woollynonsense

A place for art, jokes, dungeons, and sometimes dragons.

[viridiancolors]

[sobadbad]

PLANET EARTH III 3.01 • Coasts

[dinosaurwithablog]

I love baby flamingos, don't you? They're so wobbly and fuzzy and charming, aren't they? 😁😁🩶🩶🩷🩷🦩🦩✨️

[moonshynecybin]

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

[moonshynecybin]

[devilishdescent]

[tuxankhamun]

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

[bester-jester]

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

[undasura]

white base dragon mama (let's go to war with mama) (on the side of mama)

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

no i dont have heart pupils because of something so ethereal as "love". "love" isnt real, i have heart pupils because of material conditions.

[mutationgirl]

one of newton's lesser-known laws is that if you reload something that is buffering, it will start playing at the precise moment your finger completes the motion to refresh the tab

[barleywheatonlove]

omg some of you are dumb. that's not newton, that's special relativity.. ya know, einstein!!

[mutationgirl]

your special relative pounded me into the mattress last night. happy mother's day.

[shutyourmoustache]

“There’s simply no room for me to park my hellcat” wins best in show for me.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

big fan of the four-year-old on this flight who yelled "THEY ARE BRINGING COMPLEMENTARY BEVERAGES" when the flight attendants came down with the drinks cart

[uss-emberprise]

[grickle14]

Different worlds.

[samreich]

ive been garf the whole time

[27thfirefly]

nurse: doctor... the patient is flatlining... we dont have nearly enough yuri to sustain them!

doctor: tch... i guess theres no choice...!!

*doctor pulls in nurse for a tender embrace and a beat passes before they kiss passionately*

*pulse starts again*

nurse: i cant believe it...! doctor youve saved yet another patient through your unorthodox methods!

doctor, looking out the window to avoid the nurse's adoring gaze: suppose i have...

doctor, thinking: sigh... will i ever get to approach her not out of obligation but out of ...love...;!

nurse, thinking: i hope she doesnt realize ive been manufacturing the yuri shortage to engineer these kinds of scenarios

moral of the story: the doctor was a woman

[viralfrog]

[gaymerkittycat]

[justsomeectoplasm]

[noknowshame]

[40ouncesandamule]

Orcas filmed ramming one of the world's heaviest fish so hard it explodes, possibly for fun

Orcas are known to be smart and ruthless hunters. They've been observed hunting a variety of prey, with some species, such as whales, larger

I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is Jackass

[40ouncesandamule]

[marxistlesbianist]

Yup

[staranos]

That's absolutely insane.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[umbrellamoss]

[ID: Aerial photo of two adult wild hogs and 9 or 10 hoglets lying in a field. The babies are all lying in a pile between/on top of the two adults. End ID]

[escuerzoresucitado]

being escorted out of town