musings of a cigarette smoking man

i like posts & the mountain goats & riverdale (yes actually). 25. he/him. part of the transexual underground.

[kitschyfemme]

the reason jughead is a master queerbaiter is because his dad was the bitch from scream so it runs in the family its like bettys serial killer gene

[pjackk]

Cant forget my final words were aint no comback gonna come my way since im done for good nobody will see me no more since im fucked for good because im finished and its all i got so im badly over for good

[pjackk]

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

[rodnt]

sigh…i came all the way to sephora but i don’t know which brands are asexual friendly….i have to hurry jugheads birthday is today…wish someone would help me out

[chuckecheeses]

Hi Sister Archie! James Charles here, might I suggest Too Faced Better Than Sex Mascara?

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[pjackk]

CHICACO DEEP DISH + 9 BEERS + HEAD

[nonexistent-triangle]

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

[seventyeight-moose]

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

[nonexistent-triangle]

We have to find it

[pjackk]

Would u wear this on a sweet shirt

[mummynapkin2]

Lol no. Freak

[pjackk]

Jack off my stooge cunt stupid

[angelic-ivy]

me: [writing something] shoot... what's this woman's pronouns?

stenographer: well her bio says she/her...

me: better play it safe anyway [writes "it"]

the ghost of marie curie: [appears out of thin air] ivy... you're the first person to ever correctly gender me in a hundred and eighty-two years. from the bottom of my cold dead heart, thank you.

me: [dies of radiation poisoning]

stenographer: [dies of radiation poisoning]

[angelic-ivy]

favorite tags. bulliness you get it. also someone tagged this post #rpf which i think is so fuckin funny. like yeah. i guess. i guess it is.

[pjackk]

Please pray that the Lord restores my Gindr chats!

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star]

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[baldgonia]

happy pride month i love riverdale season 3

[papayajuan2019]

batshit normal

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

Fuck small talk.  Let’s talk about how your day was, the weather, or the big game last night.

[junk-thunder]

stole some guy's dog and drove off but then i realized i didnt even want this thing so i threw it out the window and it shattered like a vase

[visenyaism]

The thing about rewatching riverdale in an ai-dominated world is that you really do appreciate that everything on my television screen truly was handcrafted by a criminally insane inspired gay cinephile

[dogpuppy]