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[guccifloralsuits]

nobody say a fucking word about tumblr we can’t remind these billionaires we exist

[horreurscopes]

never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It

[horreurscopes]

signs at stores? émail? menu ?? instruction ? post online ? caption with andswer to question ? group hand outs ??? street sign ??? no. The Written Word Is The Enemy

[digital-girl-preservation]

please please does anybody have the “i love my this” image please i can’t find it anywhere i’m getting desperate

[oliviawebsite]

[catchymemes]

[dsmsix]

you KNOW she and Peggy Carter fucked nasty

[dsmsix]

YALL COOKING

[actual-changeling]

couldn't help but slow down the kiss and improve the lighting so i can watch it on repeat and go insane.

i also cut out the live billy reaction

[yourbasicqueerie]

thank you for ur service 🫡

[catchymemes]

[ech0light]

"unalive" should just mean the opposite of undead. if undead means a dead thing thats alive, unalive shuld mean an alive things thats dead. no i dont have any examples. ☝️yet

[clubpenguinkiller]

retail employees

[blanket-buddy]

Computers that still work but have become totally obsolete

[solarishashernoseinabook]

grad students

[medusas-daughter]

I don't know what drug they put in subtext-queer-baiting-bury-your-gays-queer ships from the last decade but they need to put some of it in the current media

[disgustinggf]

[rylandsgrace]

The Princess Diaries (2001) // The Kelly Clarkson Show (2024)

[number1girl]

me at the job i begged god for

[meatmite]

"if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't" no but like. i really didn't. i have never in my life seen someone shoplifting because i'm not watching anyone else in the grocery store..? how are y'all noticing things like that. my only goals are enter the store, survive, exit the store

[septemberkisses]

the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.

[umutis]

concerts should be 1-2 dollars and i get to pick the venue

[baravaggio]

devastating to me that kids these days don't know what it was like to be a high schooler when this first came out

[shoebillstork]

There's something very bisexual about a USB c charger

[faggothankhill]

we are running out of posts