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morsmordre memes

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Andromeda: What is your favorite part of the English language?

Ted: The singular second person personal pronoun.

Andromeda: Wait, what?

Ted: 'You.'

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Benito: Sometimes, we screw things up for the better.

Imogen: That’s a good motto. We should use that.

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Glenda: You have beautiful eyes.

Andrei: Thanks, I need them to see.

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Maia: Will you two stop fighting?

Rita: We are not fighting, we are having a creative discussion.

Amelia: We are too fighting.

Rita: Creative discussion!

Amelia: Fight!

Rita: Discussion!

Maia: I can't believe you guys are fighting about if you're having a fight!

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I’m not saying I hate you, but I’d unplug your life support to charge my phone.

Lucius Malfoy to Edgar Bones

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Amara: So, are we friends again?

Emma: No.

Amara:

Emma: [smiling] We're cousins.

Amara: That was terrifying, don't pause like that!

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Savannah: We need a distraction. Are you any good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?

Beau:

Beau: My time has come.

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Cass: Otto and I don't have pet names for each other.

Logan: Uh huh.

Logan: Hey, you know what bees make, right?

Cass: Honey?

Otto: [from the other room] Yes dear?

Logan: Don't lie to my face again.

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Gabrielle: You need to make them think you’re stronger than you actually are.

Liliane: Is that what you do?

Gabrielle: Me? Oh, no. My strength is no illusion. I can demolish people.

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Sirius: You’re a hot mess, you know that?

Marlene: At least I’m a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks, and glitter.

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Edgar: Don't say a word.

Amelia:

Amelia: Fergalicious.

Edgar: I said no words!

Amelia: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago playing Scrabble, it's not a word, and now suddenly it is a word because it's convenient for you.

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Amara: Are you a cuddler?

Hestia: I AM A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTRUC- yeah I’m a cuddler.

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Well, if you judge success by the number of enemies you make, that was a highly successful evening.

Antonin Dolohov

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Frank: I’m thinking a spring wedding, or maybe fall, I don't want it to be too cold though.

Alice: Frank, we aren't even engaged.

Frank: SO THAT’S WHAT I FORGOT TO DO LAST NIGHT!

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Amycus: [lighting a cigarette] You don’t mind, do you?

Irina: I mind every second that you exist in any way, shape, or form, and it would make me incredibly, ecstatically happy if you died a slow, painful, entirely avoidable death. So please, by all means, smoke away.

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Bellatrix: There are two types of people in this world.

Savannah: What?

Bellatrix: Type 1: those who you can trust to hide a body.

Bellatrix: Type 2: those who are the body.

Savannah: What's wrong with you?

Bellatrix: Nothing, Type 2.