[sev-arts]

cooler lesbian comix than the one youre probably talking about

[horrorfilmdyke]

who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david

[setulose]

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

[setulose]

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

[setulose]

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

[pitbolshevik]

some of you would be a lot happier if you didn't use 4chan words

[national-rail]

me: do you think this train touches the overhead wires normally or do you think she gets freaky with it

train conductor who i've been distracting from my lack of ticket for 35 minutes now: y'know i think she gets freaky with it

[tacticaljorts]

every piece of media would be better with a butch in it

[nightmaretour]

If you can (SAFELY!!!) make a cop's day worse in any way it is your duty as a human being to do so

[lakevida]

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

this quarantine got me feeling like luke’s guy walker… trapped on dagobah with that gay little frog, help LOL!

[quantizedangel]

need to find somebody who can play bass guitar. not for a music project, just want to know how they’re doing

[grox]

AGGHHHHH IM JERKING OFFFFF

I'LL HELP YOU! I'LL SAVE YOU!

[menloathe]

when the song tackles you to the ground and starts beating the ever loving shit out of you

[pansyfemme]

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

[glubby]

“Am I the only one who—” yes. You’re all alone. And nobody shares your experiences or loves you. And you’re floating on a raft in a dark ocean and there’s sharks and squids trying to get you and lightning is crashing and the water is choppy and black

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[farahbojrqz]

Cesare!

[thirdwheelravi]

i actually find it really fascinating that there seems to be a subset of people who watch television shows and seemingly can't handle an ounce of conflict or narrative tension or flawed people handling difficult situations imperfectly. how do you guys live like this