theo nott apologist

noah czerny brainrot lesbians for scorbus!!

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succession makes me realise every week that i only like male characters when theyre acting absolutely pathetic because GOD are these men unbearable when they experience even a bit of happiness

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sometimes a family can be a gay teenager who is bald and brings things back from dreams, a bitchy bisexual magician, and a child with hooves who eats styrofoam

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“james is the mom friend” “remus is the mom friend” no. may i present to you: peter being the mom friend

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the dreamer trilogy could’ve ended after the first book if ronan would’ve let adam help him find bryde 😭

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i just KNOW noah czerny was mad he died in his uniform

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andrew minyard and neil josten had such a meet cute!!

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gansey be like “i’m fighting my demons” and the demons are just bisexuality 

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adams first chapter in the entirety of trc starting with him ranting about ronan for like three paragraphs 🤨why are u lgbt

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i feel like i let the gays down when i have to turn off car seat headrest bc will toledo’s voice makes me want to bang my head into a wall sometimes

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a very declan christmas is another special form of torture. fuck niall lynch

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Gideon and Fabian Prewett headcanons

(i keep referring to them as “the twins” to try to make this less confusing, it didn’t really work lmao)

- they are twins

- Fabian has longer hair

- Gideon is queer

- quidditch (Fabian is keeper, Gideon is chaser)

- they host a party after final exams every year

- Gryffindors

- they both are around 6’0

- lowkey dresses like frat boys

- I don’t know which one but one of them dated Mary Macdonald and now they are both best friends with her

- 1-3 years older than marauders

- they are either Aries (like the Weasley twins) or Virgos

- Gideon has a funky sock collection

- “what socks are you wearing today?”

- *kicks his whole leg up on the Gryffindor table*

- the twins tried to convince a first year that they are related to Lily Evans

- she was in on it too

- Fabian enjoys arithmancy and is crazy good at math in general

- Gideon will bully him about it but Gideon is a history nerd so fabian will bully him right back

- I also think Remus Lupin is a history nerd so he and Gideon gush over history together

- one time the twins spent hours in a fragrance shop looking for a perfume to gift Mary for her birthday

- I think Bilius is a Weasley and also head boy

- so since Molly and Arthur are together the twins and Bilius are friends

- and the twins try to talk Bilius into letting them leave detention (if he’s supervising it)

- it never works

modern-day:

- Fabian will defend Olivia Rodrigo with everything in him

- vans shoes. that’s all. (this doesn’t have to be modern I just feel like it fits better here)

- they both know tom holland’s umbrella dance

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aaron minyard is just mentally ill (blonde) and that’s why you guys don’t like him smh

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james potter totally watches dance moms