wanted to be understood, believed in you as you would like to believe in yourself, and assured you that it had precisely the impression of you that, at your best, you hoped to convey.”  ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

[fuks]

[tagtra]

Im fucking crying on my break why is this so funny

[izahbel]

Pickles and her friends are going on a adventure!

[lorileadfoot-deactivated2020072]

WHICH ONE IS PICKLES

[babygoatsandfriends]

Pickles is wearing the backpack! also, this is Pickles as a baby =)<3

[zenathered]