medium sized but ignorant clown

liv 26 😛

[innerchildabortionclinic]

guys raised by fly's

[tickled-taints]

[dogpuppy]

[morgana--legay]

the worst part about liking the same stuff that you liked when you were 14 is that you grow up and find yourself in the mood to read some fan fiction from its prime but it was all written a billion years ago and none of it was written by anyone over the age of 15

[morgana--legay]

the worst part about the gym is that i get dizzy when i try to read while im doing anything. the second worst part is that im at the gym

[sneergone-deactivated20200129]

cats in dollhouses

[teathattast]

[mainmira]

[starshipgenius]

They Throw These at me Because I am so Beautiful and a Star.

[memesfromtheinternet]

[morgana--legay]

[despazito]

[synthetic-ultramarine]

don't go on indeed dot com at 2am they start showing you the job listings for gnomes and talking squirrels

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[juniepuppie]

aborted abortion doctor: yea thats what i woulda did

[aeskoro]

dan and phil are merthur reincarnated ….

[eschocat]

IDGAF what the eunuchs are saying

[weepyemperor]

if youre a woman and youve never said stuff like hi girlie by age 13 or somrthing its closed off to you forever you cant use words like that because people will know you are faking it so you have to invent your own greetings like "hello". im gendernon conforming

[wnwnmemo]

[papayajuan2019]

when i try to be nice to myself: he's not gonna fuck you bro