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The Onion continues to never miss

i’m kinda like if dead batteries were a girl

Wild to think how invested I once was in captain america. They really put something in the winter soldier (2014). you had to be there

swollenbabyfat

When it’s all over, I’ll let you know

liarsblade

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

liarsblade

a-potato-of-death

bringbreakables-deactivated2025

The Times identified 45 people within the so-called Department of Government Efficiency, a group formed by Elon Musk that in a short few wee

Oh no. MAGA is mad that the NYT shared the names of DOGE staffers. Don’t share this! Would be a shame

whiskey-bumblebee

hey does anyone wanna do the funniest thing ever

disteal

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

disteal

Thank you everyone for another great turnout to the january-february mass depressive episode

cheeseanonioncrisps

Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for “not being a vegetable” because they're technically a fruit when:

A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers.

B) The fucking mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no fucking controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.

mortimermcmirestinks

"technically tomatoes are fruits--" THAT MUSHROOM OVER THERE IS MORE CLOSELY RELATED TO A FUCKING SHIH TZU THAN IT IS TO LITERALLY ANY PLANT

robertreich

No Amazon. No Walmart. No Target. No Disney. No Google. No Apple. No Visa or Mastercard. And especially no Facebook. I will not be posting on Meta platforms for the next 24 hours in support of the economic blackout.