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any pronouns

[jame7t]

I would never succumb (advisor mumbles in my ear) oh… it can be a sex thing? Well.. maybe I would succumb a little..

[pawbeanies]

heyy can we do a sexy roleplay where im a prince from a fallen kingdom and youre the powerful warrior who has taken me for their own pleasure. yes? yipeeee ok so before we start first here's a google doc with the whole history of the fictional land we're both from and the intricate geopolitical workings of the- oh yeah and here's a supplementary doc on the agriculture and trade routes of said fictional land and stuff and yes this is important. the dirty talk has to be lore accurate

[magpie-to-the-morning]

I don’t WANT a career. I want to cuddle and sleep and eat and read and create and love and be loved.

[magpie-to-the-morning]

So uh, everyone’s also feeling totally normal about this, huh?

[magpie-to-the-morning]

I don’t WANT a career. I want to cuddle and sleep and eat and read and create and love and be loved.

[magpie-to-the-morning]

So uh, everyone’s also feeling totally normal about this, huh?

[magpie-to-the-morning]

I don’t WANT a career. I want to cuddle and sleep and eat and read and create and love and be loved.

[magpie-to-the-morning]

So uh, everyone’s also feeling totally normal about this, huh?

[justsomeguycore]

its sometimes hard to know whether you need to say “i’m sorry that happened” or if you can whip out “killing them with my minddddd”

[teathattast]

my genderrrrrr 🙈

[hustlerose]

does this to you

[hustlerose]

wait the gif didn't even post. does a mysterious & unknown thing to you i guess

[cryptotheism]

You guys hear about this? Stay safe out there.

[cali]

yooo there is someone here that got hurt and needs medical attention, is anybody here a perfect copy of me that i can have sex with

[tikkunolamresistance]

If you’re a Leftist, if you support Palestine, it’s absolutely fundemental that you read this. I actually encourage that everyone should read this:

“The Palestinian People have consistently made it crystal clear that our enemy is the colonialist and racist ideology of Zionism, not Jews.”

“I have zero interest in memorising or apologising for centuries old tropes created by Europeans, or giving semantics more heft than they warrant, chiefly when millions of us confront real, tangible oppression[…]”

Words by Mohammed El-Kurd.

Palestinians are told the words we use dwarf the decades of violence enacted against us by the self-proclaimed Jewish State. A drone is one

[pantwardowskimoved]

isnt it cool how the brain is like a wet computer

[pantwardowskimoved]

my creepy monstrous henchmen agreeing with me

[tomorrows-mayday]

[fishiesgarden]

my dawg

[aparticularlysmallrat]

this is what your dog wold look like as a fish

[fishiesgarden]

what's your fucking problem

[rickybabyboy]

Ricky sometimes I like to just open up your blog and stare at your adorable profile picture

Tap my icon to give me a treats

[theres-a-body-here]

Having a Minotaur Boyfriend would be so fucking funny

Like imagine crying on the couch and you hear his thunderous, big body SUV built ass footsteps approach you.

"Baby, what's wrong," he says tenderly as he rubs your shoulder.

You look up to explain how bad your day was with tears in your eyes and you fucking see this:

[quarxnox]

@videogamecows

[bovineblogger]

two minotaurs about to kiss^

[strawberryviscera]

Fallout New Vegas Dashboard Simulator:

🐄 brahmingirl-dick

it’s nothing that a nap and a fresh apple and a super stimpak and a box of fancy lads snack cakes and 10 beers and a nuka cola and some dirty water and a trip to gommorah and some jet and a cazador sting and killing myself can’t fix

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🤠prospect-deez-nuts

just found this cool new container near clark field while prospecting! i’m gonna open it up and update you guys on what’s inside!

🤠prospect-deez-nuts

medk….

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👨‍⚕️followeroftheapocalypse

Bored at work again and my courier friend won’t stop taking photos of me on her Codac R9000.

🌈confirmed-bachelor

i think i hauve radiation poisoning

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🃏lucky-69

honestly if you think the NCR is going to do any good for the wasteland if they win at hoover dam unfollow me right now.

🐻thebearbitesback

No. Just no.

Anyone who says that President Kimball is just as bad as Mr. House or Caesar isn’t paying attention. If you don’t vote for President Kimball, then you’re giving your vote to Caesar, plain and simple. I hope when you’re all enslaved or murdered you can find solace in your “moral purity.”

Vote NCR no matter where you are!

🃏lucky-69

girl i’m a freeside local 😭 i couldn’t vote even if i wanted to

🐻thebearbitesback

Of-fucking-course you’re from Freeside. No wonder your town is a warzone, people like you have no initiative to do anything about your situation and just mope around instead. Bunch of junkie degenerates.

🏛️ crepitu-petat-LXIX

All of you are degenerates. I can’t wait to watch as your filthy cities fall and all you profligates are hung from crosses or enslaved as you deserve.

🤖securitron-38392919

HO&T SINGLES LO4OKING TO #%FUCK NASTY xSEE PUSSY CL$$Ick NOW

♣️bigirononhisdick

anyone in this thread huff jet

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🏜️wastelandwandering

everybody’s a big, tough wastelander until i ask for someone to come to quarry junction with me then all of a sudden it’s “the last guy who went got torn in half” and “deathclaw eggs aren’t even worth that many caps” 🙄

🦂deathclaw-fucker

i would go with you!

🏜️wastelandwandering

…no thank you

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🌵barrelcactusfruity

“cannabalism as a metaphor for love is trite and overdone” ok but do you even understand what it means. to me.

🌵barrelcactusfruity

hello???

🌵barrelcactusfruity

oh my god

[bovineblogger]

should we give a cow a gun

yes. nothing bad will come from giving a cow a gun

[moon-and-guar]

i agree

[moon-and-guar]

yeag