Moonpap1

22, he/him Philosopher

[noah-wyles]

she's the best of us

[flowers-in-book]

i would kiss your soul if i could

[kosmogrl]

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[syring3]

A cigarette is an incredibly sensible choice when something really bad or something really good happens

[sea-salted-wolverine]

For those who need to hear it. To be ten pounds overweight is barely noticeable. To be ten pounds underweight is cause for concern if not outright alarm.

The primary health impact of being fifty pounds overweight is medical neglect. The primary health impact of being fifty pounds underweight is organ failure.

Skinny =/= healthy. You can not underfeed yourself into balanced nutrition. You can not subtract your way towards a healthy diet. You can not exercise all the spare calories off because bomb calorimetery is a joke of a scientific model that would have been laughed out of any other field.

[mal-studyblr]

hey quick PSA but “reading before bed to wind down” only works if you’re normal about books btw. if you aren’t you are going to end up awake at 2:52am after finishing the whole book just trust me on this one

[mizuform]

when people flirt in the comments under my post i feel like they handcuffed me to the cuck chair

[soymalakai-deactivated20260424]

Kiss me after you sucked it sloppy

[un-father]

Grabbing your thigh or waist everytime I notice someone looking your way while in public.

[justsomeguycore]

it’s really important to me when men put their heads in women’s laps. one of the most important things i can see on my tv. men laying their heads in women’s laps or men sitting and women standing and the man holds her around the middle and presses his face into her tummy as she hugs him around the shoulders. two very important poses. extremely soul igniting tableaux.

[pollypocketsand]

not to sound like a slut, but i'd carry the extra weight when the days are too heavy for you.

[acollectionofbrokenthings]

“You deserve better” is an interesting way of saying I’m not worth getting better for

[nightmareevara-deactivated20260]

Being someone's safe place is the greatest honor.

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

good luck to anyone who struggles around the holidays. sending some love.

[smallnico]

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

[bookwyrminspiration]

sometimes a theme recurs in your work without your permission. and sometimes it reaches a threshold where you're like. well now i think this is saying something about me against my will. don't know what though