i am one in morbillion @mor-benis - Tumblr Blog

i forgot i was supposed to do an intro

name: not even totally sure if we're being honest pronouns: they/ze/ey kinsey scale: bisexual, transmasc genderqueer age:17 aesthetics (trying anyway 😞): emo/punk/a little bit grunge and a little bit goth favorite bands/artists: mcr, leathermouth, the used (im embarrassed about it too), noah kahan, frank iero, gerard way favorite genres: emo, post-hardcore punk, emoviolence, screamo, midwest emo, pop punk interests/current hyperfixations: vampires, poetry, philosophy, painting, music & band lore, cryptids/SCP if i had an animal band: it would be a hardcore punk band comprised of a black fox on bass, a bat on drums, and freaky little slimy amorphous sea creatures filling in the rest. we would have an army of fuzz pedals

I cannot help with donation asks:

I am a minor and do not have control of my own finances

I do not have any digital finances like venmo

These asks rot in my inbox

My mutals are also minors and cannot help with these asks

These asks can become quite aggressive, both in content and volume. I understand this is a necessity to retain attention, but it is still not something all are comfortable with.

I wish there was more I could do to help.

Friendly reminder that reblogging alone is not activism :)

kafkaesquegf

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

mtsodie

genuinely so obsessed with this twitter post

evilnermal

there was another update

special-lucky-chosen-one

couldn't find a thread with both the followups together

Not on purpose!

RINGING IN MY EARS

lilyblisslys

being topless in a tattoo shop is rlly funny, I don’t think anyone made eye contact with me all day

lilyblisslys

who has the autism now motherfuckers

teaboot

How people get nicknames:

Recipient of a third-degree burn in front of witnesses. IE, "I won't take that shit from a man dressed like a ghostbuster"= "Gostbuster" or "Buster"

A distinctive personal feature or quirk. IE, "Have you noticed how that new guy is always eating bell peppers?" = "Peppers", or "That chick has a massive forehead" = "Forehead".

An embarrassing thing you said or did. IE, "Did you seriously call Dale "Dad"?" = "Junior", "Baby boy", "Sport"

A game of name-mutation telephone. IE, "Donny Clyde" = "Bonnie 'n' Clyde" = "Bonnie" = "Bon-bon".

Irony. IE, calling a tall person "short stack" or a particularly dour person "sunshine".

A 'wrong place wrong time' one-off incident. IE, "He spilled oil on his pants and had to borrow a pair that were way too big and Jim saw him with the waistband pulled up to his nipples and called him 'Parachute'"

A batman-style origin story but not in a cool way: "One time she hit a deer with the company car and when she called the boss to tell her she was crying so hard we thought she was dying" = "Bambi"

The incredibly rare 'admiration' nickname, bourne only once a millennia under the light of the blood moon: "We saw him lift a truck once so now we call him 'iron man'"

+ How Nicknames Stick:

Your fate is determined by The Counsel

You hate it

It's accurate

notsomeoneyouknow

This reminds me of an article about how callsigns in movies are inaccurate because they're too cool. Generally your callsign in the military is like "Bepis" because you once pronounced "Pepsi" wrong.

teaboot

^^^

#prev youll never escape <3 #technically i made my own nickname so i avoided this in part #however my mother did nickname me after a drake song once. so.#theres that