Hello Beautiful!

17 with wild hair and a wild blog. 

[mattsgifs]

[misstaylorsaid]

Savage

[someonelikemia]

DID HE REALLY SAY THAT??

[kingomd-deactivated20151007]

KSDONFDOSFDFJSDIOFJSDFIJDSFOI

[super-wolves-blog]

[deal-breaker]

me

[ihategaypornitsfuckingdisgustin]

What a LOOK

[scream]

[tipsymaple-blog]

when ur gonna put some dirt in someones eye

[belinsky]

#me when im gonna put some dirt in someones eye

[filteredrays2-deactivated202106]

all I want in life is for Donald Trump to say the phrase deez nuts on national television please let me have this one victory

[bonestrash]

[officialstegosaurus-deactivated]

Dr. Temperance Brennan has seen some disgusting and horrifying shit over the years, but I think her daughter and her husband singing this horribly innacurate song might just top the list for her.

feelsfactory

[chuckhistory]

Ooops, I dropped my towel. 

[gamechangershow]

Looks like she’s gone au naturale. 

[milthanks]

*sounds of Nash Grier screaming*

[oreosvevo]

when you get caught taking food without permission

[wordsnquotes]

The most frightening sound in the world is your own heart beating. No one likes to talk about that, but it is true. In the midst of deep fear, it’s a secret beast pounding a giant fist on some inner door, demanding to get in.

Jonathan Carroll (via sherlockswift)

[idioticteen]

Back in my day the teachers didn’t have nice laptops, they pulled this guy out and sat it on some unfortunate kids desk 

[the-illuminated-showgirl]

MAJOR FLASHBACK

[twofingerswhiskey]

what do you mean teachers don’t do this anymore

how long have i been out of school

[mishacoliins]

cas:  *exist*

me:  sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

[hechodeoro-deactivated20180924]

tbh a really weird n gross thing is when girls are told not to wear short shorts in front of their dad n uncles n stuff like ??? why would u be looking at ur niece or daughter like that

[imrnortal]

I thought only Arab girls were told this but looks like it’s universal

[intoxifaded]

When I was about 15 (and super thin, like there was not a single curve on my body) I was in a bikini at a family pool party and apparently my uncle commented to my dad “You should tell Elvira to cover up more, sometimes I have to look away when I see her” and my dad replied “That’s because you’re a pervert”

[earthybitchywitch]

I like your dad.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

A sausage egg McMuffin is $3, but!!

A sausage mc muffin is $1.

A single egg on the side is about .80c

Save ur dollars by putting the egg on the muffin urself

[genderpunkrock-deactivated20161]

Egg mcmuffin: hacked

[coeyjooper-deactivated20170515]

“When I was pregnant with you, this old, homeless, dirty gipsy woman on the lower east side of Manhattan stopped me in the street to tell me that I was having a boy because of how low my stomach was hanging. When I gave birth to a girl, I tried to find the old beggar to tell her that she was wrong & I gave birth to a beautiful girl. 21 years later, I need to go back, find that smelly snaggle toothed troll & tell her she was right all along” - My mother’s words on me being transgender.

[twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck-dea]

THIS IS MASTER MATERIAL FOR A MOVIE

[oakleysheart]

[designedslut]

Why do boys care if girls fill in their eyebrows I mean if boys had the chance to draw more inches on their dick I bet they would

[hashtagloveloses]

The Jurassic Park problem could easily have been solved by making the dinosaurs miniature

[dajo42]

i want the next movie to be this, like

“why don’t we make miniature dinosaurs? much safer” “yes good idea. why make a few big ones when we could make SEVERAL THOUSAND small ones” “no that isn’t what i-” “SEVERAL THOUSAND” [cut to several thousand tiny dinosaurs swarming over the park]