love should make you leave

Decay Muse inspo blog of buildourmachine Check the muses page for specific muses, check the tags page for groups. NOT AN RP BLOG.

[xmusiings]

I’m begging for mercy

 I’m only the monster you made me

[dontxstealxmyxwi-fi-deactivated]

✖️BROCKHAMPTON - MILK✖️

[darlinggod]

[scarlettsrps]

“I loved him, I adored him. And I don’t know why I write that in the past tense, for I love him still.”

— Marcel Proust, from a letter to Reynaldo Hahn c. October 1914  (via siikens)

[absinthundblut]

[nie-chce-istniec77]

[cesar-arcangelo]

[antigonick]

Because, here’s the truth: life is catastrophe.

Donna Tartt, The Goldfinch (via antigonick)

[askfordoodles]

The 3 stages of a cat yawn

Stage 1: cute tiny “O”-mouth.

Stage 2: sticky the tongue out real far

Stage 3: ENtirE FacE SPLItS opEn LiKE a lOVecRAFTIAn hoRROR, REvEALInG aN eNDLESS pIT of poiNts ANd blaDES oH GOD

[probablybard]

Kids these days who think that being a bard is just about swinging swords and playing lutes disgust me. Where’s the pizzazz? The showmanship? The seduction??

[probablystrangerpgideas-blog]

you ain’t a real bard until you seduce your way out of at least 19 situations that would normally end in combat

[probablybard]

You’re not a real bard until you make your DM cry because you seduced the Big Bad that they’ve built up to for 10 sessions

[a-daks]

Once a bard friend rolled a 1 for a seduction and ended up killing a girl and tried to hide the body. He was caught, rolled low on deception and they all thought he was fucking her corpse. He then tried seducing the guards and rolled low again so all the guards had boners while arresting him and the DM had to sideline the entire game and make up a dungeon for the rest of us to get our stupid bard out of. But we didn’t. So for like 3 nights the DM essentially ran 2 different games, one of us questing without ol’ corpsefucker and then the adventures of corpsefucker: escape from boner castle.

He seduced his way out, naturally.

[simplycookingrpgideas]

A true bard

[hollowboobtheory]

[sachesky]

Chaotic Good brother.

[mrpibb]

[dinuguan]

[entry-expunged]

the first time i tried to reblog this my tab immediately ran out of memory and honestly i think its an omen

[phranao]

I wonder if this has something to do with the proficiency stat (highest are knowledge, kindness, and charm)

[haardkogt]

[absinthundblut]

[absinthundblut]

[ohlucybear]

Wow! 🖤