One Flesh, One Ass 💀

she/her, queer, too old for this shit.

[honeyglot]

shirt that says “as above” and booty shorts that say “so below”

[ang-c-art]

[dogpuppy]

[deejaycoldcuts-deactivated20260]

I’m never wrong

[i-am-the-oyster]

See also software development

[dajo42]

a video that starts "how to dress to make your man OBSESSED with you 😍" and it abruptly cuts to somebody dressed as a huge and uncannily realistic white whale

[defconprime]

[capinejghafa]

[spitfiregal]

[thoodleoo]

thoroughly enamored by this ancient roman mosaic of a rabbit driving a chariot pulled by geese. truly the impulse to spend money on something silly is millennia old

[lenny-briscoe]

[teaboot]

what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

[teaboot]

Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko

[kai-janik-art]

Weathertop

Mini linoprint

[awed-frog]

anyway

[effemimaniac]

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

[bakugou-kacchan]

why were you at mad at me island

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

DEPOPULATING IT

[samreich]

every single time an episode premise is revealed

[kaldurcalm-deactivated20240513]

Cackling.

In case the original goes away:

Text version:

Washington State Department of Natural resources tweets:

(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading)

Please.

Folks, seriously.

PLEASE.

Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.

Fire danger is abnormally high this holiday weekend.

URGING you to consider firework alternatives:

- screaming “bang! boom!” at the sky

- dropping a stack of large books on the floor

- wrapping a toga around a candle

- play America the Beautiful while combining Coke and Mentos

[thebestworstidea]

oh try tossing lightsticks in the air. You could make a small catapult!

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

or juggling cheerleaders' pompoms while singing "Yankee Doodle"

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

Also for reasons of Disability Solidarity during Disability Pride Month:

Remember your military vet neighbors, whose PTSD can be triggered by the sound of explosions.

Remember your neighbors with respiratory issues (breathing in smoke and gunpowder = Not Good)

[licensedproldier]

phenomenal new reaction image