MORBIUS ™

OFFICIAL Tumblr dot com account for the 2022 blockbuster film, MORBIUS. it's morbin' time yall

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[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

I compressed the Morbius movie gif until it was small enough to be used as a discord emoji

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Bringing this back because they shrunk the size of gifs on mobile

[souplover13]

@morbius-official

[morbius-official]

Ehehehee

[ehrmantraut-mike]

Mike

[mushroompoet]

good <3

[schlarklezyaoi]

what do you mean fi1nn5ter got banned from twitch for “female presenting” tit streaming how does that even happen 😭

[schlarklezyaoi]

talk about setting records

[schlarklezyaoi]

i’m obsessed with twitch apparently hopping on the tumblr train of “female presenting tits/nipples” especially in this context. finn identifies as male but his tits don’t. apparently

[schlarklezyaoi]

i was joking

[valliantknight]

I feel its also important to know that Finns boobs are not real. He has one of those rubber breast attachments. He got banned for fake rubber boobs.

[timemachineyeah]

1. This is genuinely awful

2. This is also darkly funny

3. several gender studies students just picked a paper topic

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: MY INITIALS OF MY NAME AND LAST NAME JUAN PABLO QUEZADA QUEZADA DMV: QQ LOOKS LIKE NIPPLES Verdict: ACCEPTED

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Customer: MODEL OF THE CAR AND INITIALS OF MY GRANDFATHER’S NAME, FRANCISCO TWAIN WELLO DMV: FUCK THE WORLD FOR THE WIN Verdict: DENIED

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: KEVINS TACOMA DMV: TACO, SEXUAL REFERENCE Verdict: ACCEPTED

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: (not on record) DMV: CYBER SEX Verdict: ACCEPTED

[morbius-official]

Rare CA DMV w

[gay-irl]

[modogoblin]

[plagueship-deactivated20260202]

Finally a customer service job I could handle

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[glitter-bonez]

[they-bite]

i love autistic people. i’m half autistic myself on my father’s side

[they-bite]

@bicon-crange HELLO???

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also why have people been so fucking defensive of taylor swift? for like a decade? what has she done for you besides make repetitive boring music? i really hope she gets bit by a venomous bird and dies surrounded by her loved ones but theyre all on their phones 

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