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Rook: What's for dinner today?

Vil: Today, I'm serving LOOKS.

Epel: We haven't eaten for three days.

#twisted wonderland #twst incorrect quotes #rook hunt #vil schoenheit #epel felmier #Idk abt canon but my Headcanons will and always will be that these three suck at cooking in different ways #Vil doesn't put any flavor #Rook makes problematic substitutions #Epel once baked a cake for 5 minutes while setting the oven on maximum heat #pomefiore

Riddle: So, an open forum. Care to explain to me how this is going to help?

Kalim: Well, you guys could have an open and honest conversation about your feelings!

Riddle:

Leona:

Idia:

Vil: I don't think so.

Leona: Yeah, I don't like that.

Idia: I'd rather go live in a garbage can.

#twisted wonderland #twst incorrect quotes #riddle rosehearts #kalim al asim #leona kingscholar #idia shroud #vil schoenheit #Housewardens meetings #Kalim isn't mentally well either guys

Ace: Housewarden gave me a "get well soon" card.

Cater: Aww, that's sweet.

Ace: I wasn't sick, he just thought I could do better

#twisted wonderland #twst incorrect quotes #ace trappola #cater diamond #riddle rosehearts

Kalim: Okay, new plan!

Jamil: Kalim, we've made lots of plans and none of them have worked.

Kalim: Yeah, but this is a good one. The new plan is: no plan.

#twisted wonderland #kalim al asim #jamil viper #scarabia #source: brooklyn 99

Leona: I've been asked to deliver a toast after the funeral. A message of hope.

Leona:Let me show you what I have so far. *opens notebook*

Leona: "Pain...."

Jack: ....?

Leona: That's it.

#twisted wonderland #twst incorrect quotes #leona kingscholar #jack howl #source: brooklyn 99

Floyd: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life!

Riddle: Please never become a surgeon.

#twisted wonderland #twst incorrect quotes #floyd leech #riddle rosehearts #twst floyd #twst riddle

Idia: I'm puting my phone on airplane mode.

Azul: Oh my sevens, he doesn't even do that in airplanes!

#twisted wonderland #twst incorrect quotes #idia shroud #azul ashengrotto #twst idia #twst azul #source: brooklyn 99

Ortho, to the first years: Statistically speaking, I am the smartest and most skilled member of this friend group.

Deuce: Are you trying to hack into that vending machine..?

Ortho: I paid for my Cheetos, I'm getting my cheetos.

#twisted wonderland #twst incorrect quotes #ortho shroud #deuce spade #twst ortho #twst deuce

Ace: Hey, how much money do you have right now?

Ruggie: About 69 cents.

Ace: *smirks* you know what that means.

Ruggie: I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets....

#twst incorrect quotes #twisted wonderland #twst ace #twst ruggie #ace trappola #ruggie bucchi #Is 67 still a thing??#I need them to interact more #source: vine

Leona: I'm ignoring you.

Malleus: ...

Leona: I said I'm ignoring you..

Malleus: .....

Leona: STOP IGNORING ME IGNORING YOU!!

#twst incorrect quotes #Twst #leona kingscholar #malleus draconia #twst malleus #twst leona #twisted wonderland

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