me: *watches iron lung*
me: huh, Simon’s just a little guy. how about I start watching Markiplier?
my brain: okay okay. Simon = markiplier, BUT Simon is traumatized lil guy, ya? and *opens traumatized lil guy box* our boy Jon Jarchivist Sims fits the bill
me: ooh, so Simon=Jon?
my brain, holding up a YouTuber Jon in a Somewhere Else:















