morallygreyslytherin

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[morallygreyslytherin]

can somebody PLEASE remind me of that one drarry fic where they rescue draco from malfoy manor and seamus like blows up half the place

I love it so much but whenever I ask my brain to give me the title or even the author it's just like "???"

UPDATE: IT WAS ON WATTPAD BUT THE CREATOR TOOK IT OFF SOMEBODY HELP ME PLEASE IT HOLDS SUCH A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART I NEED TO READ IT AGAIN

[morallygreyslytherin]

guys it was on wattpad, literally just "draco x harry" or something

the Room of Requirement turned into a garden and they had dates and their first time

also Seamus and Dean used it too

I think maybe Potter taught Draco how to cast a Patronus??

please someone find the author for me please

[morallygreyslytherin]

Average conversation with a Hufflepuff having problems with someone (as a Slytherin):

Hufflepuff: This person is treating me badly what do I do?

me: Cruciatus Curse.

Hufflepuff: What? No!

me: Poison their cauldron cakes and give them to them with a sweet smile and an "I hope we can get past this."

Hufflepuff: Maybe... Still a bit much though?...

me: Manipulate them into dog-earing a book in front of a Ravenclaw. They know many absolutely-should-be-banned-but-are-so-forgotten-they-aren't curses and that is a sure fire way to get them to actually use one. Or three.

Hufflepuff: Absolutely not! I can't have getting rid of a body on my conscience.

me: Very well. Talk to me, tell me everything from start to finish, with lots of description on how you fee- the fuck do you want?

Gryffindor: This person is treating me badly as well what do I do?

me: Jump off a cliff.

Hufflepuff: Slytherin!

me: wot. It solves the problem, does it not?

[morallygreyslytherin]

me: i don't give a FUCK

anxiety: i do

depression: i am too bummed out to give a fuck or not give a fuck. maybe i do maybe i don't. who knows? not me

anxiety: I GIVE A FUCK

me: holy shit Schrödinger's give a fuck

anxiety: NO! THE FUCK EXISTS! GIVE A FUCK!

depression: nothing is real. i don't care if we give a fuck or not

anxiety: I DO! WE SHOULD GIVE A FUCK!

me: shut up depression i don't give a FUCK

anxiety: I DO!

me: i know you do, bitch. damn! you can shut up too

...

*hours of sitting on the floor later*

...

depression: ...so do we give a fuck?

me: i do NOT give a SINGLE-

anxiety: *increasingly hysterical* YES WE FUCKING DO!

[morallygreyslytherin]

-- 'you missed a call from (x)' --

I know I watched it ring

[morallygreyslytherin]

Neurodivergent Slytherins:

- Notice subtle shifts in people's demeanours but fail to notice the obvious

- "How do you know their best friend is mad at them?" "Good question." "Shit, you were right." "I know." "Why are you wearing seven necklaces." "What."

- "my toilet paper has hearts on it what the fuck since when??"

- "How do you know I lost my quill but fail to notice that you have been trying to curse people with a literal stick?" "Huh?"

- "I am just that much of genius, nobody else even suspected-" "Yeah but at least we didn't walk into a wall because we were thinking of loopholes for sneaking into professors' offices." "...Fair point."

- "How come this bitch always manages to win at Cluedo but can't find their wand which is currently in their hair"

- "I am NOT oblivious, I was the only one to notice that professor (x) was in a bad mood, and that (x) and (y) started dating, and I completed every assignment perfectly in half the time as everyone else who barely even passed." "Yeah but what you failed to notice was that you were literally bullied for four years." "I was what."

- "We keep inviting you out with us but you always say no??" "That is on purpose." "Owh, that's mean :((" "??? How??"

[morallygreyslytherin]

when your depression gets bad so your bestie and her girlfriend come over in the middle of the night and stay with you then take you to the cinema to see the new Liam Neeson film so now you're driving back roads in your PJs listening to Billy Joel as the sun goes down

maybe this living thing isn't so bad after all

[morallygreyslytherin]

I am an Emily Prentiss stan through and through no one comes close not even Tara no one can hold a candle to Emily and I hate when she decides to go back to interpol

however

when Alex Blake comes on screen 🤤🥵

DAMN

this quiet intelligent woman holds so much power

[notgilderoylockhart]

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

[morallygreyslytherin]

whenever something goes wrong in my life ever my immediate response is "fuck it I'm gunna read a fanfic" bc I'm healthy like that

[morallygreyslytherin]

can somebody PLEASE remind me of that one drarry fic where they rescue draco from malfoy manor and seamus like blows up half the place

I love it so much but whenever I ask my brain to give me the title or even the author it's just like "???"

UPDATE: IT WAS ON WATTPAD BUT THE CREATOR TOOK IT OFF SOMEBODY HELP ME PLEASE IT HOLDS SUCH A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART I NEED TO READ IT AGAIN

[morallygreyslytherin]

I wish I was cool and mysterious but unfortunately the ADHD goblin in my brain forces me to narrate everything I do

(out loud)

(whether I'm alone or not)

(whether I'm in PUBLIC or not)

[morallygreyslytherin]

hi yeah so I once again have a problem that was entirely my fault and made it worse when i tried to fix it so if you'd rather run me over with a bus or something that's totally fine totally understandable

[morallygreyslytherin]

okay so I don't want indoor cameras cause privacy (and lack of if they get out somehow)

buT

I will admit they would be super useful in finding things

my adhd brain puts stuff down then BOOM next second it's gone

if I could just go onto my phone and take a look at the last minute it would be so helpful 😭

#now I'm just imagining myself like #hey alexa #where the fuck is my vape