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[mori-does-sw]

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Hey stranger! My name is Mori and I'm an American (EST) author/artist/fandom girlie.

When I'm not occupied with school and the real world, I love writing self-indulgent nonsense about a lot of things—like Star Wars! I'm especially interested in prequels-era content, as you may notice.

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[adanddavid]

[megslibrary]

In honor of Carrie and Star Wars Day. May the force be with you!

[willowcrowned]

do you guys ever read a wookiepedia paragraph that hits you like a truck

[willowcrowned]

only half of those are real words

[willowcrowned]

this is the guy it’s talking about by the way

[willowcrowned]

wookiepedia editors are stronger than anything if I had to write the sentence “His body released a vanilla-like smell” about something that looked like a dachshund a mushroom and someone’s severed big toe got slammed together in a nuclear reactor I would walk into the woods and never come back

[nevertheless-moving]

Droopy McCool out there living his best life just to get his personal olfactory data leaked and then be ruthlessly dragged over it

[atagotiak]

Walk into the woods and never come back? Like how Droopy walked into the desert and never came back?

[willowcrowned]

I hate star wars so much it’s unreal

[sporeblossom]

“the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds” lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space…. all they wanna do is look at some rocks… kiss an alien…. find some space plants….. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds…… leave them olone 

[berniesanderssaggyleftnut-deact]

[lystheni]

A friend of mine saw this and brought up some interesting arguments

so, in other words,

[professor-maple-mod]

Pretty much.

[jaegerdelta]

here have some size comparison

[two-punch-man]

Who wins in a fight, a fully staffed Navy research vessel or your local weed man and his best friend in their souped up VW Bus?

[regionalpancake]

tags via @procrastinatorproject

So while it’s true that the Enterprise is not as big as people think, that goes double for the Falcon!

A good way of thinking about the relative size is by using a bridge comparison:

The Enterprise bridge has space for 11 people to work, as well as a significant amount of space between stations to move around comfortably:

[Bridge illustration by Tobias Weinmann via here]

And the whole thing fits in the nipple thing up on top of the saucer:

Meanwhile the Falcon (beloved weed bus) has a cockpit that seats 4, with only 2 main operational stations, and zero floor space:

And since Serenity was mentioned too…

Serenity has a bridge more comparable to La Sirena - with 2 stations at the front and quite a bit of floor space.

And for those interested in a visual comparison:

(Boeing 747 for scale as well as the Delta Flyer because Why Not)

TLDR: The Millennium Falcon is pretty dinky, so I propose *true weed bus status* goes to the excellent smuggling ships of Serenity and La Sirena. The Falcon is herby demoted to man on his weed bicycle with his pet monkey and a gun (to be clear the monkey is Solo)

[enigma-the-mysterious]

This is the analysis I am here for

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

I was gonna say it’s more like a weed guy and his 1986 Honda Civic hatchback.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the Star Wars fandom isn't having enough fun with the acronym for the Confederacy of Independent Systems but this one youtuber is showing us the way

[softieskywalker]

i think the key difference between george lucas’s star wars and disney’s star wars is that lucas is a man with an ideology. someone with a point of view, and all that entails. which comes with ideas of revolution, anti-imperialism, challenging the status quo, cultural appropriation and racist stereotypes. complex and contradictory ideas because that’s how artists are: complex and complicated people. disney is not. disney is a corporation. a corporation can’t have ideology, because ideology defeats the purpose of profit. and when the only thing you do is to turn on the movie manufacturing machine before you sit down and plan what ideas are you trying to convey to the audience, then your results are going to be washed out corporate garbage. and because when you’re a giant corporation who only cares about selling to the widest audience possible, you can’t take sides. you can’t decide on an idea. because you want to sell your product to people who are on the entire political spectrum. which results in movies without ideology, without purpose, without soul.

[david-talks-sw]

I have been looking for this post for years after I came across it and it’s finally here and I need to reblog this because it is absolutely and entirely accurate.

[comebackali]

#as I always say: lucas was making a samurai film and a ww2 flying ace film and a western film and adding laser swords#because he fundamentally LIKED samurai films and dambusters films and westerns and 40’s adventure serials#but disney are making a ‘star wars film’ and adding nothing because it already had laser swords and they have nothing else to say#xerox of a xerox baybeeeee (via harrietvane)

[ominouspuff]

The Promise

Cody had no identification card, and he certainly didn’t have a citizenship. He had a receipt of purchase, designating him by code and bio-signature as a particularly complex, high-functioning blob of programmed bio-material, but officially CC-2224 was considered only part of a whole. The GAR was a body, complete with organs and tools, and Cody might flatter himself with a comparison to being a finger at best — whichever one pulled the trigger.

“You wish.” Fox said flatly, overcorrecting for the slur that had crept in sometime during their second shared bottle, his bucket firmly resealed again. “You’re a damned eye.”

Cody thought about that for a moment; thought about watching battles from overhead, giving and receiving reports and knowing too many odds too well. He nodded slowly, flexing his hands. 

“If I’m an eye, you’re the teeth.” He said, and it was a bit cruel but it always had been; they’d learned how to swallow it better together. Teeth, Cody considered, and knew he was as right as he was angry — teeth, the smile of the GAR, pretty and presentable and favorable to the public eye, nestled at the heart of the Republic. The Coruscant Guard. 

Fox shrugged so slowly it was more just shoulders hunching, which meant — something. Something Cody might have cared to track, if he was sober.  “Sure. I’ll be the teeth.” He said.

[organatwins]

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

[dickgirlsdaily]

[organatwins]

its literally not a typo,,,, thats what the genre of the music in the video is called in star wars canon

[dickgirlsdaily]

[wldasi]

don't have time to draw something new for his special day so here's an old one reposted

[arc1409]

commander fox in my world you got to kill palps with a garden hose

[ominouspuff]

“This is why we’re on different planets”

[incorrect-kotor-quotes]

I'm really tired of people criticizing Star Wars for its simple approach to good and evil, because that ignores the point.

Star Wars is not about morally complex situations where it's hard to tell who the villains are.

Star Wars is about how easy it is to become one of the villains.

[thats-ee]

had to get this out before we collectively move on from coldplay ceo

[starwarsblr]

[rosbridge]

Watching ROTS in the theater: This is going to go exactly as badly as we all knew it would. 

Watching ROTS after watching Clone Wars: CODY, I can’t watch, you were so honourable and brave and good and you deserve so much better, you all did, oh my god I can’t even really process how much you’re all being violated right now. 

[ibex-ascendant]

Reasons why The Clone Wars is an excellent series that makes the entire saga 1000x better.

[bedlamsbard]

Sometimes I think about how Cody was not only the first clone Palpatine contacted, but also the only clone addressed by name, and then it just gets even more horrifying.

[evaceratops]

#….that little lean in cody does when palpatine says his name#is that the chip being activated #is that tiny twitch the first subtle indication that cody is no longer cody and is instead cc-2224 with orders to kill a dangerous traitor #does cody - the good and brave and honorable /man/ - feel his mind slip away from him does he feel his body begin to move without consent #does he realize what is happening as it happens - is he awake and unable to stop himself - or does his individual consciousness fall asleep #while the chip takes over #does he wake up in confusion with unfamiliar memories of saying yes sir of raising his hand of giving the order #palpatine addresses cody by name #recognizes the individuality and uniqueness of this man #as he goes about /shutting that uniqueness down/ with a violating medical device that wipes them back to factory settings #he greets cody even as cody’s free will is WRENCHED away from him #palpatine calls cody by name as the chip in his head activates #it is not cody #that body that mind is nothing more than a carrier for the parasite that palpatine orchestrated to put there#palpatine does not care about cody #he cares about the chip #millions of individuals wiped away in a second#were there are million voices crying out in fear before being silenced all at once? #if there was #who was left alive to mourn it #who was left alive to CARE #sheev orchestrated the clone army for this /one./ /moment./ and he does not care about what happens to these men after they’ve served #their true and only purpose #there will never not be a day when i don’t cry about the horrific tragedy of the clone troopers (via @naberiie)

[sseanettles]

#the jedi order wasn’t the only genocide that day (via @turtletotem) I am peer reviewing you because OUCh

[rib-bitz]

my star wars oc 🤫🧏

[probsdontrememberme]

Star Wars aliens based of photos

[ripcurlreef]

there's no discharge in the war