Asuka Owns My Ass

// Jess // 25 // // Dallas, TX // She // Her // //Background art: Eclipse by v78//

[rip-gloss]

hey can i call you back later my wife has zoomies and i need to take him for a walk

[notkatniss]

[brucebocchi]

[dovv]

[magnetictapedatastorage]

My hungry ass could never be a gynecologist

[stuffing-pillows]

[toastbutteregg]

[nohohankerotomania-deactivated2]

You wouldn’t get it caleb.

[thedeliaishere]

Heartbreaking: girl has to get out of bed

[the-real-kafka]

Of course she does! Doesn't she worry about being late to work?!

The only thing able to worsen her situation would be being a Gigant bug!

[thedeliaishere]

Franz you'll never fucking believe what just happened to me

[duncebento]

[missingprincessreport]

[ophanic]

real

[txttletale]

oh so THIS is wehat they mean when they talk about nuclear family

[robinade]

The bots are evolving!!

Now I’ve seen bots with firstname-lastname combo with numbers in the middle, but even more odd are the ones without numbers at all… Some jumbled up almost-words that at first glance could be actual tumblrs. But when you click through to see their blogs, they look just like the old bots.

Apparently at some point the bots starts to leave comments with malware links on your posts if left to their own devices. I saw that in the wild today on someone else’s post.

Remember to report as spam and block!

[mercurialmalcontent]

#they're starting to comment #that was phase two before they started commandeering people's posts with phishing links #report as spam and block immediately or this will become plague-tier VERY quickly #follower count is NOT worth it i *promise* you

[soup-enthusiast]

[angry-comics]

my last and probably best drawing of 2022. yee haw

[jtightpants]

[naamahdarling]

Who avoids that kind of board game?! Cowards afraid of fun, that's who!

[weaselle]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

sorry for calling CPS on your family but I noticed you let your 5 year old scroll through tiktok on an ipad

[heartwarminganimals]

Source on twitter

[tillytoppazh]

How to get a small cylinder out of