Monster Smoocher

[zedotagger]

Aquarium.

Process: https://bsky.app/profile/zedotagger.bsky.social/post/3mcz7qxdzt22l

[pointnclick]

bad guy: *lowering me into a pit of piranhas*

me: just so you know that pool is not big enough for them at all and they also don't have any foliage to hide within in order to feel safe and by the way you obviously haven't been feeding them enough if they're ready to rend the flesh from my bone, the water looks scummy, and your pulley system looks extremely unsafe and none of your goons are wearing PPE despite the jagged spikes and open leaky pipes and-

bad guy: *frantically lowering the crank faster* please just die

[this-is-where-i-hide-my-bullshit]

"You could just use ai" yeah well I could also just kill you.

[ozumii-fucking-wizard]

Oh, my foolish wizard...lean your weight on me.

[mavhenan]

Nyachooh

[war-crime-wizard]

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

[nikoriis]

Being obsessed with your own ocs is so so good for you i seriously can't recommend it enough

[nikoriis]

The only downside is that you have to do Everything around here

[useless-zoofacts]

6 zoo myths that arent true

[cephalopodvictorious]

Most behaviors that you see keepers demonstrate at the zoo or aquarium are natural behaviors that the animals do in the wild. When the animals do them, the keepers give them a treat and pair it with a gesture or a word, so that they associate them, and eventually the word or gesture is enough to elicit the behavior because the animal knows that there’s a reward. But here’s the thing: most of those behaviors are encouraged because they help veterinarians and keepers do health checks.

Yeah, its cute when they nose boop the stick, but also keepers need to check their vision and depth perception and mobility. Sea lions are so cute when they wave! But vets and keepers need to check under those flippers to make sure that they’re healthy and that they don’t have any restrictions on their motion or cuts on their skin. Why do they ask animals to jump? Again, to make sure that they’re healthy, and also because its fun and animals LOVE to move around and jump and have fun, its mentally stimulating. 

[mcaelius]

who up blurring the lines between shameful fascination and perverse desire

[spooksier]

these will be colored later but in the meantime, ily 2010s cartoons 5ever

[just-prompt-things]

best trope and you can fight me over it (i abuse this so hard with my ocs)

[peach-flavored-cyanide]

alternatively

[atomikats]

dinner conversation (based on this)

[lynaiss]

The Crow 🗡️

This character is consuming my brain, hey Bioware, respectfully, what the heck is up with all the eye motifs and the wings???

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it

[sleepygaymerdisease]

[wonderbun]

have a coffee while you wait ♥

made with curiosities palette from lospec

[rubensmuse]

love it so much when ppl draw DA2 comics/fanart and they put the little blood splotch on their custom Hawke's nose (regardless of whether they usually have it in canon) to distinguish them as their Hawke, but Hawke nontheless. Perry The Platypus sort of scenario. "Oh, a Dragon Age OC?" *adds blood splotch* "HAWKE the Dragon Age OC?!"