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[neverwonderneverremember]

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

[sleepeys]

i don't know who needs to hear this but "parasocial relationships" aren't inherently a bad thing. they're just things. like all relationships, they can be toxic, but just because you enjoy a cc and are invested in their content and personality does not mean you're doing anything bad. we gotta stop giving it such negative connotations lol

[tobi-smp]

parasocial relationships are only a problem when you’re Dependent on them or when you overstep boundaries because of them, just like any other kind of relationship

human beings are made to form emotional connections, it’s completely healthy to have some level of parasocial relationship as long as you stay aware of it and don’t let it run your life

[selkiewizard]

Why didnt syphilis just stop pushing the boulder lol

[karasflowers]

im sorry but everyone reblogging daft punk music today as if they just fucking passed away is so funny

[cetitanhasmoved]

one of them exploded. not funny

[gryffon]

was driving with my girlfriend and spotted a vulture with a broken wing standing on the side of the road. there was an animal hospital nearby with a wildlife unit so we pulled over and picked it up and drove it to tufts. i think its got a good chance at survival and it feels good to have been able to make the call and help an injured wild animal out

[gryffon]

the funniest part of this was showing up at the Tufts emergency room with all these average folks with their dogs sitting politely on leashes in the waiting room and us being two very sweaty, disheveled haggy dykes who are bursting in and nearly running up to the desk holding a vulture in nothing but our bare hands and the look of extreme shock and horror on everybody’s face

[atomic-darth]

Gay culture is bursting into an animal clinic looking to get medical treatment for a carrion bird

[shiny-pokemon-giveaways]

If you look closely, you can pinpoint the exact moment where my heart shattered.

[shiny-pokemon-giveaways]

Happy two year anniversary to the most heartbreaking moment in my Pokemon trainer career.

[eeveelution-appreciation]

I just wanna hug you…

[kaijuno]

[blackarachnya]

[astudyintransience]

my econ teacher has been trying to teach about scarcity by having a limited amount of graph paper available for students who don’t have any (she has the last few pages in a pad and when it’s gone, it’s gone) but it’s very undercut by the fact that i have a whole pad and i’ll let people have a piece whenever they need it

[beabcurd]

she’s teaching scarcity, you’re teaching the value of sharing a resource when you have enough to spare

[astudyintransience]

YES EXACTLY!!!!!

[pom-seedss]

In particular, she’s teaching artificial scarcity by being a person in an authoritative position withholding resources that are actually abundant from people who need them. 

You are breaking the illusion of power and scarcity by showing the supposedly scarce resource is actually in abundance and if distributed properly everyone would have what they needed to pass the class.

[rabbitindisguise]

She's also the person that creates the need for the paper for assignments in the first place

[therestlessforest]

Local Teacher Accidentally Teaches Students How To Resist Capitalism

[tiralatele]

[richardalexanderrr]

lmao homeboy STRUGGLED

[rumourdaledotcom]

Idk who he is but I love him

[sour-charity]

This feels like a cartoon

[skeletalrabbit]

This is literally what it’s like to own a rabbit tho

[anonymousfragger]

This part got me so bad i had to gif it

[bunjywunjy]

the muffled radio in the background and the person taking the video JUST COMPLETELY LOSING IT really make this

[tache-noire]

this is what 5 million years of evolving specifically to evade predators looks like

[h1nam1zawa]

my blood is glowstick juice. thats why all my bones crack when i move.

[blindstargazer]

Explains how you bring light to everything around you too.

[h1nam1zawa]

[kristina100000]

[fallingtowers]

i could write this out as sheet music

[fallingtowers]

like this

[johnnycashdyke-deactivated20231]

[arcaneimages]

[deadeyesopened]

[officegoth-deactivated20210102]

[thecottoncandydemon-deactivated]

“Babe are going to bed? How did you get under there???”

“Mreh!” >:(

“Oh, I’m sorry! G’night!”

[glumshoe]

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

[glumshoe]

Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.

[countesspetofi]

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

[glumshoe]

there are only two genders: frog and pig

[forestdwellingrat]

I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either

1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR

2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children

yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology

[glumshoe]

oh god

[sailor-lady]

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

[glumshoe]

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

[jenivi]

[aflowerthatbloomsinadversity]

Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like

So do with that what you will

[fremedon]

Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):

[capitalism-and-analytics]

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha