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The Bowery Presents
Claire Keane
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cherry valley forever
Sweet Seals For You, Always
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
hello vonnie
sheepfilms

shark vs the universe

ellievsbear

Product Placement
taylor price

blake kathryn
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d e v o n
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almost home

seen from United States
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okay here's a poll
fanfic is for
shipping
torment nexus
no you don't get to say both or neither or a secret third thing. pick a side.
what the hey dude!
folks, you'll never believe what generated naturally in vintage story tonight
actually it's a
This is awesome on so many levels.
Ladies andĀ GentlemenĀ i present to youĀ John Carpenterās The Thing,Ā as performed by the claymated, Antarctic cast of the hit childrenās animation Pingu. Directed by Lee Hardcastle,Ā in under 3 minutes. Noot, Noot.
Oh my fucking god.
JESUS CHRIST
Iām still amazed at how they got a ānoot nootā to sound so much like a āfuck youā
wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck
Imagine youāre an astronaut visiting an alien planet for the first time and you find out they already speak American English cause they keep the guy you thought died years ago in a zoo. He loves being in the zoo, and offers you a burger made from his own meat. Also he named all the aliens after movie characters so you have no choice but to call the alien president Batman.
My favourite Adrian headcanon is that they're a biologist/zoologist who has seen so much shit, they're completely unphased by any and every alien habit of Grace's.
I mean full-on khaki-shorts-wearing, traversing-wilderness-with-nothin'-but-a-machete Adrian who yoinks snakes outta trees and pets swamp puppies and will unflinchingly dig around in elephant faeces for signs of a rare parasitic tapeworm if needed.
Oh, humans eat socially? No problem, Adrian has observed many many animals eat. Did you know that an obscure species of small underground dirt creature from the north side of Erid also eats socially? Adrian can give you a not-so-short presentation on them.
Oh, the human has no external carapace and so its internal sounds are absurdly loud, wet and off-putting? No problem, Adrian was just conducting an expedition last month researching the incredible eridian animal, the Wet Loud Worm from the south-east region of Wet Loud Wormland. They're desensitised, it's fine.
Oh, Grace leaks often from many orifices and it can be a bit of a learning curve to get used to? No problem for Adrian, see Wet Loud Worm paragraph again!
Meanwhile, Rocky is bewildered as to how he's managed to third-wheel both of his relationships, because both Adrian and Grace are nerds who nerd out about things, and Adrian is shaking in their carapace with enthusiasm to learn more about human culture and biology, not to mention everything about earth animals. And yeah, sure, Grace might be a molecular biologist, but he'll be damned if he'll pass up an opportunity to learn about alien fauna from a fellow scientist, and yes, Adrian, he'd love to hear about the small underground dirt creature from the north side of Erid, and he's so excited to learn more about the Wet Loud Worm, do go on.
#zoologist adrian would be absolutely captivated by the concept of Plants. erid doesn't have those#you mean your atmosphere is so clear your entire planet has ground level sunlight and there's an entire subsection of life#defined by their ability to turn it into energy... because the rest of it DOESN'T? sure you synthetize vitamin d out of it#but that's nothing#saviour grace why don't you photosynthesize question? skill issue question?
Yeah okay there are like 11 species of heron native to the USA and yes fine Iāve only managed to spot 10 of those species. You might think Iām bitter about that one species evading me but Iām not. Iām actually the Least Bittern person about it in the entire world
The ominous temperature in this post is 3.5315Ļ Rrad
I saw a post like this recently so I'm making a classics version
Spin the wheel. This Greek mythological figure is trying to kill you
Spin the wheel again. This Greek mythological figure is trying to protect you
Are you surviving?
100% no, my corpse is desecrated
100% no, but I am given a proper burial
Yes, but with major injuries
Yes, but with minor injuries
100% yes, not a scratch on me
Other (explain in tags)
āLiving weaponā covers a lot and all of it is hot
space friends doodle
I really tried to tip the scales in your favor
A relatively messy study/fanart for project hail mary, the last month has really awakened my inner space loving child again
Nintendo Power issue 113 (October 1998)
To everyone saying itās not real:
This post is how I've learned that the sexual meaning of "spit roast" has now become more well known than the literal meaning of roasting something on a spit, and the slangy way of using it to describe an ass kicking or a humiliating defeat is completely forgotten