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Harvesting my Grayns

[kneelift]

[princebasil]

my favourite artstyle is lesbians in old italy

[princebasil]

y’all know what im saying

[great-and-small]

I took this picture of my friend’s frogs and it weirdly exudes the same energy as those solemn 1890’s couple portraits where the husband and wife are embracing each other but staring at the camera with dead eyes and zero expression. Well, that’s the vibe I get at least.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Okay, I need like 50 right away! Found them on Amazon in case anyone wants to check them out.

Amazon.com : Myard Fireproof Imitated Human Fire Pit Skull Gas Log for NG, LP Wood Fireplace, Firepit, Campfire, Halloween Decor, BBQ (Qty 1

[prom-night-dumpster-baby]

[museifushindoushugi]

it’s dangerous to go alone. take this

[romy7]

thanks

[pewdiepieburglar]

My dog when I mix dry food into his wet food

[kaedien]

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

[verssupremacy]

My friend in the UK told me that they only see their father like 2-3 times a year because they live so far away. When I asked how far do they live, they said that it’s a 45 minute drive……. my commute to work, five days a week is an hour.

[mountainsatellite]

I once worked with a man who would drive to the nearest Whataburger (a…frankly mediocre burger chain), which happened to be in El Paso, TX. He lived in Denver, CO. That’s a WHOLE STATE AND A HALF AWAY

For reference:

[thewinterpeony]

Kala: * enter into the room * Guys i’m sorry but i love you both i can’t choose !

Rajan : Don’t worry Kala ! Wolfgang and I found a compromise

Kala: What is it ?

Wolfgang : polygamory

Kala:…..

Kala : Okay !

[notyoursaviour]

La letra con amor, entra. (via)

[succubye01]

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THOSE BOOKS ARE PUSSYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THOSE BOOKS BEING PUSSY;S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW THATS WHAT I CALL “INTELLECTUALLY STIMULATING”…!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WILL… REALLY MAKE YOU THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[thehauntedmansion2003]

if this post gets deleted on the 17th I’m going with it

[unclefather]

facebook users: buy this makeup that i sell

instagram users: try this flat tummy tea

tumblr users: 

[stevesfriend]

you done it

[chrisweedpiano]

congration

[poreless]

siri is isis spelled backwards!

[lindsaychrist]

[hometowncelebrity]

uhm… no. Siri backwards is Iris…

[poreless]

[thatonezombiecosplayer]

Me: *at the grocery store, heading through the bakery toward the donuts because I really shouldn’t but damn it I’m an adult and I want a goddamn donut*

Cake department:

[saltycathy]

[awwww-cute]

[fukkkres-deactivated20140519]

u lucky he holdin me back bitch on antartica i woulda slept u

[nickholmes]

[chillyfeetsteak]

a criminal

[little-tunny]

A hero

[screambirdscreaming]

an artist

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

ch iken….