This magical blog!

Call me Ellie! 29-She/Her Are we really moving back here? AGAIN?! Genuinely idk what this will be. BTS, bunnies, video games, books, and cats?

[sarahseeandersen]

[catchymemes]

[beautofwomen]

I want this extraness

[shanyphantom]

I’m so glad we got to see the picture afterwards.

[beardedchrisevans]

[slut4supersoldiers]

Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

[casbean]

good

[gunsandfireandshit]

“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”

[flower-lesbienne]

Shout out to Harry Hill

[yip-yip]

[ingek73]

I think Piers is somewhat of a national laughing stock by now

[corancoranthemagicalman]

Pizza Hut really out here fighting for the common person with that bold ass move

Chris Evans has always been Steve Rogers and this post proves it.

[nyctosaurid]

does anyone else’s lizard get OFFENDED when you turn on the lights at night

[nyctosaurid]

this exact look without fail

[smollest-bot-deactivated2020071]

Yeah, exactly.

[tyrantisterror]

Lizards have the best “what the fuck are you doing?” faces

[ofools]

Would anyone like to see pictures of this bird I’m friends with

[ofools]

I love her

[ofools]

i am loving people’s attempts to identify this bird its just an australian magpie, she’s not a chimera, she’s not a fucked up crow, etc. she is just….. a regular run of the mill magpie

[ofools]

She is also a mother…. here is her yelling son who she brought to me one time

[windriderdelta]

HOW THE HELL DID YOU BEFRIEND AN AUSTRALIAN MAGPIE

[ofools]

i give her chips sometimes

[ethanrayne]

From what I’ve heard, australian magpies are actually quite nice if they trust you not to hurt them. Swooping season happens because, as a species, they’ve learned that most humans are Dangerous and so they preemptively attack to protect themselves and their young. If you’ve been nice to a group of magpies, though, they’ll remember you and you won’t be swooped at.

[melredcap]

Magpies are extremely cool birds, and very intelligent… which means that they know that humans are the biggest threat around and that we can be good friends. Thus, swooping, and also not swooping humans who have proven themselves to be trustworthy sources of food.

The funniest interaction I ever had with some magpies was when one of my former workplaces had our Christmas lunch as a picnic in a park. A pair of magpies were teaching their fledgeling how to beg for food from humans. First one would approach, crouch down and coo at us; someone threw them a bit of cheese. Then the other adult approached, crouched down and cooed at us; someone threw a piece of cabanossi. Both tidbits were picked up, taken back and shared with the offspring… then the adults were standing there looking at the fledgeling and then at us, obviously going “Go on, then, you try it!”

Fledgeling magpie nervously walked closer to us, looked back at its parents, then half-crouched and yelled “RAWK!” in our direction. We cracked up laughing, startling the poor baby, but he or she got over it pretty quickly when a HAIL of bits of cheese and sausage landed all around.

[babyanimalgifs]

Me thinking about a joke I told last week

[argumate]

what the fuck, that’s way funnier than the screengrabs

[kazuhira-mezz]

Playing world of warcraft means you have to make tough choices

[sapphosmisthios-deactivated2018]

my 8-year-old cousin got a spiderman pinata for his birthday today and he hit it so hard that he removed spiderman’s cardboard head from its shoulders and my cousin’s 11-year-old friend goes, without missing a beat, “I don’t feel so good Mr. Stark” and i lost my shit. kids really are our future.

[eraemx]

I’m going to fucking scream

[kierstinlapatka]

Snippet from my garbage bag test, also currently known as the mer-leech! 

Longer, more detailed video is on my Patreon! 

[argumate]

not gonna lie, if I saw this in the pool I would scream at a frequency high enough to smash glass

[baronessbamf]

Playing the game for 25 hours

[sstellari]

Dragon Age Origins: Still a long way to go but more than 50% through the story.

Dragon Age 2: You have almost finished you first playthough!

Dragon Age Inquisition: Congratulations!!!!!! You’ve finally made it out the Hinterlands.

[auckie]

[biganimetiddiesbitch]

ambulance in my neighborhood: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My dog: Oh shit! Oh shit it’s a bop

[ravensloane]

god put me on this world and said “let this dumbass roam”

[skeetskeetwithdaparakeet]

We are all gods roombas that he’s let loose

[gothcostco]

i would kill to live in a small home with no financial worries

[gothcostco]

grow my own vegetables. some medicinal herbs. what more do you need

[creativityflows]

A cat

[gothcostco]

a cat.

[spookymalfoymanor]

Please tell me that there was at least one asshole Muggleborn kid who refused to call teachers professor

“Mr. Snape?”

“It’s professor Snape”

“Do you have a doctorate degree?”

“… no”

“Okay then Mr. Snape”

[yumenouveau]

“But squad, do you think Lupin’s a professor?”

“Did you see his elbow patches?  No question”

[setheverman]

what is the january mood?

[whirlybirbs]

[introvertunites]

If you’re an introvert, follow us @introvertunites. 

[boyswthluv]

some of Bangtan’s biggest accomplishments in 2018