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I MAKE REPORTS ABOUT HUMANS AND THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE MY JOB HELL! (Angelkin thingy)

[mortalreportwithsaint]

Welcome to my page human...non-human..? Mortal? Non... Mortal? IT DOESNT MATTER!

Im saint/Murray. And the only one keeping heaven and hell organized.

How was I created?

Mitosis. From whom remains unknown

Who do I work for?

SATAN AND SALEM OFC! Ueh.. I need a raise.

Other info that may or may not be important?

-I don't accept transphobia or homophobia on my page

-this is a rpblog

-STOP GOOPING ON ME!

(Saint/Murray, the front desk to damnation and paradise. They/them)

(Rpblog! I promise I'm nice. Just please be respectful too~🪽)

[official-doordash]

did you guys know neurotypical typical people process 42% less info. no wonder they all kinda suck and stupid shit like bigotry and classism exist. they are Salem's DUMBEST creations.

[starborn-brothers-au]

They look around

Where.. Am I..

They looked at the people..? Er... Whatever they were

Hello..?

"𝙷𝚒!"

A person in a pristine white cloak, Starborn Mario, looked at the angel? The starborn clearly doesn't know.

"𝚆𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚎𝚜?"

He manifests a platter of Yoshi Cookies.

[mortalreportwithsaint]

"Ahh.. Thank you. What's your name?"

They took a cookie and ate it

"Damn these are good..."

[starborn-brothers-au]

"𝙸'𝚖 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚘!"

"𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔𝚜. 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚑𝚒 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚝𝚘𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚜 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎."

"𝚆𝚊𝚒𝚝... 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎? 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝙻𝚞𝚒𝚐𝚒 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜..."

"𝐌𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧."

"𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝?"

"𝐈 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝."

(It's currently 9 pm here bruhh... I hate time zones. Also, Starborn Yoshi casually breaking the fourth wall and mod is here taping it back)

[mortalreportwithsaint]

"Oh..? My universe? But I thought you guys have met doordash.."

They looked at yoshi

"... Hm."

"Well the cookies are lovely."

[Damn, it's like 6 am rn]

[starborn-brothers-au]

They look around

Where.. Am I..

They looked at the people..? Er... Whatever they were

Hello..?

"𝙷𝚒!"

A person in a pristine white cloak, Starborn Mario, looked at the angel? The starborn clearly doesn't know.

"𝚆𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚎𝚜?"

He manifests a platter of Yoshi Cookies.

[mortalreportwithsaint]

"Ahh.. Thank you. What's your name?"

They took a cookie and ate it

"Damn these are good..."

[official-doordash]

guys do u think they liked iot

(plz don't stop spam liking my shit it makesd me feel special 🥹)

[official-doordash]

holy shit pt2

im everyone's favorite

[mortalreportwithsaint]

We love you doordash

[official-doordash]

While in hell, please remember to believe what the posters say

(imgs not mine, all credits to @preservationofnormalcy)

[brandnewkindofconstellation]

(Yes this is on my rp. Yes it's a crossover. I'm not forcing you to answer this dw I just thought it would be fun)

They look around confused, how did they get here..?

Hello? Ah.. YOU! What is this place.. I'll tell you who I am sooner or later. Just what is this place.

Saint looks at eleven trying to seem a bit calm, they knew they could cross universes as they deal with alot of mortals. But they had never been here before. And it seemed like only eleven could see them.

// okay back to being a chud.

*Eleven's ears flatten against her head, eyes narrowing at the sight of the angel. She took a step backward, tail flicking in a small tell of threatened stress.*

By "this place" do you mean my dorm, that you just chose to... appear in? What are you, some kind of grim reaper? You're certainly not an umamusume. Tell death to come for me later. I have plans today.

*she pauses, staring intently at the feathers closest to the ground.*

.. What's with the slime? Don't tell me you're gonna ruin the floor. I've had enough losses with my equipment today.

(// wait u have no clue how funny this is for the DevotedStar lore. also just generally peak bc they have the same mentality when it comes to people, ts peak moot)

[mortalreportwithsaint]

Ah is that what you are? I apologize about the mess. That's...goop. Also. No I'm not a grim reaper. I know you have plans because I know a lot. With white vessel I assume?

And I pose no threat. I don't think I could hurt you If I wanted to.

They noticed their wings almost scaring eleven. They flatten them against their back

I wonder why I'm here. I usually only appear like this if doordash or deo has fucked with the verses again.

Oh yeah. I'm saint or Murray. An angel obviously, but I decide where people go when they die.

Anything else you would like to know?

// yw mootie ❤️

[nocturnal-stims]

Flexible feather armor

🪽 Miscreations_us on IG

[official-doordash]

@mortalreportwithsaint 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 ouuuu 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[mortalreportwithsaint]

Yes yes... I have those..

[mortalreportwithsaint]

Wuzup.

This saint is ON BREAK FINALLY!!!!

Clap for me.

[official-doordash]

im not on break yet so actually you aren't!!!! get back in there you have a week left!!!!! I have to suffer so we all have to suffer

[mortalreportwithsaint]

You can’t make me I’ve already got someone to work for me until my break is up.

[official-doordash]

kills all of your animals in every game ever fuck yoy

[mortalreportwithsaint]

What animals?

[official-doordash]

what about "all animals" isn't adding up????? Larry first bro he's getting mounted on my wall like a trophy

,maybe

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[mortalreportwithsaint]

How the hell did you mount a leopard gecko.

I'm not mad I'm in awe on how you did that.

[official-doordash]

i very delicately taped him

duh

[mortalreportwithsaint]

I'm gonna take him back now...

Runs away with my leopard gecko somehow alive cus I'm just cool like that

[mortalreportwithsaint]

Wuzup.

This saint is ON BREAK FINALLY!!!!

Clap for me.

[official-doordash]

im not on break yet so actually you aren't!!!! get back in there you have a week left!!!!! I have to suffer so we all have to suffer

[mortalreportwithsaint]

You can’t make me I’ve already got someone to work for me until my break is up.

[official-doordash]

kills all of your animals in every game ever fuck yoy

[mortalreportwithsaint]

What animals?

[official-doordash]

what about "all animals" isn't adding up????? Larry first bro he's getting mounted on my wall like a trophy

,maybe

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[mortalreportwithsaint]

How the hell did you mount a leopard gecko.

I'm not mad I'm in awe on how you did that.

[mortalreportwithsaint]

Wuzup.

This saint is ON BREAK FINALLY!!!!

Clap for me.

[official-doordash]

im not on break yet so actually you aren't!!!! get back in there you have a week left!!!!! I have to suffer so we all have to suffer

[mortalreportwithsaint]

You can’t make me I’ve already got someone to work for me until my break is up.

[official-doordash]

kills all of your animals in every game ever fuck yoy

[mortalreportwithsaint]

What animals?

[mortalreportwithsaint]

Wuzup.

This saint is ON BREAK FINALLY!!!!

Clap for me.

[official-doordash]

im not on break yet so actually you aren't!!!! get back in there you have a week left!!!!! I have to suffer so we all have to suffer

[mortalreportwithsaint]

You can’t make me I’ve already got someone to work for me until my break is up.

[mortalreportwithsaint]

Wuzup.

This saint is ON BREAK FINALLY!!!!

Clap for me.

[starborn-brothers-au]

Y’know, out of all the deities and other such creatures, you guys happen to be some of the sanest. As it turns out not every non-human entity sees an alien and acts with respect.

- @official-doordash

"𝙸𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎. 𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚖𝚎, 𝚒𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚓𝚞𝚍𝚐𝚎 𝚊 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚋𝚢 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛."

"𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠... 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚊 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠..."

[official-doordash]

aww….. you guys are cool your going in the no goop-list. I think you’ll benefit from knowing that’s high praise - even if I don’t explain why

Feel free to tell me if a mortal is being particularly annoying or rude. I’m sure Saint wouldn’t mind that much.

[mortalreportwithsaint]

If you handle a mortal or soul I'll stop bothering you for weeks.

Genuinely hate mortals sometimes.

[starborn-brothers-au]

"𝙻𝚘𝚘𝚔, 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚛 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝙸 𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔."

"𝙸 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚛𝚞𝚍𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚎..."

[mortalreportwithsaint]

Oh no I don't hate you guys. Y'all can come to the lobby whenever idc!

I hate most people.

Not you guys

I personally like you guys

[starborn-brothers-au]

"𝙳𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚢, 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚜, 𝚝𝚘𝚘."

"𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚍 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠?"

"𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚕𝚎𝚏𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚒𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚊, 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚘."

[mortalreportwithsaint]

Ah. So you hate them too. Lovely to know we share that.

I'm saint. As you can gather.

My lobby is open whenever, just be aware of the souls. I unfortunately cannot control them. If you want to take one have at it my bosses couldn't care. But don't be rude. DoorDash will getcha!

[starborn-brothers-au]

"𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛'𝚜 𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚝𝚞𝚍𝚎 𝚊𝚝 𝚋𝚊𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚏𝚊𝚛."

"𝙷𝚎𝚢!"

"𝙸'𝚖 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚠𝚒𝚗 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎, 𝙻𝚞𝚒𝚐𝚒. 𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚏 𝙸'𝚖 𝚊 𝚙𝚊𝚌𝚒𝚏𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝."

[mortalreportwithsaint]

Smart.. Speaking of doordash..whered he go?

// @official-doordash

[starborn-brothers-au]

Y’know, out of all the deities and other such creatures, you guys happen to be some of the sanest. As it turns out not every non-human entity sees an alien and acts with respect.

- @official-doordash

"𝙸𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎. 𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚖𝚎, 𝚒𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚓𝚞𝚍𝚐𝚎 𝚊 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚋𝚢 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛."

"𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠... 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚊 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠..."

[official-doordash]

aww….. you guys are cool your going in the no goop-list. I think you’ll benefit from knowing that’s high praise - even if I don’t explain why

Feel free to tell me if a mortal is being particularly annoying or rude. I’m sure Saint wouldn’t mind that much.

[mortalreportwithsaint]

If you handle a mortal or soul I'll stop bothering you for weeks.

Genuinely hate mortals sometimes.

[starborn-brothers-au]

"𝙻𝚘𝚘𝚔, 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚛 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝙸 𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔."

"𝙸 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚛𝚞𝚍𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚎..."

[mortalreportwithsaint]

Oh no I don't hate you guys. Y'all can come to the lobby whenever idc!

I hate most people.

Not you guys

I personally like you guys

[starborn-brothers-au]

"𝙳𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚢, 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚜, 𝚝𝚘𝚘."

"𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚍 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠?"

"𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚕𝚎𝚏𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚒𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚊, 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚘."

[mortalreportwithsaint]

Ah. So you hate them too. Lovely to know we share that.

I'm saint. As you can gather.

My lobby is open whenever, just be aware of the souls. I unfortunately cannot control them. If you want to take one have at it my bosses couldn't care. But don't be rude. DoorDash will getcha!

[starborn-brothers-au]

Y’know, out of all the deities and other such creatures, you guys happen to be some of the sanest. As it turns out not every non-human entity sees an alien and acts with respect.

- @official-doordash

"𝙸𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎. 𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚖𝚎, 𝚒𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚓𝚞𝚍𝚐𝚎 𝚊 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚋𝚢 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛."

"𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠... 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚊 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠..."

[official-doordash]

aww….. you guys are cool your going in the no goop-list. I think you’ll benefit from knowing that’s high praise - even if I don’t explain why

Feel free to tell me if a mortal is being particularly annoying or rude. I’m sure Saint wouldn’t mind that much.

[mortalreportwithsaint]

If you handle a mortal or soul I'll stop bothering you for weeks.

Genuinely hate mortals sometimes.

[starborn-brothers-au]

"𝙻𝚘𝚘𝚔, 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚛 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝙸 𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔."

"𝙸 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚛𝚞𝚍𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚎..."

[mortalreportwithsaint]

Oh no I don't hate you guys. Y'all can come to the lobby whenever idc!

I hate most people.

Not you guys

I personally like you guys

[starborn-brothers-au]

Y’know, out of all the deities and other such creatures, you guys happen to be some of the sanest. As it turns out not every non-human entity sees an alien and acts with respect.

- @official-doordash

"𝙸𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎. 𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚖𝚎, 𝚒𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚓𝚞𝚍𝚐𝚎 𝚊 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚋𝚢 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛."

"𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠... 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚊 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠..."

[official-doordash]

aww….. you guys are cool your going in the no goop-list. I think you’ll benefit from knowing that’s high praise - even if I don’t explain why

Feel free to tell me if a mortal is being particularly annoying or rude. I’m sure Saint wouldn’t mind that much.

[mortalreportwithsaint]

If you handle a mortal or soul I'll stop bothering you for weeks.

Genuinely hate mortals sometimes.