tv and stuff

CW: i am interested in becoming a methhead

[lakevida]

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

[duallpa]

baby jimothy

[valtsv]

wearing two cursed amulets to manipulate them into competing with each other for ownership of my soul and unintentionally improving my life in their attempts to seduce me

[loveridden1999]

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

[wincaraz]

[rosie-tyler]

The only way that you can get what you want in this world is through hard work.

The Princess and the Frog (2009)

[lottienats]

WINONA RYDER as VERONICA SAWYER Heathers (1988)

[fantasy-daily]

PAN'S LABYRINTH 2006 | dir. Guillermo del Toro

[ohmovie]

And it is said that the Princess returned to her father's kingdom. That she reigned there with justice and a kind heart for many centuries. That she was loved by her people. And that she left behind small traces of her time on Earth, visible only to those who know where to look.

El laberinto del fauno PAN'S LABYRINTH (2006) dir. Guillermo del Toro

[gender-luster]

the rules of a guillermo del toro movie:

the father will die

the autistic person will be fine

he will pepper in the fact that he was raised catholic

he will also pepper in the fact that he fuckin hates fascists

the monsters will be fuckable

[lucy-harker]

PAN'S LABYRINTH (2006) dir. Guillermo del Toro

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[franniesbridgerton]

This is a century-long lie. You hung her portrait over our coffins in New Orleans. It's sick. You're sick.

We're unnatural beings! And this-- this is the half-human soul that you conveniently whip out whenever you want to win an argument!

What argument you got for fucking your mother? It's sickness. Maybe the source of all your sickness. But my god! Seek a professional!

episode 6 of THE VAMPIRE LESTAT

[endiness]

I have flat out refused to drink anything other than blood for three seasons of Interview With the Vampire. But Rolin Jones is adamant that the vampires drink regular drinks and eat regular food. And I've been like, this is so dumb, I don't understand why we do this.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[clytemnestraaa]

one of my creative writing professors once said that to evaluate a work as good or not, first you ask what the work is attempting to do, and then you evaluate how well it does it. and this is how to judge everything from critical essays to romance novels to snack packaging to theory tracts.

[soup-mother]

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"