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[parkchanwoohoo]

[maxwellmcgrath]

remember when mattel released a t-rex extroyer toy that vomited its own skeleton for no apparent reason

[joey-wheeler-official]

Marvel bitches would not last a single nanosecond in the life of a Naruto fan with what they think counts as queerbaiting.

[perfectlynormalperson]

this was episode 3

[emailmore]

smoking both ends of a cigarette "lady and the tramp style" with a beautiful woman

[compyuter]

nobody really drops anvils that make people have funny birds and stars spin around their head anymore… they should do start doing that again

[paperandpencilsandskips]

So true, btw can you stand on this x over here? I think there’s buried treasure under there

[compyuter]

treasure? YIPPEE!!! (starts digging!!!!!)

[paperandpencilsandskips]

THOUSAND ENERGY BEAMS ATTACK

[compyuter]

[what-even-is-thiss]

I love this genre of tumblr posts that’s basically the online equivalent of playing power rangers on the playground

[dicklover3000]

i am the biggest dick lover of them all

[dicklover3001]

not so fast

[peelingmandarins]

[cat-peach]

[modismod]

All Square Enix pre rendered cutscenes look like this

[hellomelancholic]

[dumbcutepets]

Mother elephant can’t wake baby sound asleep, asks keepers for help (via)

[apparatus-of-kwalish]

[nacho-joe-yo-deactivated2022012]

[riblet1-blog]

[catptain-whiskers-deactivated20]

This is so hysterical on so many levels, I love it..

[thatgirlwithadhd]

This is Scrat the Ice Age squirrel in human form

[kingjinxii]

there is no way to predict how this video will go

[im-living-in-the-walls]

I have been reduced to tears

[brightlotusmoon]

The sheer Rube Goldberg-ian surrealist absurdity keeps hitting me with thoughts like “this is how engineers swat flies” and now I can’t stop watching.

[elkian]

Wait this is the TOAST VIDEO I scrolled past this like a FOOL the other day I’ve been looking for this thing for WEEKS

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This person nearly hospitalised themself so many times

[cabybapa]

I CAN SAVE HIM

[oppa-homeless-style]

G*d is homophobic for not giving dogs beam type attacks

[constanzeofficial]

they piss don’t they

[oppa-homeless-style]

please unfollow me im fucking begging you

[2miles-deactivated20240310]

[immortal-maschine]

*thunderous engine noises*

[neotrances-deactivated]

nice to know you dont care about calfs being stolen after birth and seperated from their mothers and fathers, only to be slaughtered later once they are milked for the factories liking. Vegetarians/meat eaters are fucking sociopathic, you deserve to be milked like a cow.

i deserve to be milked? 😳

[beachnet]

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