noxstella

SHE/THEY/IT - LESBIAB | art tumblr @stellar_retribution | ADULT OF TWENNY | i block pro-AI people <3 | 18+ but not an extreme one i just reblog tits sometimes and have no desire to hang out with children

[fanficmemes]

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

[mikkeneko]

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

[antlershade]

well, i know about lump fish

[cyber-seagull404]

Good to see we’re all on the same page

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[teaboot]

Not to stick my dick in the wasp nest here but I just walked past a white dude with the longest crustiest dreadlocks I have ever seen in my LIFE and if I do not exclaim my bafflement and horror *sonewhere* then I'm afraid I will lose control of myself and gently ask him Why

[teaboot]

Like we've GONE OVER cultural appropriation for fucking decades now, that shouldn't be news to anyone, and anyone capable of a google search should be able to grasp that the "vikings" didn't ACTUALLY DO THAT

But even if you boil away the "I don't believe appropriation is a real thing" people and the "well hmm you weren't THERE" people and even the "it's not that deep and it looks cool" people, there should still be the irrefutable fact that STRAIGHT HAIR DOESN'T LOCK?

Boy out here has KNOTTED MATS that are nearly transparent blond at the roots and fucking BROWN the other 70%

Son that's DIRT

What the FUCK

[raccoonmilf]

When we lived in Denver, my friend @kittycattyy420 and I would roll down the window and start chanting “WHITE DREADS WHITE DREADS WHITE DREADS” whenever we drove past somebody like this. It was always so upsetting to see, because it was YUCKY. We unfortunately, could not help but exclaim our bafflement.

[sailermoon]

I’m actually always thinking of that “maybe I won’t die cause I’m special” tweet

[sailermoon]

[autogynecologist]

They put wednesday in dead by daylight

[beardedmrbean]

this sounds like a party to me

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[birdhand-arts-extra-chaos]

i like them being his weed stash. theyre fine they like being smoked

[kosmogrl]

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

[aceofpans]

it’s because of the curse

[kristina100000]

[kords-kock-kloset]

[c3rvida3]

When they first started dating, my best friend's boyfriend was like, "I just kinda feel like you two are uncomfortably close sometimes. All of my friends agree that it's really weird, and I think we need to establish some boundaries."

And I sat him down and gave him this huge speech, like, "Listen, the ability to maintain intimate, long-lasting friendships is a sign that your partner is well-adjusted! It's a little worrying that you're feeling insecure about your partner having a healthy, normal friendship."

Only for her to walk in two seconds later and say, "This drink is disgusting, you have to try it," and, instead of offering me a sip, take a huge swig and spit it directly into my mouth from like three feet away.

[autisticexpression]

There's just so much going on here but I want to focus on the fact that this apparently happens so often that you saw her take a swig and instinctively opened your mouth for her to spit in it.

Who are you, OP? What is your life?

[wifehaver103947]

Awhoahh idid not know this

[wifehaver103947]

[undying-princess]

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

[wearemercs]

The Nearsighted Knight (translated 1, 2) by rui2simu (original 1, 2)

[ytpmv-elf]

it’s pretty funny that my most annoying reply guy is my girlfriend. like it’s the funniest long con she could have pulled

[ytpmv-elf]

i want her so bad

[zoesupreme]

some early morning wisdom for you all

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[amygdalae]

Wait a minute....im literally hot and funny