I love onions

they/them nothing makes sense

[morcantinon]

right so what you’re going to do is cut up 2 onions per person into fine slices then chuck em in a medium hot pot with a bit if oil and let it caramelise until dark golden brown before adding salt pepper and diced garlic till that smells good then deglaze with some cheap dry white wine or water give it a stir then about a cup more veggie stock than you want soup with a sprig of thyme and a bay leaf or whatever herbs you fancy optionally but recommend throw in some potato cubes for bulk simmer until the potatoes are soft and it smells good serve with toast and enjoy the sunrise

[altrbody]

Fabio Viale, marble sculpture.

[hereforthefunnyguys]

[actualized-animal]

Did You Learn?

you can lie on the floor in your home and the Soft Baby who lives there will approach you. this will increase your chance of contact with Nose Wet by 75%

[selfcarereminder]

take a proper breath, in through your nose and slow all the way out. not later. right now

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

[gonzos-humansona]

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

[hungwy]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

[thedeliaishere]

Religious princess girl: God has ordained me as the specialist and cutest princess

Materialist princess girl: the material conditions required for the proletarian class to recognize me as the specialist and cutest princess have been reached

Liberal agnostic princess girl: we simply don't know why I'm the specialist and cutest princess

[fucking-relax]

reminder: your meds

whether that's taking them, refilling them, or whatever you need!

this is your reminder to do what you gotta do

[fucking-relax]

if your auto-refill is not on time for whatever reason and you're low, or sooner to pick-up is easier than later, but you think "Oh i'll be fine without meds for a few days!!"

no you won't. go pick-up early.

[largishcat]

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

[ndnbutch]

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

[cryptonature]

I have to assume that in the fullness of time, at least once, a mouse has used a mushroom as an umbrella.

That’s enough to keep me going.

[phantomchick]

@cryptonature​​ Man do I have good news for you!

Also! Bonus frog!

[bigratbastard]

[max1461]

Disgust has absolutely no ethical weight. If you are basing your ethical positions on the emotion of disgust you should stop, it is entirely unjustified and leads to a huge amount of harm.

[word-for-today]

Word for today: wisdom of repugnance

The logical fallacy that because something disgusts you it must be bad

[obscenicon-deactivated20231123]

this is probably the funniest example of a tumblr user simply not reading the post theyre reblogging at all

[steelblue8]

Reblog if you are a freak who is justifying their gross actions

[niceinchnails]

I love it when it feels like this

[mumblesplash]

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

[mumblesplash]

cave divers when they are happily married with kids and beloved by their community but theres a crack in the bottom of a lake called The Devil’s Rotting Esophagus where 57 people have died

[thehappysmiler]

im your lame ass mutual and you love me