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[nastygot]

#203

[great-wolfskin]

Has this been done yet?

[lighthouseweeper]

Some people only find their true calling in their 70s

[yuriwinged]

the prince has begun practicing curtseying in the mirror. which could mean nothing.

[heydocverdant]

we have good news and bad news, my liege. the good news is that we now know what that curtsying was about: you will be pleased to know that, after several heartfelt conversations between your child, the court jesters and a myriad of singing woodland creatures, you are now the parent of a proud and joyful new princess. the bad news is that, due to a series of events related to the dragon-sized hole in her bedchamber wall,

[illmoraineakoi]

I love the insinuation that the second the princess realized she was a girl and thus actually a princess, the dragon was there. That thing wasted no time. It heard "princess" and was like "I need no further invitation, here I come."

Gender affirmed by Dragon. Amazing.

[heydocverdant]

pretty sure you’re literally the only person who understood my vision on this accursed post

[bifauxnenarmand]

[antigonickpdf]

my favourite part of the teaser is that lestat is actually relatively mellow for most of it, like he takes louis’ teasing fairly goodnaturedly and talks about painful topics without spiralling or lashing out. even when he’s genuinely extremely upset by the book thing, he’s clearly trying to process it in his own way and even attempts to communicate his hurt instead of just getting vicious. but then he hears armand’s name from across the room and you can pinpoint the precise moment Hysterical Cunt Lestat logs back on. those two syllables are all it takes before he’s visibly deciding to be crazy again, and the very next thing he does is scream in a stranger’s face then storm out. after which point presumably he went straight home to flush his mood stabilisers and shred his DBT workbook with his teeth, because mommy dearest is BACK and she’s ready to be WORSE THAN EVER!

[reyloscoven]

[technofinch]

Starting a new sports team called the Tampa Bay Trespassers and they play any sport that they can break onto the field of

[del-ocho]

[morallygraytea]

This is probably a shitty DND campaign idea but break the 4th wall have your players play being isekaid into a DnD campaign.

Have them play as people now stuck in a DnD campaign that they must complete to be sent back home. Be it they’re making up characters or playing themselves I don’t know.

But I think isekaid into a DnD campaign could be cool

[darikbelochka]

Can you play doom on a knife?

[whyvern-art]

she found the in-universe ao3 the consequences will be irreversible

[undead-knick-knack]

[turkwriter]

I hope that when the Seekers find Alogar in the Barrowdell, he doesn't know Thaisha is there at first and immediately plants a kiss on Julien and calls him "Babe" and Thaisha gets to witness the whole thing.

[baratheonpilled]

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 1.04

[turkwriter]

"I taught Alogar many things."

Thaisha immediately:

[balvana]

My take on the absolute chaos that was the bridge fight of episode 14 🤣🙈🔥 It's more vibes than 100% accuracy, please don't judge too hard 🙏😅 But I hope you can enjoy it nonetheless 🙃