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darlin: this is a horrible date.

sam: this isn’t a date.

darlin: then what is this.

sam: grocery shopping, since you don’t know how to.

sam: i said i was going to go shopping and that you didn’t need to come and you proceeded to yell “fuck you i’ll do what i want,”

#redacted asmr #incorrect quotes #redacted darlin #redacted sam #hi im back #kinda #yippee

i haven’t been active for a hot minute because i took a much needed month of me time after exams and work burnt me out so bad.

and i come back to, holy shit, huxley and damien being canon?? it’s a surprise but a welcomed one, and it’s perfect.

time to binge listen/watch all the audios i missed…ofc after my shift today 😭😭

#nez says shit #redactedasmr #HAPPY PRIDE #i’m back and im confused but im happy #can’t wait to absolutely devour the content i missed

darlin: did i go too far?

david: you went too far 9 hours ago. now you’re going to prison.

#redacted asmr #incorrect quotes #redacted darlin #redacted david

freelancer: gavin and i are having a baby.

caelum: thats amazing news-!

gavin, slamming adoption papers down: it’s you. now sign.

#redacted asmr #incorrect quotes #redacted freelancer #redacted caelum #redacted gavin

teasandcardigans

oops! you didnt ask for my opinion, but here it is!

DON'T SEXUALIZE CAELUM

caelum is the really the one and ONLY character in the redacted universe that is repeatedly compared to a child. gavin says it in his audios at least once or twice that empathy daemons are like children, they are innocent and sweet and invisible often to SHELTER THEM.

regardless of gavin's take (which, you know, is like 100% canon) on them, CAELUM ACTS LIKE A CHILD. erik literally characterizes him as a little kid in the way he talks, his endearing innocence, the way he won't say bad words, the way he is clueless about sex, and more. it's pretty plain to see that caelum is and acts like a little kid and i do believe that is because erik wanted a "little brother" type to accompany the freelancer's story.

it's not infantilizing a character- its genuinely respecting the fact that this character is repeatedly compared to a child and should be treated as such. don't sexualize him! nope, don't do it!

alrighty then, with that settled, i'm crawling back into my hole and you all can take my opinion for what you will. have a nice day!

(unless you sexualize caelum. then have the day you deserve)

#the fact this even has to be said #havent bren active much lately so idk whats going on #but if you do this #get the fuck out

transmasc-wizard

people who write on their phones (word mobile, gdocs app, scrivener mobile, notesapp, etc) how does it feel to be taunting god every single day

#not only do i write on my phone #i also draw on my phone #with my finger #i don’t only taunt god #i scare god

if caelum was a judge

caelum: so did you steal the bank?

person 1: yes i did.

caelum: are you also sorry for robbing the bank?

person 1: …yes i guess

caelum, hitting the table with the hammer: they’re innocent.

person 2: …i am also sorry for accompanying them.

#redacted asmr #incorrect quotes #redacted caelum #this is a stupid post but its been in my head for a while so here it is

freelancer: i refuse to kill myself because if my depression wants me dead soooo badly then it better start acting like a real disease and attack my organs instead of hiding in my brain like a fucking coward.

damien:

damien: i asked you how you were doing.

freelancer: oh im completely fine.

damien: yeah no you’re not.

#redacted asmr #incorrect quotes #redacted freelancer #redacted damien #heyy…im back #got a bit busy back there

asher: hmm…your smile looks weird. what happened.

milo: i am smiling perfectly normal.

david: christian tripped and dropped his coffee on the way here.

#redacted asmr #incorrect quotes #redacted asher #redacted milo #redacted david

asher: ayo who here knows how to drive, i need to buy some groceries.

darlin: i do.

*ten minutes later*