al

i like posts & the mountain goats & riverdale (yes actually). 25. he/him. part of the transexual underground.

[philcollinsenjoyer]

who was arguing with me years ago when i said i sensed they beefed based on no evidence step up. never ever doubt me again

[undying-princess]

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

[sevenmoreminutes]

i think jughead jones is possibly the only character that is actually feasibly trans in all directions. like most of the time when people say that they’re being a transmisogynist but with jughead like. yeah she’s a little eggy and at the same time every 3rd trans guy is just like that

[sevenmoreminutes]

jughead jones first ever character to read simultaneously as the before picture in your marxist college aged transfem friends transition timeline reddit post back when she was a little bit of an edgelord and your pretentious bisexual he/it tumblr mutual posting his bad richard siken inspired poetry on his writing sideblog

[sevenmoreminutes]

also like. look at him.

[sapphling]

it's funny to me that consistently the most polite comment rebloggergirl in the world will fully comprehend your post and append an example or supplementary work directly relevant which adds to the conversation endcapped and tagged with multiple variants of "i'm sorry to add this and i hope it's relevant but i completely understand if you'd like me to remove it or if it derails this post in any way and i hope you have a good day and i apologize" and her reblog will be two notes below scrumbo-the-wumbulous-gerblin, who has added five paragraphs to your post written in buckle up chucklefuck tumblr cadence about how race science is actually real

[wagitfag]

picklesbaseball

[magikonch]

[pjackk]

i want to see your naturals and but cheeks

[pjackk]

Seeing my friend Face Fuck Frank today

[pjackk]

Guys i am lost in bambu forest

[pjackk]

Low key i am trying to escape

[moontaingoat]

girls are out here asking shit like "would you still love me if i was a worm" to people who wouldn't even still love them if they were a man

[moth-wizard]

Currently boiling Three count em Three baby carrots to feed my bugs because one person on reddit said their bugs liked that 👍

[moth-wizard]

i feel like pjackk

[moth-wizard]

again

[doctorcurdlejr]

being a day one Ronnie fighter is really hard because she's actually really annoying AND a capitalist but the fact of the matter is she's my weirdo. My have you ever seen me without these pearls that's weird girl. Everybody goes i loooove weirdo jughead. well what about weirdo Ronnie what about feminism what about HER annoying ass. she couldn't hang out with jughead for seasons because if you left them in a room together they would've done that thing clones do in movies where they lift their arm up at the same time like they're looking in a mirror before they realize that's a whole other person. Then she would've beaten him to death with hammers, which would really upset ArchieAndBetty even if they were really understanding about it. sorry i think this post got away from me

[87sukiyaki]

[porcelaindollcheryl]

veronica: im the hag you know the straight girl im there for the gays im not actually gay

cheryl: oh veronica how small minded of you dont you know the last heterosexual hag died in captivity in 2009 sensing the coming gagapocalypse she was not ready for

veronica: thats all well and good but i cant just start liking women i have a boyfriend if i am doomed to revive a dying art so be it long live the hetero hag

cheryl: but who are you hagging for its 201X ive scooped kevin up in my butterfly net and keep him in an ethical beekeeping sanctuary for endangered gay best friends hes here to support me hagging is no longer such a limited art of one straight girl supporting her gay best friend now the gay best friend says slay every time his lesbian overlord aka moi decapitates another guileless snooper that descends upon her family estate to feed they that sing in the maple trees you have to go gay ronnie theres simply nothing left for you

veronica: i mean i guess i could call betty

[baldgonia]

betty again tbh

[sayorithot]

hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device

[gyarutau]

Haha yeah man thats- youre gonna call who?

[wizardpostsdotorg]

[praying like im writing a letter] dear satan. i know ive never really been serious about the whole devil worship thing. we both know its mostly an edgy for fun thing. but you have done me a few solids in the past. im sure youre aware of my weak and lax vow to never pay for my own cigs and tobacco... anyways satan its just been rly hard to find a nice butt today and im feinding like a motherfucker and im just hoping you can pull a little something special for me. like that time i found two authentic honduran cigars in the plaza parking lot 🙏🙏🙏 ill kick a catholic baby if it helps 🙏🙏 okay thanks love you. ill text you when i get home safe byeee!!

PS i would accept a politicial assassination if thats easier thanks love you bye

[kristina100000]

can i still be cunty if im transgender and kinda chubby

who gives a fuck about any of this. Bitch you are everything

[iamoutofideas]

I’m both of these so I can give an answer. YES

[wisedreamdelusion]

today is Sunday to every being in the world wake up drink your favorer drink and say i will have perfect nice day .