in the woods somewhere

Bly Carr, 21, definitely human. (closed RP for Wicked's Rest)

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nate-santos​:

Is that a different level of weird?

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It very much is. White Crest weird is...heightened. Like, there’s just a lot more weird things around here than most other places I’ve been to, you know? Or at least, it feels more condensed.

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@nelllraiser​:

[pm] I don’t have the egg YET. It’s a work in progress. And the fact that I don’t know what’s in the egg is why I WANT the egg. Don’t worry about it, it’ll be fine

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[pm] PLEASE don’t be stupid. It’s a simple request. This is WHITE CREST, PENELOPE. You’ve lived here long enough to know what people say about the weird shit. Why do you think you’re capable of handling something supernatural paranormal abnormal?

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@juniperrivers​:

[pm] HELLO. Have you received an egg before? It’s striped and it’s big, like my head. I’ve been here for TWO years, before that I was uh, on a ship. Or something. Who knows. ANYWAYS, I will be safe. The egg is being given to one NELL. She apparently is annoying to Officer Langloo, I don’t know if you know him or not.

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[pm] Can’t say I’ve ever had an egg like that before, but a striped egg in White Crest is bound to be something bad. No wonder Kaden Langley is involved... How much do you know about mimes? Were there mimes on your...boat? Nell is a good person to get the egg. I hope she makes a very large omelet.

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What do you like about yourself?

I don’t know, what do you like? Do you look in the mirror and like the person that looks back?

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mor-beck-more-problems​:

.The crust? Do you not love flaky butteryness? A little delicate crunch and texture in with the sweetness? If you’ve only had store bought stuff, it might be time to give pie another chance. Although it does, admittedly, take all kinds to enjoy the great dessert landscape.

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Nah, it’s all crackers to me. Filling or bust. I’m much more of a cookie person, honestly. You just cant beat a warm cookie.

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halequeenjas​:

You’d be right. Well, so long as the weird isn’t like murder-y that is. I really don’t understand the fascination or how they became so widespread. I swear it wasn’t always mime central here! Have you lived here long? 

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No murder that I know of! I’ve lived here for 10ish years; I can’t really remember a time without the mimes, you know?

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nelllraiser​:

It’s very so, Blype. Damn, I almost feel bad for you with how delusional you are. Then again I’m sure it keeps you in high spirits! ((((:

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...Nell, I’m running out of pen based banter. You’re still wrong about pie, but I concede on pen puns.

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@nate-santos​: 

Describe…weird.

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White Crest level weird.

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What's the weirdest experience you've ever had?

I’ve had some weird encounters with being a moose...

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nelllraiser​:

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You point is as stable and upright as a drunk toddler who’s taken too many turns on a merry go round, Blyanne. Honestly just tragic you’ve completely proven you’re not a person of taste :/

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Is that so, Penn and Teller? The only tragedy here is that you’re apparently so conformist that you can’t have any fun. :/

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nelllraiser​:

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No, because this is basically a ‘what came first?’ argument that you’re trying to make. :/ Neither of them came first because they’re entirely separate things and not interchangeable. Apple pie filling is completely different from fried apples, but I wouldn’t expect you to know that, Blythony :/ 

My point stands, Pendleton. Pie crust is shit with one exception: graham cracker crust.

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fearfordinner​:

You guys eat pie without meat?

Meat pies are an outlier and should not be counted.

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nelllraiser​:

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The filling PLUS the crust is what makes it a pie. The don’t call it a cracker crust- they call it a pie crust. You can’t have one without the other, Blyton. 

Are fried apples not glorified pie filling? Can custard or pudding not be in a pie and eaten separately? Think outside the crust, Penny.

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@halequeenjas​

Weird is mostly okay. Mimes are not. You've got a good head on your shoulders.

Thanks. I like to think so. This town and mimes... It’s beyond weird, right?

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nelllraiser​:

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First of all, you’re wrong

And second of all, you’re wrong

No. Pie filling is what makes it pie. Without filling it’s a big sad cracker, Penelope.

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mor-beck-more-problems​:

Clever. If you’re talking Chicago style, I guess so. But what did old school traditional pie do to you? Have you just had bad pie your whole life?

Traditional pie is okay at best. The crust is what ruins it for me. Give me a bowl of pie filling any day.

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@chasseurdeloup:

Your hill is wrong. Cheesecake isn't pie.

What would you suggest it is? Cake? Classically, pies have a bottom crust and cakes don’t. Also, a hot dog is not a sandwich; it’s a taco.