Tumblr Glitch

Hahah nooo don’t skin me alive you’re too cute for that ;)

[the-technicolor-whiscash]

Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.

[whumpster-fire]

Now in handy infographic form for Tumblr users:

[drrksaturday]

[ariesrin]

I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.

[architectalz]

[narcoticwriter]

Kattigan, desperately trying to have a normal interaction as a cover:

[oldmanyaoi-jpeg]

saw a woman going through tsa with a plush creeper backpack and this image materialized perfectly in my mind

[real-kit-walker]

ORC! HEAVEN!! NOW!!!

[captainsparklefingers]

Basically my takeaway from last night:

[ariadne-mouse]

[zer0caffeine]

Original post by @morallygrayautisticscientist here, this post was so funny I decided to draw it lol.

Panel by panel below:

[m4--k11]

i've had lioran halovar for like two minutes and if anything happens to him i'm blowing it all up.

[great-wolfskin]

Welp, at least we got the lore drop before he died. Rip Kattigan 2025-2026

[great-wolfskin]

Kattaigan is so hot, we should kill his family again to see if we can make him hotter

[sassy-cass-16]

what the FUCK???? WHO IS THIS GUY??? OH MY GOD??? KATTIGAN DAUGHTER CONFIRMATION HOLY SHIT

[meanbuddhist]

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something

[mybeautifulchristianjourney]

[sicknastie]

[turkwriter]

Yanessa using her conversation with Wick to tell her she believes him and loves him and she's so glad he's back in the fold, while also using the conversation to outright tell him that she was planning on slitting his throat and would still do so if he ever thinks about betraying her in the future and will now keep a closer eye on him, like: