chaos. calamity. catastrophe.

guess who's back 

[highlyglamorous]

[farcryfromhere-moved]

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[sixfromerie-deactivated20240121]

[catchymemes]

Tall People Troubles

[unclefather]

[yiffmaster]

[be-pd]

*expresses a reason i’m upset* oh god im being manipulative aren’t I

[perkistani]

I am actually losing my mind over this

[dennybitte]

where the thoughts are free

by Denny Bitte

[awrats]

[ginocchie]

as a child i was always amazed by how fast adults could chop onions and then before you know it you’re chopping onions very fast and that’s it that’s life

[miss-perkey]

[grungegoths]

[hobnob-69]

Do you ever just touch your face and think “there be bones in me skin”

[dojacat]

[factsnfunnypics]

Reconnect

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

how many hands you got

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

allow me illustrate you

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

that’s still four people

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

i truly can’t make this any clearer

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

[naomster]

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

[mjalti]

someone: *notices an intimate detail about me & shares the observation with me* me: who are u working for

[plasticxocean-deactivated202405]

if u hug me from behind i will push my butt against ur dick

[argumate]

ur making this heimlich manoeuvre real awkward bro