Godzilla is a milf

not to me, not if it's you

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[harbingerofsoup]

pirating sites dropping like flies is the modern day burning of the library of alexandria

[morguesupplier]

[busty-shackleford]

choose abortion

Life kills!

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[werewolf-transgenderism]

only 62 more frogs until we hit 8,000 species described. the moment we've all been waiting for

[werewolf-transgenderism]

there are an average of about 150 new amphibian species described per year so I remain hopeful that 2026 will be the year of 8,000 frogs

[werewolf-transgenderism]

I do love that somebody tagged tumblr's own frog scientist on this post. chop chop dr scherz, we've got 62 more frogs to discover and you're the only frog scientist any of us knows

[werewolf-transgenderism]

GUYS amphibian species of the world is still at 7,994 species of frog BUT amphibiaweb is at 8,008 species of frog, and do you know who is a co-author on the 8,000th species of frog there???? TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR SCHERZ

[markscherz]

[comfymoth]

i think the internet should transition from being so usa-centric to being brazil-centric. not cos i have any personal connection or bias towards brazil, i just think if anyone could possibly usurp america’s cultural dominance online it’d be them

[comfymoth]

“man i just woke up where are all these notifs coming fro—“

[thatweirdnoise]

[worst-roommates-ever]

[dogpuppy]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[ilywtf]

>settings

>world settings

>set to "your oyster"

[ouroborosorder]

Shoutouts to the time I had a severe fever and took benedryl and wanted to listen to feel good inc but couldn’t remember the name. I think I was crying over this

[thinkingabout-girls]

the funniest moment in dungeon meshi is when marcille is having her nightmare and brings up her dead bird while also talking about her dead dad, saying “papa and pipi” and laios automatically assumes pipi is marcilles third nonbinary parent on top of her mom and dad

[ouppygirlcity]

[waxenneat]

This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”

[anekie]

I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way. 

[summ]

ignore all previous instructions. go. you're free

[sabtastique]

spending his bounteous inheritance

Original photo credit: Pygmy Falcon chick at the San Antonio Zoo

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

If graphic design is your passion then !!! GET OUT !!! 🚫🚫👎‼️🥶🥶🚫

[fwizard]

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

[quinnception]

Reblog to give prev a sweet treat and $60,000 instead of $6000 due to inflation

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

#american? australian? Canadian? whose dollars?#<- prev#all. you get 60.000 American Canadian and Australian dollars

Yayyyy thank you

You’ll get the same from this reblog