☀️Jess☀️

he/ him, marauders enthusiasts

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If Evan is frustrated with barty and feels petty he'll have barty use his dick while he smokes and pretends he couldn't care less. At least until he very much does care

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Modern Wolfstar should not be left alone in a car. They are gonna make out, just sadly the rules.

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I think the black brothers were both left handed and forced to write with the right hand. Sirius never really got the hang of it and often goes back to left but regulus belives his handwriting will be worse if he uses his left.

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New to town barty who starts selling drugs cause he cant keep a job to save his life but evan had been the resident drug dealer and isint happy about the new competition.

So obviously they fuck about it yk

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Remus lupin is a lost cause the moment sirius's hands are in his hair. Talking about something? Not anymore. Trying to get up for the day? Fat chance.

And sirius is all to happy to take advantage of that

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8 year old evan: i’m so lonely, the only friend i have is my sister—everyone else thinks im weird and i just want someone else who doesnt run away from me and matches my weirdness

barty somewhere in scotland:

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Scottish barty feels more evil to me than usual

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I have an inbred tuxedo cat, so obviously, Barty and Evan also have an inbred tuxedo cat. Throw in 2 orange cats from the same litter for good measure.

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Inbred tuxedo cat kinda just sounds like regulus's animagus form

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Mary McDonald x Pandora Rosier but purely to call the ship name rosemary

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Cigarette break

Maybe it was all the smoke wrapping around him and the fact his head was still throbbing from getting his face kicked in a few hours ago but barty belived Evan was the most beautiful thing he ever seen in his life. Sitting here with only the light up signs and billboards to illuminate his features. It was the type of sight that made barty think he would be able to love someone properly. To not screw shit up before they eventually left. The type of sight barty wanted to see before he died and resurrect himself for just to kiss Evans god dam skin and make it his.

Evan glanced over with a frown, "you alright bats?"

The light seemed to shift once more and now it was barty's turn to look out into nothing. Evan didint need a guy like him.

"I'd be better if you passed the cigarette back ev."

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Modern barty and Evan own a suspicious looking van. I dont make the rules 🤷‍♂️

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Rosekiller is so great because yes they're complicated and in love but also sometimes you just have to think about them as those two guys who make out for the fun of it sitcom style

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Black brothers but they're trained assassins, send post (yes I just watched black widow...its only a little related)

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If I had a TV show Peter and gilderoy would have such an atrocious arch- rivalry thing going on. Like we cut to Peter's side plot and every time one of them is always one upping each other.

Like the marauders check in on peter and hes shaving off an inch on only one half of all of gilderoys shoes.

This makes it even more confusing when at the end of the season when everyone is like "wonder where peter went." And we cut to him and gilderoy making out as peter murmurs "what cologne is that anyway?"

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Evans soft in the way a spiders soft. Like most people shiver at the near thought of being close to him, which is fair - hes cold looking and would kick you down the stairs if you walk to slow. But for those who do come close enough he is soft and he feels to much.

Pandoras soft like a rose bush is soft. At face value most people just say shes nice and would hang out with her if she wasnt so lost in whatever project she's doing. But when they do get close they might end up feeling hurt by the sharp edges they didint care enough to check for.

[owlgams]

Hello old friend, I sent you out there years ago and you went and spread a lot of good karma, I just need your favour again, help me find some work 🧡

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Every so often I think about this one fic with fae Sirius black and low key I need more of him