☀️Jess☀️

he/ him, marauders enthusiasts

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Evan has a horrible sweet tooth. Like almost worse than remus's because its CONSTANT.

Coffee? Half of that is sugar

Candy? Somehow always on him. People have tried taking it from him and there's just like more?? Somehow??

All his friends have told him he will get diabetes. Evan believes thats the least of his problems

[moonyscoffeecupsposts]

Marlene likes DC but is a marvel fan

James in a loyal marvel fan

Remus thinks the guardian of the galaxy movies are cool but doesn't care much

Sirius is a DC fan because its the first comic he picked up but would never get caught watching the old live actions

Peter is a comic book collector but doesn't have a preference (he enjoys the fantastic four)

Lilly likes marvel but stopped watching anything new after endgame

....so uh pt 2 or and im getting hanged at dawn? 😬

[wolfstarwitch70]

ok but rovinsky is lowkey grimkiller

[moonyscoffeecupsposts]

Omh the brainrot has failed me I never considered this

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Sirius is talking Remus through it with a coy look on his face and dragging him where he wants by the hair.

He is also going there the next day not able to do much more than whimper and an inch away from begging if remus says to.

Remus is just happy to be there

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Marauders episode where xeno keeps hanging around Pandora and her group. Pandora is happy to have him around, regulus and dorcus dont seem to care but evan HATES thats hes here because obviously hes flirting with Pandora.

So him and barty do various semi threatening things until finally Evans like "i know what your trying to do." And xeno looks at him with a hopeful smile and says "really? Ive been trying to find a way to ask you out for weeks!"

So after re thinking everything thats happened evan just kinda sighs and tells xeno hes not interested and xeno nods and heads back to the group. All seems to be okay again.

For some reason barty seems a little pissed but..hey when is he not. Can't be for any specific reasons.

[moonyscoffeecupsposts]

Maybe its the suits edits on my for you page but lawyer evan rosier x fake lawyer barty lowkey sounds peak rn

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what's your wolfstar summer camp au called ? i think i've read it before

Currently it's just a wip but im sure there's other ones that have been written

[moonyscoffeecupsposts]

Rosekiller who meets at an AA meeting and try to get clean together.

I think the fic would make me cry but also omg the potential

[moonyscoffeecupsposts]

There are two demons inside of me. One that wants to finish my rosekiller wip with dancer evan rosier and barty who's in some deep shit

Orrrr

Wolfstar wip summer camp au that i mainly just really like the vibes of

[moonyscoffeecupsposts]

If Evan is frustrated with barty and feels petty he'll have barty use his dick while he smokes and pretends he couldn't care less. At least until he very much does care

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Modern Wolfstar should not be left alone in a car. They are gonna make out, just sadly the rules.

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I think the black brothers were both left handed and forced to write with the right hand. Sirius never really got the hang of it and often goes back to left but regulus belives his handwriting will be worse if he uses his left.

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New to town barty who starts selling drugs cause he cant keep a job to save his life but evan had been the resident drug dealer and isint happy about the new competition.

So obviously they fuck about it yk

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Remus lupin is a lost cause the moment sirius's hands are in his hair. Talking about something? Not anymore. Trying to get up for the day? Fat chance.

And sirius is all to happy to take advantage of that

[maliciouslittlewhiteboy]

8 year old evan: i’m so lonely, the only friend i have is my sister—everyone else thinks im weird and i just want someone else who doesnt run away from me and matches my weirdness

barty somewhere in scotland:

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Scottish barty feels more evil to me than usual

[four-toast-archive]

I have an inbred tuxedo cat, so obviously, Barty and Evan also have an inbred tuxedo cat. Throw in 2 orange cats from the same litter for good measure.

[moonyscoffeecupsposts]

Inbred tuxedo cat kinda just sounds like regulus's animagus form

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Mary McDonald x Pandora Rosier but purely to call the ship name rosemary