destiny and doom

multi fandom. merlin. black sails. the witcher. lotr.

[toddhewitt]

[3frogs-in-a-trench-coat]

whoever decided to give me a human form, i hope u lost your job. i was supposed to be a little goblin living in a tiny house in the woods

[0hheytherebigbadwolf]

Look. It's not that Arthur is dumb, or bad with people. It's just that Merlin has a world-class streak of nat 20s on deception, and Arthur has never rolled higher than a 4 on an insight check in his entire life.

[shana-rosee]

@flight-of-fantasy *grabby hands*

[comin-up-for-air]

[inthiskingdomwewillendure]

Haldir in his armor in 4k 2nd version

[hhawkeye]

[mylittleredgirl]

i’m so glad i logged on for goncharov day. i was offline for like 18 hours on plinko horse blorbo weekend and it was like going on vacation and then coming home to a foreign country. all these posts are saying “lol the twitter users must be so confused!” as if that is not also true of anyone who forgot to charge their phone last night. i love it here.

[john-silvers]

That fucking chair. To gain it, it demands you win partners, call them friends, make them promises. To keep it, it demands you break them all. One day, when all is settled here, we should burn that fucking chair.

[dcbicki]

#my last two braincells

WandaVision (2021) dir. Matt Shakman Loki (2021) dir. Kate Herron

[wizardpotions]

oh? if i'm an *evil* wizard then why does the king let me skulk around the throne offering bad advice unimpeded?

[queenklu]

Hey so listen. I’ve only played Witcher 3 and watched the Witcher show, I know the canon is that Geralt just keeps getting brown horses and calling them all Roach BUT

it would be REALLY, REALLY FUNNY….if Roach has been the same horse for like…..fifty years…..and Geralt doesn’t notice his horse is magic, because how long do horses live? 100? This is Fine. Horses, he’s found, are surprisingly sturdy. One time a catastrophic storm sank Geralt’s ship and drowned literally everyone on board but Roach was found chilling on shore, a-okay. 

Jaskier: So I didn’t want to bring this up at first, because I didn’t want you to think I wasn’t cool with your magic horse–

Geralt: My What. 

[queenklu]

Jaskier: –like how did you tame it? Did you raise it from an egg or something? It seems like most magic horses eat people–or, sorry, do you taste bad as a Witcher? Roach has never tried to take a nibble out of me–

Geralt: Jaskier. This is a normal horse.

Jaskier, who has seen this horse appear on rooftops, in the middle of lava fields, refusing to swim but two seconds later showing up on the other side of a lake, and one time doing this for half an hour:

Jaskier: What Do You Mean

[cipheramnesia]

Jaskier, a completely ordinary human person who has managed to not age a single year throughout Geralt’s multi-century life and Roach, a completely ordinary brown horse who has managed to not age a single year throughout Geralt’s multi-century life just look back and forth at each other like “bitch, I won’t bring it up if you don’t” and that’s the end of it.

[rubysapphrald]

i cant stress enough that venom 2 does not have to be good. it simply must contain at least two hours of tom hardy in a hoodie acting like a neurotic little chihuahua

[baelonthebrave]

the original crows trio is amazing because jesper is so excitable and bubbly and inej has more heart than all of ketterdam put together and yet both of them have chosen as their favourite person a mean little guy with the temperament of a wet cat

[littlestpersimmon]

We the jury find the villain hot

[tueselle]

i am too soft for this world but I’m only saying that because it hurts my hand to open water bottles

[winterswake]

Kaz + Milo The Goat 🐐

[girlnumbersix]

ladies we need to start frantically and obsessively reading books in less than 24 hours again..remember how happy we were