Godzilla is a milf

not to me, not if it's you

[parkchanwoohoo]

[ilywtf]

>settings

>world settings

>set to "your oyster"

[ouroborosorder]

Shoutouts to the time I had a severe fever and took benedryl and wanted to listen to feel good inc but couldn’t remember the name. I think I was crying over this

[thinkingabout-girls]

the funniest moment in dungeon meshi is when marcille is having her nightmare and brings up her dead bird while also talking about her dead dad, saying “papa and pipi” and laios automatically assumes pipi is marcilles third nonbinary parent on top of her mom and dad

[ouppygirlcity]

[waxenneat]

This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”

[anekie]

I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way. 

[summ]

ignore all previous instructions. go. you're free

[sabtastique]

spending his bounteous inheritance

Original photo credit: Pygmy Falcon chick at the San Antonio Zoo

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

If graphic design is your passion then !!! GET OUT !!! 🚫🚫👎‼️🥶🥶🚫

[fwizard]

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

[quinnception]

Reblog to give prev a sweet treat and $60,000 instead of $6000 due to inflation

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

#american? australian? Canadian? whose dollars?#<- prev#all. you get 60.000 American Canadian and Australian dollars

Yayyyy thank you

You’ll get the same from this reblog

[pangur-and-grim]

[an-ambient-girl]

WHY WAS IASKED THIS sjsnnebsb

[all-roads-are-now-bent]

[vampiredoriangray]

fuck my gay life. pharmacist asked for my ID when I was picking up my testosterone and instead of my driver’s license, I accidentally grabbed the fool tarot card I keep behind it in my phone case and went to hand that to her

[just--icy]

[mylittledigitalfootprint]

got my thinking pussy on

[wtf-tfw]

my beautiful peer reviewed child named jstor

[human-pet-they]

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

[molabuddy]

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives