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i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house

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is this the episode where he lost his house

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Steinbeck: I'm so glad they removed the nut from honey cheerios.

Twain: Now you gotta add your own

Steinbeck:

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hi!!! 😃can I have headcannons on Oikawa, tsukishima, and tenduo on trying to be sexy but the fail? Thank you

hello anon! of course. here’s your dorky fails about tender salami, shittykawa, and saltishima.

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• There is literally no way that Tsukishima could be sexy in any way. Some ladies might think he’s being hard to get, but he’s really just dating yamaguchi repelling everyone away from him.

• To women, his blocking style, his gracious form, and his saltiness makes them all swoon. (I personally think that when he doesn’t try to be one thing, he’s good at doing another.)

• You complained to him that the sexiness in the bedroom wasn’t up to its maximum power, and you suggested that you each gave each other a surprise once we come home. You both decided to take turns, and unfortunately, it was Tsukki’s turn next.

• You came out of the shower to see Tsukki in his sweaty volleyball uniform (and socks. socks are involved.) with a plate of whipped cream.

• “Come, eat … this, whipped cream, darling.”

• “Babe what the fuck don’t bring me up just to pull me down.”

• You ran out of the room laughing and coughing, desperate to find some water to hold down your choking by a little. Tsukishima hid in the room for hours, and it took him a long time to accept your apology.

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• Every so often, you’d come home looking sad and out of energy. To fix that, Tendou had planned to surprise you with a little gift. (It involved being naked. Just saying.)

• You walked into the bedroom door and plopped down your bag, and saw a sight you wouldn’t be able to get out of your head.

• “Hey honey.” “Tendou unwrap me from this fucking ribbon.”

• On the bed, was a fully clothed Tendou and next to him was a fully naked Semi, struggling out of the red silk ribbon.

• You were so shocked from the sight, and you’d expect Tendou to be naked, but noPe. It had to be Semi.

• Untangling him and apologizing was difficult because he was butt naked, and with a full on boner as you untied him.

• You also had to talk to Tendou about bedroom etiquette as well.

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• Oikawa is a naturally sexy person, similar to Tsukki. Whenever he didn’t try, you could hear the sound of exploding ovaries about a mile away.

• It was your birthday, and you’ve already experienced the gifts and love he’s given you today. It was already the greatest gift you’ve ever got. You also received the book you’ve always wanted for years, and you legit started crying. As you came home, you weren’t prepared for the last gift of the night however.

• You came home and you saw Oikawa coming out of the bedroom door. He was naked with only a towel covering his bottom half, and a towel covering his left shoulder.

• He seductively walked over to you, and unwrapped the towel from his waist. He dropped it on the floor, and as he continued walking, he tripped on that same towel. Oikawa ungracefully landed face forward, and winced in pain.

• The ungraceful boy looked up to you and his nose started bleeding. You immediately panicked and you couldn’t deal with the blood. Instead of helping him, you ran to the bedroom door and locked yourself in.

• He cleaned up himself and apologized, and you absolutely forgave him because of the little show you gave him that ended up having to deal with blood. Seducing you? Check.

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[strigibae]

!!!!!!!

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Walking home in the rain and cold winter weather was not the best outcome. You’d recently applied to a job as a waitress, and was accepted, but you unfortunately had a bad day, out of all days. You’d yelled at a customer who complained of having no onions, although it was a small thing. Your now-former manager didn’t want to deal with you on the first day, so now, you were jobless, still broke, still in your work attire, and walking around in heels, which was torture on your feet.

The most mindless decision you had made today was to walk to work today. You thought, one - it won’t rain, and two - you’d have an easy day today. It obviously didn’t work out as intended. Walking home was tiring, so you proceeded to take off your heels and walk around barefoot. Taking off the first heel, you jumped around on the second, not taking account of the amount of surface area on the single heel. You fell back, and thought that you’d fall on the ground, but a body had caught you just in the nick of time.

Turning around, you locked eyes with a brunette boy who was wearing a thick coat and a mouth mask, while he carried an umbrella in his left hand. He stared at you the whole time as you regained your balance, expecting a ‘thank you’ as a reply. You came to your senses, and thanked him as you walked to the opposite direction. Not knowing, you realized and headed the other direction and acknowledged the boy once more. He turned around and saw you walking down the hill barefoot and without a coat. He called out to you, and called you over to him.

“Where’s your home?” You were surprised by his voice. It wasn’t as you expected, and it landed more on the feminine side, but still mixing in a hint of masculinity. Pointing at the direction of your house, you pointed northwest.

“Hm. Alright, I’ll walk you home. You looked as if you were struggling already anyways,” the boy suggested. He pulled the umbrella over the two of you and continued walking. To you, it pissed you off if you were offered unwanted help, and the guy noticed.

“We were this far into the neighborhood anyways. You could’ve asked me to leave if you wanted, or did you want me to stay, did you not?” He teased and pulled the umbrella off of you.

“H-hey! What the hell! I wanted help! I’m like a homeless dog with no home! Just, please, at least help me to my apartment,” you softly spoke. You were still soaking in the rain, and the guy put his umbrella over you once more and with a small push, he swept you ahead.

The closer you got to your apartment, the less tense you were. At the steps, you sighed and proceeded to put your heels back on. You climbed up the steps, almost forgetting to thank the kind soul who helped you. You turned around and called after him.

“H-hey! Wait! Thank you! I really appreciate the help!” You smiled and waved. He turned around and gently smiled as well. He walked up the steps, and handed you his phone. Confused, you looked at him. With a single movement, you understood what he wanted you to do. You unlocked his phone and added in your number and handed the phone back.

“By the way, I never got your name, wanna spill?” You looked up at him.

“Kenji. Futakuchi Kenji. Coffee soon?”

“Sure. I’d like that.”

[blaberid]

mini poster from the new haikyuu team book!

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i got a request through my inbox about something super funny and i was eager to do one with akiteru, but i wasn't finished with the rest of the people requested. so, this is a little sneak peak of headcannons that'll be posted tomorrow ... ?

BONUS: Akiteru (happy birthday my boy.)

• Akiteru hardly shared similarities with his younger brother, but the common thing they can’t do is seduce their s/o.

• He was a god at texting, but he wasn’t so godly with his act of seduction. He had texted you to go inside the bedroom right after you came home for a surprise, and you planned to do as you were told.

• Walking into the door, you met eyes with the struggling Akiteru, who was in the process of taking off his pants with silk ribbons tied around his arms, making it difficult to even do the task. You had to resort to yelling because you were so frustrated at this kid. He didn’t even think to take off his pants first, then tie the ribbons.

• You untied him from his own trap, and he immediately apologized. Aki wanted to surprise you that bad, but you accepted his apology, only if he’d agree to watch movies, cuddle, and eat junk food all night.

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happy birthday akiteru tsukishima! ♡

can’t skip the sibling’s birthday headcannons! enjoy.

• After the incident with his younger brother, he stopped celebrating his birthday with his family. His college friends celebrated with him, but without his former cheerful brother by his side, he felt different.

• His birthday consists of sulking the whole day, and being alone. He really didn’t want to be with anyone or see anyone the whole day.

• He’d eventually get over his struggles and fear, and would go on with his day, acting as if it wasn’t the day he was brought into the world.

• He comes home to see his favorite cake, funfetti, on the table with a note, a present, and a balloon. Upon further inspection, he noticed that the gifts were from his younger brother.

• The note had read, “Happy birthday. Have a good day, I guess.” this little shit

• The little things his brother does makes his heart warm up. He secretly kept the balloon and note in a little frame, where no one can see it other than him.

• As gifts, he’d appreciate the small things like blenders or utensils, but will absolutely accept money in a heartbeat. Everyone is most likely struggling with debt, so this boy will go hungry for that cash.

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can’t go to school today - it’s a national holiday.

will definitely have birthday hcs for him, oh but watch out for some drabble/scenarios. probably.

[starlity]

a helpful passerby 

for @aonetakanobu-week day 4 (free day)!

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세죠 3학년 가쿠란 채색...... 커엉....... 잠온다 진짜 || 아거 [@fimx45] ※Permission to upload this was given by the artist (©). **Please, favorite/retweet/follow to support the artist** [Please do not repost, edit or remove credits]

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Dateko: Let's go let's go lets go dateko

Aoba Jousai: yosei yosei yosei yosei yosei seijou

Shiratorizawa: shiiiraaatoriiiizaaawaaaaa (clapclap)

Karasuno: *yachi looking terrified*

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Just a reminder that if Tsukishima was real he wouldn’t give a shit about us and we’d still love him regardless

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Just a little thing - my Filipino teacher told us a problem for our Liham, and the story was basically about how there’s a guy that notices his girlfriend is always talking to other guys, but not in a flirty way, and he’s very salty and jealous about it.

I literally thought that the guy was Tsukishima and the girl was Yamaguchi.

To solve the problem, a guy had suggested that they would buy candy from Walgreens in order to remove the salt. I literally had the thought that Tsukki should’ve eaten Yamaguchi out in order to be cleansed of the salt. totally not tsukiyama trash

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I screamed when I found out that Mark Ishi, the voice of Lev Haiba,

IS PART FILIPINO I couldn’t hold my screaming in I’m sorry to my neighbors for throwing the bucket over the fence and hitting your dog.

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“Ten more minutes. Bo, you should start putting away the tent and blankets. I’ll go take them to the car,” Kuroo spoke. For days, Bokuto and Kuroo had been camping outside their local music shop. Now, of course you’d be wondering why? And was this necessary? Their favorite Japanese artist had released a new album, and this artist was the Beyoncé of Japan. She was that big. So, it was necessary to camp out in front of the store.

Hoisting up the tent, he raised it up to his shoulders, which accidentally hit the chin of another customer waiting. He mumbled and rubbed his chin while Bokuto continued to chat with Kuroo.

“Hey, dude. Dude!” Bokuto turned around to face the red-faced man who flailed his arms as he talked. “Don’t turn away from someone you accidentally hit! Apologize!”

“Ah, crap, I’m sorry sir. I didn’t notice I hit you,” he smiled nervously. He wasn’t in the mood to be yelled at, especially during this hour. However, the man was in the mood to put up a fight with the teenager.

“Of course you noticed! You locked eyes with me for a second right after you hit me!” Bokuto, with eyes widened, stepped back. “S-sir, I’m sorry. I didn’t notice I hit you, and yes, I can agree with me making eye contact, but I didn’t realize I hit yo-”

“Don’t play dumb with me, kid!” He yelled, and shoved Bokuto out of his way. Kuroo leaped from the chair and caught his friend. The black-haired boy looked at the man, and eyed him. He whispered to Bokuto, saying, “are you okay with taking the stuff to the car?” He answered with a nod, and tapped him off. Walking away, Bokuto had all the stuff as he searched for the car. Kuroo stood up and turned away from the guy. Frustrated, the man tapped his shoulders, but Kuroo had flicked them off. “I don’t talk to strangers, especially ones who tick off my best friend.”

“Asshole,” the man remarked. The seven letter word had pushed off Kuroo from the edge, he was about to turn around and give him the wonderful present of a punch, but,

“We’re now open!”

People rushed in like a wave crashing against the shore, or as if a horrid monster was about to attack. Kuroo had saw Bokuto running behind the crowd, and he pulled him in in order for him to get his share of the album.

Reaching out, Kuroo swiftly grabbed two albums and threw one to Bokuto. Arms out, he had caught it, or did he? In the arms of the old rude bastard, the album was his. Out of sheer frustration, Bokuto bonked his head, which made him throw the album. He caught it in his hands, and grabbed Kuroo’s arm. They ran towards the first open cash register, and quickly bought the album, and ran out as fast as light.

Once in the car, they had melted against the seat. Waiting for two days was a struggle, and too much work. They had proceeded to buckle up, start the car, and drive out of their spot when they noticed the rude guy from earlier drop his album as he ran. Kuroo, being the bastard that he was, ‘accidentally’ ran over the album. He stuck his head out the window, and yelled, “sorry for the accident! We didn’t notice!” The pair had then drove away with delight, while the old man had been left in the pond of his own despair and misery.