[vergak]

[r0zeclawz]

wakes up and does a awesome puppy yawn

[meow-77]

wakes up and doesn a silly kitty stretch

[r0zeclawz]

unleashes my million blade strike

[surskip]

i love the sims subreddit

[funnytwittertweets]

[blue-star-above-me]

You’ve heard of Luigi’s Mansion, now get ready for...

Waluigi’s Apartment

[kingkoopasconeyislanddiscopalace]

It’s not haunted or anything Waluigi just attacks all the other tenants with a vacuum cleaner

[socialmaya]

[kittenchomp]

straight boys should kiss their boybestfriends AT LEAST once. just to see if they like it

[kittenchomp]

**twice

[kittenchomp]

ok 1 more time and then u can stop i promise

[greelin]

who hasn’t had gay thoughts? Who isn’t constantly having. gay thoughts

[greelin]

“i’m not” i don’t need to know about that. You keep that to yourself

[moonslutsassemble]

So fun when I’m hanging out with a buddy ol’ pal of mine then they’re like gee I love this date we’re on and I’m like wait WHAT

[alleycatboy]

maybe i can gaslight myself into being okay

[alleycatboy]

wait this is just cognitive behavioral therapy

[hikari-ni-naritai]

Got that tgirl slouch so bad my sternum cracks when I stand up straight

[hikari-ni-naritai]

You just don't get this on any other site

[b0nkcreat]

dick so good it turns you into hold on i can’t finish this post. there’s a cobweb on my couch i can see it

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

i can finish it for you lemme try. dick so good it turns you into The Thing

[b0nkcreat]

thanks king that means a lot. there are spiders everywhere

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

you can exchange those for bonuses and points

[b0nkcreat]

At the spider store?

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

at the spider store yeah

[spiralstaircased]

due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

FINE! I'll do it myself

[christianstepmoms]

breasts image

[christianstepmoms]

sorry wrong tab

[christianstepmoms]

ok google delete post

[christianstepmoms]

penis image

[christianstepmoms]

aaah not again

can somebody help me out here

[thyrell]

i got you hold on

[thyrell]

hey siri show breats

[thyrell]

aw christ

[christianstepmoms]

thyrell i dont have ipohone

[thyrell]

sorry ill try again. hey google penis picture

[thyrell]

are you seeing anyrhing

[christianstepmoms]

thyrell its casting ponography to my living room turn it off

[thyrell]

sorry. google cut that shit out please

[c0iledpigtail]

i confess i let illusions fester in my brain

[coughloop]

why are people submitting asks with skulls? to be scary? 👣

...can you put your shoes back on