huh

19, he/him the rest shall remain a mystery

[notkahel]

just like a prayer

[gunsandfireandshit]

[transcockiness]

[hellofmychoice]

The myth that “masculinity is always privileged over femininity” has gone so far that people literally tell trans men “no one is stopping you from being a man or masculine” to trans men/mascs like transphobia doesn’t exist.

[aubeezz]

thank you australian government from protecting me, a child (21 year old) from the scary hells of the internet

[tlaquetzqui]

[shock]

simplifying models for kids in science today

[ironwoman359]

Reblog for My Cat After (Wet) (Sad)

[archivearchangelica]

Gay Sex World, 2008

[lsbnlvr]

So sorry I’m a huge pervert, but can we makeout on your lap now ??

[make-me-president]

wikipedia is amazing because wdym there's a whole article for that

a few highlights:

it's referring to zohran mamdani but it kinda just sounds like if mlp was about socialism instead of horses lmao

why'd he change her last name like what purpose did that serve😭 (for marjorie taylor greene of course)

okay so he's just using slurs now cool cool (tim waltz)

no clue who liz cheney is but this one did make me laugh a little

why does it lowk sound affectionate (nuclear orange/kim jong un x donald trump truther for life, best ship ever)

he's so fucking funny but can someone tell him you can't just change the name to the opposite thing and that'll make it true (what is this toddler behavior)

he just keeps going I'm genuinely crine😭😭😭

sure buddy. sure.

highly recommend checking out the whole list

[venustheidiot]

This entire thing was insulting other people and the 1% is him glazing himself BECAUSE LET'S BE HONEST when is he NOT glazing the shit out of himself???

[gothredy]

[alittlepraise]

god i need someone to whimper filthy praise into my ear about how perfect my pussy looks stretched around their strap, all wet and pink and desperate. i wanna hear how pretty i look taking it like a good girl between every thrust 🫠

[at-the-end-of-all]

has anyone done this yet idk?

[drtanner]

[morearothanace]

I wish women want me the way many lesbians want butches can-can a needy woman sit on my lap and let me finger her pls? *sigh*…

[varniish]

can she just tie my hands behind my back and finger me til i’m gasping and moaning into her mouth

[handweavers]

mice are having sex in my walls :(

[handweavers]

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

[gloriousbodies]

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

[handweavers]

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

[eldriitchmurmurs]

you fucked those mice yourself

[handweavers]

I fucked those mice myself

[ozempicofficial]

[taraxippos]

From what I can tell this is the standard level of sexual dimorphism for booktok romance couples

[taraxippos]

Most interesting thing about this post is people tagging it as like ‘straight people version of yaoi size dynamics’ like. Let’s all stop and think for a second where the “penetrative sexual partner is large, dominant, and masculine; the penetrated sexual partner is small, submissive, and feminine” thing (and the presumption of these roles being a necessity and immutable) might also come from.

[taraxippos]

And now it's "more tall bottoms!" "let the tiny girl PEG the man" let us instead continue this thought exercise and examine why we presume that a sexual relationship must be defined around a penetrator/penetrated dynamic, or that there must by necessity be "A top" or "A bottom" and that these roles cannot be fluid, or that penetrative sex is a necessity in a relationship to begin with, or that penetration is an act of dominance and humiliation and by extension it's a Subversive Feminist Win for the Bigger and/or Masculine party to receive, or that these misogynistic-homophobic ideals can be meaningfully addressed by simply Reversing the dynamic. My final message........goodbye..........

[etherealviolets77]

I need a beautiful femme dom to worship right now. Fuckk.. let me eat your pussy for hours while you just lay there pushing my head into your pussy and rub my back and shoulder moaning. Let me worship your entire body like the goddess that you are. I wanna eat your pussy out while grabbing your beautiful tits. I’m gonna play with myself and moan into your pussy and cum from just eating your pussy and pleasuring you. And then fuck me as hard as you want and then give me aftercare afterwards telling me how much of a good girl I am ⋆˙⟡