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❀ Candace has made matching friendship bracelets with Stacy, Jenny, and Vanessa
❀ She can’t do math to save her life
❀ She has a movie night with Phineas and Ferb every week and they take turns picking the movie
❀ Candace always gets a ton of mosquito bites whenever she goes outside
❀ Her favorite shape is a heart and her favorite animals are ducks (since she loves Ducky Momo)
❀ Young Candace would take her Ducky Momo plushie everywhere and when it got dirty she never let Linda wash it without a fight
❀ Young Candace was super duper overprotective of her Mom when she was pregnant with Phineas (to Linda’s amusement and annoyance)
❀ Candace definitely gave young Phineas lots of piggyback rides
❀ Young Candace interrogated Lawrence when Linda first introduced them, but he almost immediately passed her “test” and Candace was happily the flower girl at their wedding
❀ Candace prefers to keep her nails short for practical purposes and because her awful bad luck always causes long nails to break before the end of the day
❀ She never plans to cut her hair short because she believes she only looks good with long hair
❀ Young Candace subconsciously disliked Perry from the start because she missed Bucky (the Flynn-Fletcher family’s former pet dog shown as a fossil exhibit in “It’s About Time!”)
❀ She has reoccurring nightmares that involve her loved ones being in danger or taken away by the “mysterious force” (which has happened on multiple occasions)
❀ Unknownst to Candace and Perry, they sometimes dream share or experience similar nightmares (“Phineas and Ferb Get Busted!” and possibly “Wizard of Odd”) but Perry is the only one that eventually figures it out
❀ After waking up from a nightmare, she’ll sometimes sneak into her parents’ and brothers’ rooms just to check that they’re okay (Perry will do the same)
❀ She never understands how Perry gets into her room when she wakes up to find him on her bed since she usually keeps the bedroom door shut
❀ Perry naturally sheds fur like a dog or cat (“Phineas and Ferb Interrupted”) and Candace constantly complains about finding teal fur on her clothes
❀ Candace is extremely annoyed when Ferb grows up to be taller than her (how dare he!)
❀ Candace wasn’t sure what to think of young Ferb at first since she was used to young Phineas being LOUD but she quickly grew to appreciate his quiet demeanor
❀ But there was a time where she was incredibly worried that young Ferb didn’t really like her just because he talked to Phineas more than he did with her (still does) but the misunderstanding was sorted out with a hug
❀ Candace tries to avoid thinking about what her life was like before Lawrence and Ferb joined the family (she has attachment/abandonment issues)
❀ Candace’s continuous screaming tears up her vocal cords and leaves her with an extremely sore throat (happens in “Just Desserts”) so she’ll keep cough drops in her pockets
❀ She experiences the WORST period cramps
❀ She constantly forgets to eat or drink water when she’s trying to bust the boys
❀ Candace takes a nap after her failed attempts at busting the boys because it’s physically and mentally exhausting (her sleep schedule is a disaster)
❀ She feels betrayed when she finds out Stacy and Vanessa knew Perry was a secret agent (Candace technically knows but doesn’t know she knows) but it’s resolved the very same day
❀ Candace doesn’t like Monogram or O.W.C.A. very much after Stacy and Vanessa tell her that they overwork Perry and how they’ll threaten to take him away or erase her memories (two options she hates but if she had to choose one she’d pick getting her mind wiped like in AT2D)
❀ Candace also doesn’t like Doofenshmirtz when she finds out his inators are unintentionally the main culprits of why Phineas and Ferb’s inventions disappear. She tries to team up with Vanessa to try to bust him for being evil but they fail (like how Vanessa tried to bust her Dad in “I Scream, You Scream”)
❀ Candace isn’t a huge horror fan but Stacy is (mentioned in “Happy Birthday, Isabella!”) so being best friends with Stacy means Candace ends up watching many horror movies with her
❀ Unlike her brothers, Candace doesn’t like robots (especially after “I, Brobot” and “Traffic Cam Caper”) so she has very mixed feelings when Vanessa tells Candace that Norm is her robot brother. (Imagine Candace complains about the boys and Vanessa says, “At least they aren’t 10 foot tall robots that wanna be real boys.”)
❀ For some reason, Candace’s right leg has the unfortunate and frustrating habit of always falling asleep when she sits in one position for too long
❀ She likes to use a lot of exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!
I know so far a lot of people are headcanoning ribbot as more of a wholesome soft friend to contract Jax’s wild energy, but may I propose to you: ribbit is the reason for his chaotic energy.
Think about it, we know that Jax is the youngest member of the circus. He was probably fucking terrified when he first arrived at the circus. Imagine if ribbit was a person who liked to pull pranks and joke around, not maliciously but in an attempt to enjoy themselves and have fun. Very similar to what Jax does, except they include the others in their jokes so everyone gets to have fun with it. Ribbit befriending an anxious on edge Jax when he first joined the circus, and becoming close by keeping him laughing despite the shitty circumstance? Only for Jax to lose them and develop a warped version of their coping mechanism as his own defense mechanism?
❀ At school Ferb gets a lot of questions from new classmates like “Why don’t you smile?” or “Why are you so quiet?” but Ferb never gives an answer
❀ And when he talks those classmates are always like “You can talk?!” or “You’re British?!” and Ferb is a mix of amused and exasperated (they often say they like his accent)
❀ There are multiple instances where people mishear or misinterpret what Ferb says and it frustrates him to no end (same goes to when he gets interrupted)
❀ He can be just as talkative as Phineas on very rare occasions and whenever it happens Phineas will happily become the listener
❀ Ferb is usually levelheaded in stressful situations but there are moments he’ll be screaming/panicking internally and is scary good at hiding it
❀ This is a silly one but when Candace learned Ferb’s full name was “Ferbs” she was like “But there’s only one of him?” (She said she didn’t know his full name in “Summer Belongs to You!”)
❀ On the other hand, Phineas has known the whole time and kinda likes that both their names end with a “s” but knows Ferb prefers “Ferb”
❀ Ferb has a crazy high pain tolerance and if he broke a bone all he would offer in response would be a single “Ow”
❀ Ferb’s eyes can tear up easily, like during a movie, and there’s nothing wrong with that (down with toxic masculinity!)
❀ Since Ferb was originally an only child, it took him more time to get used to having Candace as a big sister than it did to get used to having Phineas as a brother
❀ Candace writes fanfiction (“Mission Marvel”) and on rare occasions Ferb is her editor/beta reader since he doesn’t judge her
❀ Ferb writes poems and I don’t mean love poems I mean the type of poetry that’ll make you question reality and give you an existential crisis
❀ Ferb is more scared of losing Phineas than Phineas is of losing Ferb while growing up
❀ Before Baljeet and Buford joined their friend group Isabella often unintentionally made Ferb feel left out (she still does but it’s not as bad now)
❀ Ferb wouldn’t hesitate to kill (and die) for his loved ones
❀ He ends up eavesdropping on people since they seem to think that his ears don’t work just because he’s quiet (or maybe they think he won’t repeat what he hears but he will)
❀ Ferb’s good at sneaking up on people and unintentionally or intentionally jumpscaring them (usually happens with Candace)
❀ He’s very observant and is the first to notice when Perry gets a small cut or any minor injuries from fighting Doofenshmirtz
❀ Ferb gets a tattoo (or several) when he’s older and his first one is a matching one with Phineas of Perry because why not (like they could do Perry’s # [ ]”> symbol)
❀ Ferb “understands” Perry better than anyone (they have square shaped solidarity) and by that I mean Perry goes “Gyururururu” and Ferb knows he’s hungry and Candace will be like “You understood that?” and Ferb’s like “No, I just noticed he’s been staring at his food bowl”
❀ Ferb doesn’t know for sure that Perry’s a secret agent but he definitely knows Perry has a secret double life since Ferb himself has a secret double life (possibly as a food critic?)
❀ Ferb envies how short Phineas is after hitting his head for the hundredth time when older
❀ Ferb is scared of the dentist (“It’s No Picnic”) and has build multiple inventions that involve improving dental hygiene
❀ Ferb can see a little better with his bigger eye than the other and eventually ends up needing glasses when he’s older like Lawrence
❀ Ferb never knew his biological Mom (I theorized she died after he was born) but perhaps he inherited his “quiet personality” from her (the green hair is from Grandpa Reg)
❀ Ferb rarely raises his voice when he’s angry (which takes a lot) but if he does YOU ARE IN DANGER RUN
❀ Ferb (and Phineas to a lesser extent) feels a special connection with animals (Remember Steve from “The Lizard Whisperer”)
❀ He also has a particular interest in aquatic animals (shown to like dolphins in “Swiss Family Phineas” and “Voyage to the Bottom of Buford”)
❀ Ferb’s a talented artist beyond knowing how to draw up blueprints for inventions (Recall the “Birthday Clip-O-Rama!” episode)
❀ Ferb doesn’t like to talk during movies unlike Phineas and Candace
❀ He loves writing in CAPITAL LETTERS
❀ He’ll start prank wars with his friends and family then he almost always wins them
❀ Ferb carries a pair of wireless noise canceling headphones everywhere he goes in case he feels overstimulated (Phineas can borrow it)
Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again
June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day
I also like to think that even though we know that Perry the Platypus has a perfect understanding of English and that he can write and type perfectly adequately, that if given the option to write his thoughts down, he would still typically not use words. Perry the Platypus is a platypus/man of few words, and you know that he KNOWS how to commit to a bit! So I just think that it would be funny if when he's given the option of using his words, he still just... Doesn't!
So just saying. If he is texting, I say that he should almost exclusively use emoji and maybe an occasional emoticon! And if given a piece of paper to write his thoughts down on, he would instead draw pictures. He's given a piece of paper to explain something complex? He's still going to make the other person WORK to get it all and force them to play pictionary with him!!!
wearing my Love Händel Tshirt today and people have been like oh what band is that for? and im like. well it's an obscure 80s band that broke up but actually got back together in the mid 2010s. youve probably listened to some of their stuff before, it slaps :) and their like oh that's cool you know so much about them! I'll look them up later! and I'm like yeah you do that
it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever
