⭐️serve cunt fuck nasty⭐️

nothing ever comes from nothing

[bayestheoremtm]

Sirius stops mid sex to switch the record to the B side

[moonlightmirrorball]

consider: butch4butch and they're both minotaurs and their nose rings get stuck

stopppuhhhh that’s so cuteeeee

[moonlightmirrorball]

butch4butch but their nose rings always get stuck together like braces

is this anything

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[that-house]

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

[that-house]

We never have to go back

[xalatath]

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

[moonlightmirrorball]

without my attitude I'm nothing

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[sunny-therapy]

This is how I see Mr. Moony and Mr. Padfoot✨

[64mpg]

guy who has a mental health condition that comes and goes: i’m cured this time actually i can feel it

[64mpg]

same guy when they start having symptoms again: what the fuck is happening and why

[bobdylanyaoi]

the boomer music rpf group of tumblr is a literary movement akin to the Romantics or the beat generation or the modernists

[ambiguousdog]

This is the money butt.

It only appears every 124078932423 posts. Reblog in 12 minutes, and money will make its way to you in the next 48 hours.

[corncobjelly]

money butt god bless

[justchisa]

I have never seen a money butt before

[erflump]

All hail Butt Money

[mortalsfool]

*le gasp* The money Butt?!?!

[steve-loves-eddie]

All my time on this app I’ve never seen the money butt. Bless. 🍑💵

[asherrr3r]

sorry for being(remembers this is my blog and i don’t have to apologize for talking about anything) Extrememly Sexy. And Cool.

[reactionpicarchive]

🙈👀 what if we kissed 😘 in a long-term loving relationship 😳😏

[ryebreadedd]

made a goldfish mii and got obsessed with her, her name is goldie and her goals in life are a hotdog with large drink

[genderfluid-offical]

"explain your answer" no. i used a calculator, and i do not care about this class