The Pretty Guardian!

🍑Morg, 21, female, anime, memes, cutsie things, a personal blog🍑

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The most iconic cats snaps of 2018

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In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to zero but standing in front of an x ray emitter 40 hours a week for years will definitely kill you

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If I go to the bar and have one drink with the bartender I’ll be fine. If the bartender has a drink with every patron then they will die

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Avengers as John Mulaney part2

Tony Stark:

Bruce Banner:

Thor:

Steve Rogers:

Also Steve Rogers:

Clint Barton:

Natasha Romanoff

Peter Parker:

Thanos:

Loki:

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when i was in 3rd grade there was this girl named sydney who was really nice but everyone thought she was weird cause she was obsessed with horses and were kinda mean to her but anyways she let me borrow her aragon books an i could only read like 5 pages of that shit cause it was so boring, and she was like, i know you didnt read my aragon book, i mirror watched you last night and since then ive been absolutely fucking terrified

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same year we had a zoo field trip, she and her mom offered to take me so i felt like i had to repay her so  i stole a fuck ton of snacks from everyones lunches while they were feeding the elephants then i asked her mom if we could eat in the canopy zone away from everyone else and i gave them all the snacks & her mom was like “are you a mischievous spirit that my daughter has befriended ??” i was like no im a third grader … right after that they moved. i think its my fault

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They probably watch you occasionally to this day

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she fucking better she said she would protect me from imps

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Phase 1 : Travel to West Virginia Phase 2 : ? Phase 3 : Mothman

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Phase 2: country roads

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Phase 2a: be taken home

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Phase 2b: to a place

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Phase 2c: I belong

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so you dated the wrong person and learned a hard lesson. you chose the wrong major and had to start over again. you cherished a friend who backstabbed you. it sucks, but it’s also going to work out. that’s life; you learn, hurt, love, cry, laugh, and keep going. you experience setbacks and you grow and it’s all okay.

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John Mulaney is the only bitch I respect on this earth

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people are capable of beautiful things

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i thought this was going in a bad direction

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“I earned more money than I knew what to do with, and I didn’t want to forget my roots. So I paid back the people who helped me and my family.” He’s also giving elderly and low income people three free meals a day.

Past a certain point, extra money doesn’t really benefit you, so give it those that would benefit. Quit letting people hoard ludicrous amounts of money out of vanity when others need it so much more.

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hell yeah bitch dis go hard as hell FLOCKA

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i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

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i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show

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Bowsette cosplay by Ladybeard. Some great stuff right here.

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THIS IS THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE VERSION OF BOWSETTE

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a friend of mine told me about her friend i think from high school who was gay but not out, and he pretended for a while to have a girlfriend named Amanda who he would go see a lot, and they’d be all, come hang out with us and he’d be like sorry I’ve got a date with Amanda, and they were like when are we gonna meet this Amanda??? anyway he kept this up for like a year until he finally came out; and when his friends were like, “wait, what about Amanda?” he said, “IT’S A MAN, DUH.” 

i have literally never admired anyone’s commitment to a joke more

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DELETE THIS

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A text I never expected to receive from my mother

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