To All The Sad Teens With Happy Faces

[bevsi]

hey do u guys like my cat

[dyke-supreme]

It’s always girl power why not woman power

[pussypoliticks-blog]

girl power isn’t as threatening

[rabbitheads]

let’s start saying boy power and woman power. And I’m not joking about this. This is becoming a thing in Korea.

People recognized this ‘Man-girl'thing roughly during 2018 Olympics (or before that. I’m not sure tho…) when our fully grown female champions were refered to as ‘Girl Power! Beauty with medals! Golden fairy!’ on media headlines whereas male champions(even the mi nors) were titled as ‘King, Emperor, God’.

Some of us pointed it out and now we just refer to grown men as boys. Like policemen? police boy. Businessman? Business boy. That congressman? he’s a congress boy now.

And it became even more clear that this girl thing was belittling women and their power.

[girlsfrommars]

I’ve always felt weird about women over the age of 25 referring to themselves as girls. Would you call a 25 year old male a boy too?

[tiktoks-we-like]

[pretty-sure-mx-said-that]

Monsta X as Shit I’ve Said

Shownu: I’d say that sounded good, but I couldn’t hear it over the sound of me munching this taquito….

Wonho: don’t you dare try me! I will bench press you while I cry!

Minhyuk: realistically, I know this animal could severely maim me, but idealistically, I would hug it

Kihyun: from this day on I’m banning gel pens - don’t “awww” me, you’ve lost your right!

Hyungwon: everything you just said disappointed me deeply, but we have 10 years of friendship under our belts, so I’ll only judge you a little bit

Jooheon: you could say I’m a real *pulls Yoshi and Gucci out of his hoodie* pussy magnet

Changkyun: *wearing a feather boa as a tube top* and yet, I’m still the most normal person here

[morphine-not-blood]

break my bones I’ll be okay, but don’t let me love him

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[morphine-not-blood]

It’s true that love is free, but you get what you pay for, don’t you?

[teathattast]

*x files theme plays*

[crypticaesthetic]

[understands]

[destroymylife]

[destroymylife]

[understands]

[weepingandgnashingofteeth]

stupid people can reblog this

[alexander]

Gen Z look

[teenagerposts]

[shootcharlieshoot]

[trefoiled-deactivated20260516]

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.

[cc-videos]

“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses] 

[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”

[leupagus]

This should win an Oscar