Carpe Diem

Seize the Day

[mortau]

INFO DOC (Required reading for rules and icon credit. Feel free to skim the bios tho)

BLOG ROLL: @shindahime (contains main story muses), @familia-x-maleficarum , @tcluene (canons), @eyes-xf-sin

Drafts: working on them

Asks: also working on them

Current main muses: None

Semi hiatus, mobilebound

Queue posting 1 post(s) 1 time(s) a day.

[theprofessionalrpthingsmaker]

Murder-y Starters (Pt. 2)

Back by Popular Demand!

(Part 1: The Original) + (Murder Family Version)

TW: murder/homicide, guns, cannibalism, torture, kidnapping, death, assassination, poison, etc. [the usual]

IMPORTANT NOTE! I am not stealing some of these from @theprofessionalpromptmaker <- I run both blogs.

Change pronouns as necessary.

“Aww! You wanna help me with my murder plot? You’re a peach!”

“I love nature walks! The sound of the birds, the scent of the breeze, the weight of the shovel in one hand and the canvas bag filled with chopped up body parts hanging over my shoulder…It’s just so relaxing!”

“I love long walks on the beach — the sound of the waves, the smell of the sea, the feel of the sand, the weight of the corpse swung over my shoulder…It’s just so relaxing!”

“Look, if I was trying to kidnap and murder you, I’d be acting far more charming and convincing. So you can trust me.”

“Should I kill them all now or do I at least have time to finish my book first?”

“He called himself a snack but I doubt he’s even USDA approved.”

“That asshole called me heart-less! But I have 10 hearts in my fridge at this very moment!”

“You are a dead man. I will hunt you like prey and then I will feed your dogs your well cooked flesh, I will turn your organs into dog chow and can it for them so they can feast on your body for weeks to come, I will give them your bones to use as chew toys, and I will make your last moments painful and excruciating and make you beg for a mercy I shall not give.”

“It’s my life purpose to help people leave behind beautiful corpses. And sometimes that means they have to die before they may have planned too.”

“I’m her maid, of course I know how to work an AR-15. How else am I supposed to keep the house clean and free of pests so she can do her important work in peace?”

“I hate to be the only friend in our group who’s down with murder. I need more friends who wanna kill people.”

“Letting a human murderer stab or harm or attempt to kill you, for a demon, is the equivalent of simping for that murderer.”

“I’m a serial killer but I’m not a yandere, so don’t compare me to one ever again. I would only kill someone who my partner told me was bugging them as a favor, not out of jealousy.”

“My girlfriend is so fucking cute and it’s annoying sometimes. Like if she batted her eyes at me and smiled and asked me to commit genocide for her, I’d do it in a heartbeat.”

“I’m thinking of anniversary gifts for my boyfriend so I’m trying to find out the names of everyone who bullied him in high school and I plan on surprising him by gifting him their heads on silver platters. Or is that too small a gift for a 5 year anniversary?”

“Anniversary gifts? Hmm, how about kidnapping her ex who cheated on her and locking him in the basement and letting her have at him with your full arsenal of torture toys?”

+ “Family Friendly” Version Starters

“Don’t eat that, sweetie. Those are for your grandma, I laced them with arsenic specifically for her and I only have a pit big enough for her corpse prepared.”

“Sorry, it’s my mom’s birthday today, so I’ve promised to spend the whole day helping her torture prisoners for information. I know, total yawn-fest, and I’d love to join you for your murder spree, but I already gave her my word. Maybe next week?”

[squaresaw]

So last month I got hit by a car and died right. Which I didn't initially realize until I watched some guy haul my body into his pickup and drive off. Which, being that it's deep in rural Michigan, I assume means my body will make some venison jerky and maybe some wall decoration, and I'll be resigned to being one of hundreds of deer ghosts floating around Saginaw, which is w/e. But then I find out the guy works at a taxidermy shop or something, and he's actually pretty good at stuffing and mounting deer carcasses, which I come to find out when I find myself face to face with my old body in the shop window. So naturally, I figure since ghosts need to possess something to interact with the living world and etc etc etc the most logical thing to do is to possess my own body, since it's basically a statue of myself. And a little surprisingly, it actually fits like a glove. Like, since it's my body, it feels like stepping right back into place. So I get out of town and back to my herd, eventually. And that's where the trouble starts coming into it, because after I get settled again, I don't know how to explain to everyone else what feels so weird. Like since I can move my body and do everything I used to do, it's functionally the same, like nothing happened. Or it SHOULD be, so I don't know how to explain how it's NOT. But it's just hard to explain it to someone who's never been hit by a truck I guess

[soulscollection]

'𝐬𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐲' 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬.

prompts designed around the concept of a character having a difficult day and another character arriving to help/support/care for them! i made these prompts on @soulprompts. DO NOT ADD TO THIS LIST NOR REPOST IT OR CLAIM AS YOUR OWN.

DIALOGUE PROMPTS.

" you look like you could use a hug. "

" please tell me you didn't cancel your plans for me... "

" don't be silly, you're much more important than some tinder date! "

" where's your jacket? i'd like to show you something, and it'll involve a bit of walking. "

" you know i'm always here for you, don't you? no matter what. "

" hey, now... i'm only ever a phone call away. "

" come on. let's get you to bed. "

" i'm listening. "

" hey, do you have any spare pajamas? i'm going to sleep on your couch tonight; that way you just need to shout if you need me. "

" what are your nightmares about? they may not be so bad if you talk about them. "

" another nightmare? "

" hey now, no more apologizing. i'm glad you called me; i meant it when i said any time, any place. "

" you know you're never a nuisance nor a burden. not to me. "

" i'm helping you, and that's final. i'm not taking no for an answer. now. where's your kitchen? i'm making us some comfort food. "

" maybe you think it's your job to look after everyone else. but it's not supposed to be like that. it works both ways. and now it's my turn to look after you. okay? "

" hey, now. you've been helping me ever since we met. it's about time i started repaying the favor. "

“ i’m so proud of you. i know it’s hard to get past these rough days, but... i still want you to know that i’m proud of you. “

“ you know, i reckon our bond is definitely strong enough to endure whatever it is that you need to get off your chest. “

“ it’s alright, now... i got you. “

“ you don’t need to worry about scaring me off. i’m not going anywhere. you can try as hard as you want, but there’s nothing you can say that’s going to make me like you any less. “

“ you know, i make the best hot chocolate in the world. seriously, i’ve asked absolutely everyone on the planet. everyone except you... what do you say? wanna make it a global fact? “

“ let’s go smash some stuff until you’re ready to talk, okay? “

ACTION PROMPTS.

[ TEA ]: sender prepares a mug of hot tea for the receiver.

[ BLANKET ]: having found the receiver either sleeping or just lying on the couch, sender gently takes a blanket and drapes it over them.

[ BATH ]: sender runs a hot bath for the receiver after a particularly challenging day.

[ DINNER ]: having learned that the receiver has had a difficult time lately, sender arrives at their door with their favorite dinner and drinks.

[ COOK ]: in an effort to boost the receiver's spirits, sender arrives with all the ingredients needed to make the receiver's favorite comfort food, with the well-intended intentions of cooking it for them.

[ FORT ]: sender builds a blanket fort for the receiver following a long and difficult day.

[ HUM ]: sender hums gently under their breath to soothe and comfort a distressed receiver.

[ WIPE ]: after the receiver has stopped crying, sender tenderly leans forward, cups their face in their hands, and wipes their tears away.

[ JOURNEY ]: noticing the receiver has had a particularly rough day, sender invites them to accompany them on a walk or drive to get out of the house.

[ HAIR ]: as the receiver leans against them/lies in bed, sender begins to run their hand through their hair to soothe them until they relax or fall asleep.

[ CARRY ]: sender lifts a (nearly) sleeping receiver and carries them into their bed, tucking them in in the process.

[ GUIDE ]: sender physically guides an exhausted receiver into their bedroom, following weeks of very little sleep and very high amounts of stress.

[ BESIDE ]: receiver wakens from their first genuinely restful sleep in weeks, to find the sender asleep next to them, having been holding the receiver throughout the night to help them fall asleep.

[ BEDSIDE ]: receiver wakens from their first genuinely restful sleep in weeks, to find the sender asleep in an armchair by their bedside, having stayed there for the night in case receiver had a nightmare or needed them in any other way.

[ KISS ]: as a gesture of comfort and affection, sender leans forward to kiss the receiver on the forehead.

[ HAND ]: noticing the receiver is close to tears, or otherwise struggling with an unseen but considerable burden, sender gently takes their hand and holds it in an attempt to comfort and encourage them.

[ RUB ]: sender gently rubs receiver's back in a soothing motion.

[ TV ]: sitting next to the receiver on the sofa, sender joins them in watching their favorite show/movie on the television.

[ HOLD ]: as soon as the receiver opens the door and realizes the sender is there, sender wordlessly opens their arms out, and gives the receiver a warm, sorely needed hug.

[weirdlypersonalrpmemes]

SENTENCE STARTERS: HELLO CHARLOTTE QUOTES I’VE SAVED, PART 4.

⤿   my favourite lines edition!     tw: suicide, violence.    

❝ we shall play a prelude to events about to unfold. ❞

❝ when i was scared of the unknown, i crawled under the bed to hide beside the monsters beneath it. ❞

❝ you see, the final and the sole goal of love is the loss of individuality. ❞

❝ unless you’re willing to give up your ego for somebody else’s sake, you can’t claim that you’ve known love. ❞

❝ how about i sell you women’s rights with a 10% discount? you’ll get gender identity rights as a free extra! ❞ 

❝ feeling oppressed? your life is a wreck? YOU DID NOTHING WRONG! ❞

❝ am i biased or am i biased? WHO CARES?! ❞

❝ the religion of modern age is Capitalism, and banks are its churches! ❞

❝ say. what would you do if you became a god? ❞

❝ ah. she killed herself with a toothbrush. ❞

❝ this whole situation smells like a cheap angst prompt. i’m not letting that escalate. ❞

❝ i have always considered the possibility of being watched. it is pretty plausible if you take into account all the conspiracy theories. ❞

❝ i… couldn’t love myself, [name]. i couldn’t love us. ❞

❝ you just want someone to make you feel better about yourself. even if it’s someone you despise. ❞

❝ come forth and swing your blade! don’t make us wait any longer. ❞

❝ god! you’re just like everyone else. leaving me. ❞

❝ look, it looks like it was made to be worn by you. so wear it proudly. ❞

❝ i’m a librarian. but you see, nobody comes to read anymore. ❞

❝ perhaps you’ll get lucky enough to change history. ❞

❝ i’m so glad, [name]! i’m so glad i’ll be the one to save you. ❞

❝ ah. you knew it all along, didn’t you? ❞

❝ ah. you knew it all along, didn’t you? it was this simple. ❞

❝ i will not give in. i will not become a victim. ❞

❝ i don’t need any help and i don’t trust any of you. ❞

❝ say, [name]… just what do you know about me? ❞

❝ i’m going to get fired. (sad emoji) ❞

❝ shhhhh! they’re watching. ❞

❝ you may feel like you’re never doing enough… but in reality you’re always doing your best, aren’t you? ❞

❝ i accept you for who you are. all of you. ❞

❝ soon all will end, and all will begin. ❞

[weirdlypersonalrpmemes]

»        song lyrics that make me emotional, part 5           red tv edition (deluxe songs + vault songs)!           tw: age difference, alcohol, cheating / infidelity, death, grief,           hospitals, long post, suicidality.  

❝ you should’ve been there. ❞

❝ you should’ve been there. should’ve burst through the door with that “baby i’m right here” smile. ❞

❝ it would have felt like a million little shining stars had just aligned, and i would’ve been so happy. ❞

❝ i’ve got my eye on the door just waiting for you to walk in. ❞

❝ what do you say when tears are streaming down your face in front of everyone you know? ❞

❝ what do you do when the one who means the most to you is the one who didn’t show? ❞

❝ that was the moment i knew. ❞

❝ how strange that i don’t know you at all. ❞

❝ i told myself, don’t get attached, but in my mind, i play it back, spinning faster than the plane that took you. ❞

❝ i don’t wanna miss you like this. ❞

❝ come back, be here, come back, be here. ❞

❝ i don’t wanna need you this way. ❞

❝ i can’t help but wish you took me with you. ❞

❝ don’t look at me, you got a girl at home. ❞

❝ don’t look at me, you got a girl at home, and everybody knows that. ❞

❝ i feel a responsibility to do what’s upstanding and right. ❞

❝ you’ve been getting closer and closer and crossing so many lines. ❞

❝ it would be a fine proposition if i was a stupid girl. ❞

❝ i just wanna make sure you understand perfectly you’re the kind of man who makes me sad. ❞

❝ while she waits up, you chase down the newest things and take for granted what you have. ❞

❝ and, yeah, i might go with it, if i hadn’t once been just like her. ❞

❝ call a cab, lose my number. ❞

❝ call a cab, lose my number. you’re about to lose your girl. ❞

❝ let’s consider this lesson learned. ❞

❝ it would be a fine proposition if i hadn’t once been just like her. ❞

❝ i remember your bare feet, down the hallway. ❞

❝ i love you to the moon and back. ❞

❝ i remember your blue eyes looking into mine like we had our own secret club. ❞

❝ come on, baby, with me, we’re going to fly away from here. ❞

❝ i remember the drive home, when the blind hope turned to crying and screaming, “why?” ❞

❝ flowers pile up in the worst way, no one knows what to say. ❞

❝ it’s about to be halloween. you could be anything you wanted if you were still here. ❞

❝ we’re going to fly away from here, out of this curtained room and this hospital grey, we’ll just disappear. ❞

❝ what if i’m standing in your closet trying to talk to you? ❞

❝ what if i kept the hand-me-downs you won’t grow into? ❞

❝ what if i really thought some miracle would see us through? ❞

❝ what if i really thought some miracle would see us through? what if the miracle was even getting one moment with you? ❞

❝ i know i’m probably better off on my own. ❞

❝ i know i’m probably better off on my own than loving a man who didn’t know what he had when he had it. ❞

❝ i wish it wasn’t 4am, standing in the mirror saying to myself, “you know you had to do it.” ❞

❝ i know the bravest thing i ever did was run. ❞

❝ i know why we had to say goodbye like the back of my hand. ❞

❝ i just miss you, and i just wish you were a better man. ❞

❝ i waited on every careless word, hoping they might turn sweet again. ❞

❝ i waited on every careless word, hoping they might turn sweet again, like it was in the beginning. ❞

❝ oh, you never thought i’d run. ❞

❝ i hold onto this pride because these days it’s all i have. ❞

❝ i gave to you my best and we both know you can’t say that. ❞

❝ we might still be in love if you were a better man. ❞

❝ they tell you while you’re young, “girls, go out and have your fun”, then they hunt and slay the ones who actually do it. ❞

❝ lord, what will become of me once i’ve lost my novelty? ❞

❝ i’ve had too much to drink tonight, and i know it’s sad, but this is what i think about. ❞

❝ it’s like i can feel time moving. ❞

❝ how can a person know everything at eighteen but nothing at twenty-two? ❞

❝ will you still want me when i’m nothing new? ❞

❝ how long will it be cute, all this crying in my room? ❞

❝ my cheeks are growing tired from turning red and faking smiles. ❞

❝ are we only biding time til i lose your attention and someone else lights up the room? ❞

❝ people love an ingénue. ❞

❝ how did i go from growing up to breaking down? ❞

❝ it’s a fever dream, the kind of radiance you only have at seventeen. ❞

❝ she’ll know the way and then she’ll say she got the map from me; i’ll say i’m happy for her then i’ll cry myself to sleep. ❞

❝ i’ve had too much to drink tonight, but i wonder if they’ll miss me once they drive me out. ❞

❝ what about your promises? ❞

❝ you call, but i won’t hear it. ❞

❝ you really blew this, babe. ❞

❝ we ain’t getting through this one, babe. ❞

❝ this is the last time i’ll ever call you, babe. ❞

❝ it’s strange how your face doesn’t look so innocent. ❞

❝ your secret has its consequence and that’s on you, babe. ❞

❝ i break down every time you call; we’re a wreck, you’re a wrecking ball. ❞

❝ since you admitted it, i keep picturing her lips on your neck; i can’t unsee it. ❞

❝ i keep picturing her lips on your neck; i can’t unsee it. ❞

❝ i hate that because of you, i can’t love you, babe. ❞

❝ i know that you like me, and it’s kinda frightening standing here waiting. ❞

❝ i became hypnotized by freckles and bright eyes. ❞

❝ you could be the one that i love. ❞

❝ i could be the one that you dream of. ❞

❝ a message in a bottle is all i can do, standing here, hoping it gets to you. ❞

❝ you could be the one that i keep, and i could be the reason you can’t sleep at night. ❞

❝ where were you while i’m wondering if i’ll ever see you again? ❞

❝ well, i tried to fit in with your upper-crust circles. ❞

❝ they sit around talking about the meaning of life and the book that just saved ‘em that i hadn’t heard of. ❞

❝ i bet you couldn’t believe when you realized i’m harder to forget than i was to leave. ❞

❝ i bet you couldn’t believe when you realized i’m harder to forget than i was to leave, and i bet you think about me. ❞

❝ you know what they say, you can’t help who you fall for. ❞

❝ you know what they say, you can’t help who you fall for, and you and i fell like an early spring snow. ❞

❝ you laughed at my dreams, rolled your eyes at my jokes. ❞

❝ mr. superior thinking, do you have all the space that you need? ❞

❝ i don’t have to be your shrink to know that you’ll never be happy. ❞

❝ does it make you feel sad that the love that you’re looking for is the love that you had? ❞

❝ i bet you think about me when you say, “oh my god, she’s insane, she wrote a song about me.” ❞

❝ why fall in love just so you can watch it go away? ❞

❝ all this time i didn’t know you were breaking down. ❞

❝ i’ll be summer sun for you forever, forever winter if you go. ❞

❝ his laugh is a symphony; when the lights go out, it’s hard to breathe. ❞

❝ i pull at every thread trying to solve the puzzles in his head, live my life scared he’ll decide to leave instead. ❞

❝ if i was standing there in your apartment, i’d take that bomb in your head and disarm it. ❞

❝ if i was standing there in your apartment, i’d take that bomb in your head and disarm it. i’d say i love you even at your darkest and please don’t go. ❞

❝ he says he doesn’t believe anything much he hears these days, i say, “believe in one thing, i won’t go away.” ❞

❝ give me the keys, i’ll bring the car back around. ❞

❝ we shouldn’t be in this town. ❞

❝ i’d drive away before i let you go. ❞

❝ so give me a reason and don’t say no. ❞

❝ there’s a chain round your throat, piece of paper where i wrote “i’ll wait for you”. ❞

❝ there’s a key on the chain, there’s a picture in a frame, take it with you. ❞

❝ darling, let’s run; run from it all. ❞

❝ we can go where our eyes can take us, go where no one else is. ❞

❝ there’s a heart on your sleeve, i’ll take it when i leave and hold it for you. ❞

❝ there’s been this hole in my heart. ❞

❝ this thing was a shot in the dark. ❞

❝ say you’ll never let 'em tear us apart and i’ll hold onto you while we run. ❞

❝ i miss you like it was the very first night. ❞

❝ i drive down different roads, but they all lead back to you. ❞

❝ they don’t know how much i miss you. ❞

❝ back then we didn’t know we were built to fall apart. ❞

❝ you never called it what it was til we were dead and gone and buried. ❞

❝ you kept me like a secret, but i kept you like an oath. ❞

❝ they say all’s well that ends well, but i’m in a new hell every time you double-cross my mind. ❞

❝ you said if we had been closer in age maybe it would have been fine, and that made me want to die. ❞

❝ the idea you had of me, who was she? ❞

❝ the idea you had of me, who was she? a never-needy, ever-lovely jewel whose shine reflects on you? ❞

❝ what happened? you. that’s what happened. you. ❞

❝ it’s supposed to be fun turning twenty-one. ❞

❝ and i was never good at telling jokes but the punch line goes, “i’ll get older but your lovers stay my age.” ❞

❝ i’m a soldier who’s returning half her weight. ❞ 

❝ did the twin flame bruise paint you blue? ❞

❝ just between us, did the love affair maim you, too? ❞

❝ in this city’s barren cold, i still remember the first fall of snow and how it glistened as it fell. ❞

❝ just between us, i remember it all too well. ❞

[milkmemes]

MORE SMOSH QUOTES

Sentence Quotes Starters from the youtube channel Smosh. Adjust pronouns as needed.

❛ I think you claw my ass everyday. ❜ ❛ All I see is [name] fuckin' mackin' on chicks. ❜ ❛ Are you expecting? ❜ ❛ They're like a bug, they die. ❜ ❛ The men … once they give you their sperm they're done. They get tired, they go to sleep. ❜ ❛ Is it still called a boob job if you get a boob reduction? Not that you need a boob reduction. ❜ ❛ Are these all babies? ❜ ❛ Release the fetus! ❜ ❛ Oh yeah that's right because you CAN'T buy a home because your credit is bad, [name]! ❜ ❛ Don't do that! ❜ ❛ That was SO your fault! ❜ ❛ Fuck you guys! ❜ ❛ Sit normally! Sit normally and do something normal with your face! ❜ ❛ Shut up! Don't make a sound! ❜ ❛ I gotta call it, my mom's upstairs. ❜ ❛ What's going on?! ❜ ❛ How is that happening?! ❜ ❛ I don't know why I'm rooting for everybody ❜ ❛ These shades of green are lovely, I must say! ❜ ❛ Let that be a lesson! ❜ ❛ Poop? ❜ ❛ He doesn't like squirting. ❜ ❛ These guys should've helped. ❜ ❛ I'm the wildcard! ❜ ❛ I'm sitting here thinking of the kinky nipple. ❜ ❛ Oh yeah fuck that shit. ❜ ❛ I don't feel like [name] would be a bender at all. ❜ ❛ I'm more of an alchemist anyways. ❜ ❛ BITCH!!! ❜ ❛ My vagina wants sex! ❜ ❛ Babe! Babe it's not good! ❜ ❛ Call your dad babe he needs to wire over some money. ❜ ❛ Ugh, I'm busting. ❜ ❛ Did you follow me? ❜ ❛ You need to get in your car and you need to go home right meow. ❜ ❛ Five stars, I'm gonna die alone! ❜ ❛ Yeah if I was on fire I would just stand and take it too. ❜ ❛ This actually actively wasted my time. ❜ ❛ You gotta leave those friends. ❜ ❛ Fuck off, half a star. ❜ ❛ I did see someone poop in an alley in Downtown Los Angelos. ❜ ❛ Nice glasses! Are those new? They're very clean. ❜ ❛ How is that cringe?! ❜ ❛ The last thing people that are watching this need to learn is that being vulnerable is cringe! ❜ ❛ Get me outta here boys! ❜ ❛ I wasn't cringe enough?! ❜ ❛ As feminists, we didn't like it. ❜ ❛ Clean me! ❜ ❛ So whoever loses this has to get addicted to cigarettes. ❜ ❛ You're married now. You have a ball and chain. ❜ ❛ What's that game with the balls? ❜ ❛ Don't disrespect it like that, it's a boob bus. ❜ ❛ Oooo don't do it! Do it. ❜

[weirdlypersonalrpmemes]

sentence starters:  maybe interactive quotes because i’m obsessed, part 9.

❝ …i can’t stop thinking about you. ❞

❝ not often i get a compliment out of you, [name]. ❞

❝ i want to thank you for saving me… would you be willing to have dinner with me? ❞

❝ i’d like to invite you to tea at the lounge, if you’re not busy. ❞

❝ do you mind if i give you a massage? ❞

❝ i don’t think anyone has ever told me that i’m fun to be around. ❞

❝ i want you to be successful. ❞

❝ wow. you’re really cool, like a superhero. ❞

❝ why are you going so far? ❞

❝ if looks could kill, [name], this mission would be a breeze for you. ❞

❝ this is really weird. you’re not the type to joke around. ❞ 

❝ we can talk more about this at my place. ❞

❝ talk to me. let me share the burden. ❞

❝ you don’t have to talk if you don’t want to. but — i want to know why you are so distressed. so cry as much as you want, and tell me as much as you want. ❞

❝ you’re perfect. at least to me you are. ❞

❝ the tea you brew for me tastes deeper than any other tea i’ve had. ❞

❝ …are you trying to console me? ❞

❝ i would’ve suffered all by myself if you weren’t here. ❞

❝ rest. ❞

❝ you poor thing, you’ll be suffering all day. ❞

❝ well, this is an interesting way of saying good morning. ❞

❝ there’s a lot of research that says eating breakfast is good for your health. ❞

❝ you know, you can be really cute sometimes. ❞

❝ what’s wrong? your face is red, [name]. ❞

❝ shh, you are fine now. you are safe. ❞

❝ …you really don’t know when to give up, do you? ❞

❝ how bad is the pain? ❞

❝ should i sing you a lullaby? ❞

❝ you’ve gone from cute to beautiful. could you get any lovelier? ❞

❝ close your eyes. when you open them back up… we’ll be somewhere safe. ❞

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CARING FOR THE SICK PROMPTS.

i found this list and kinda fed into it each time i got the flu or a migraine, and u know what, it's just me revealing just how much i love the caring threads and the soft threads and the fondly exasperated "let me help you" threads! use at your pleasure, DO NOT ADD TO THE LIST NOR EDIT IT! i will be changing it accordingly!

" i found you passed out in the kitchen. you wanna stop working yourself so hard? or do i need to keep hitting the gym to carry you to bed every day? "

" you're burning up. "

" your neighbour called me and said you could use a nurse. looks like they were right, too. "

" you were told to take it easy, so... yeah. this is kinda on you. "

" you took a sick day. you NEVER take a sick day. so yeah, i got worried, and i figured i'd come over and keep an eye on you. "

" you texted me a long and incoherent text that held about 90% of the emoji list and about four different languages. figured it wouldn't hurt to drop by and see how you were doing. "

" how long have you been sick for? and don't lie. "

" you look like hell. "

" i brought you some soup; let me heat some up for you? "

" okay. it's time you went to the hospital. "

" hey… hello there, sleeping beauty. you gave me a bit of a scare yesterday. how are you feeling? "

" i swear, if you even think of getting out of that bed… "

" you know when i said to call if it's an emergency? a fever is most DEFINITELY considered an emergency! "

" if you think you're going to work like this, you better think again. "

" don't worry. my family swears by this remedy; just let it work its magic and you'll feel good as new in no time. "

" I don't care about getting sick. i'm not leaving you until you're back to full health. "

" you didn't stop to think that this might happen when you're burning the candle at both ends? "

" yeah, I can play the role of nurse AND say "I told you so" at the same time, actually. "

" you better drink every last drop of this tea, no matter how disgusting it is. "

" i told my boss it was an emergency so they've given me a full week to look after you. "

" quit being so stubborn and get into BED! "

" what part of doctor's orders hasn't sunk in yet? bed rest! for the WEEK! "

" right, where do you keep your saucepans? i'm going to make you my famous noodle soup. it's a cure-all, i'm telling you! "

" hey, unless you're going to the bathroom or the sofa, I don't want to see you out of that bed. got it? "

" when are you gonna start letting people look after you, huh? "

" i know, i know, i turned off all the lights once i figured you had the migraine. you want some tea? water? "

" don't be mad, but i saw your fridge, and... it frightened me. so i've taken you back to my place, and i'm gonna get deliveroo to bring some groceries to your place tomorrow. okay? "

" i know your appetite is a little off, so i ordered in a whole tonne of options. just try a little bit of something, please? for me? "

" i've brought half a pharmacy, enough movies and boardgames to last us a decade, and every single snack i could fit into the basket at the grocery store. so sit your butt down, eat your soup, and try and make the most of your bed rest for the next week, will you? "

ACTION PROMPTS ( SEND THE FULL LINE! and feel free to reverse if u wish! ):

[ TOUCH ]: sender gently rests a hand against the receiver's forehead to check their temperature.

[ DAMP ]: sender presses a cool cloth against the receiver's face, neck and forehead to try and lower their fever.

[ BLANKET ]: sender wraps another blanket around the receiver to try and stop them from shivering.

[ SPOON ]: sender gently coaxes spoons of soup into the receiver's mouth to build up their strength after an illness.

[ CARRY ]: sender, finding the receiver weakened/unconscious on the floor, immediately lifts them up and carries them back to bed.

[ AROUND ]: sender keeps a protective arm around the receiver to help them walk without the risk of stumbling or collapsing.

[ STAY ]: sender decides to stay by the receiver's bedside after learning that they're sick.

[ HAIR ]: sender smooths back the receiver's hair in a soothing gesture to try and help them go back to sleep.

[ TILT ]: sender tips a bottle of water up for the receiver to sip from.

[ HUM ]: sender hums/sings to soothe a sick receiver back to sleep.

[ BACK ]: sender gently rubs the receiver's back, either to soothe them or warm them while they're unwell.

[ SHARE ]: sender climbs into the receiver's sickbed with them, wrapping their arms around them to offer warmth and comfort.

[ SHOWER ]: sender, learning the receiver has a high fever, takes a cold shower with them in order to lower their temperature.

[ WAKEN ]: the receiver wakes up in bed, having been found unconscious by the sender and carried into the bed from the floor.

[ QUARANTINE ]: the sender and receiver, both being sick, decide to quarantine together and spend the recovery period with each other.

[soulrph]

send in “ ✋ “  ( or if you can’t see the emoji: “ HUSHED “ ) for the receiver to respond to the sender covering their mouth with their hand in an effort to get them to keep quiet. 

[vixvaporub]

Steel of the Celestial Shadows | Taiyou to Tsuki no Hagane - Chapter 57 ✳ Heartless

[soulprompts]

𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐎𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

i rewatched the etern.als. and then i got thinkin. and now you guys are on the receiving end of more protective prompts, but these little beauties are aimed more for the act of actually saving a life! bon appetit!

DIALOGUE PROMPTS.

“ what the hell were you thinking?! you could’ve been killed! “

“ hey! get away from them! “

“ if you wanna hurt them, you’re going to have to get through me, first. “

“ you underestimate how much you mean to me. i wasn’t about to let them hurt you. and i certainly wasn’t about to let them even consider killing you. “

“ i told you before. i’m not gonna let anything in this world nor the next harm you. “

“ you need to get out of here! go! i’ll buy you some more time! “

“ what are you doing?! i told you, get out of here! now! “

“ get it through your head, i’m not gonna just leave you here! “

“ now’s not the time to play the martyr, got it? you’ve got a good long life ahead of you, and i intend to keep it that way. “

“ you need to go now, okay? don’t worry. i’ve got this. they’ll want to be trying a lot harder if they want to keep me from protecting you. “

“ don’t worry about me; are YOU okay? “

“ damnit, [NAME]! i TOLD you not to play the hero! “

“ i can look after myself, you know. but… i do appreciate you stepping in back there. you saved my life. “

“ why are you so invested in keeping me alive? “

“ that was for saving my life. “

“ it’s alright, they’re gone now… are you alright? hey, look at me; are you hurt at all? “

“ are you insane?! run! “

“ were you preoccupied, or did you just really want a dramatic heroic entrance before you saved my ass? “

“ are you okay? “

“ yeah, yeah, i’m okay… are you okay? “

“ hey! why don’t you try picking on someone your own size! “

“ hurry! take my hand! “

“ get in the car! now! “

“ i’m sorry i was late… are you alright? they didn’t hurt you too badly, did they? “

ACTION PROMPTS.

add a “+ REVERSE” to switch the roles around!

[ SHIELD ]:     sender uses their own body to shield the receiver from an attack.

[ EMBRACE ]:     sender quickly wraps the receiver in a protective hug and turns so the sender’s back might take on the brunt of an on-coming attack.

[ SHOVE ]:     seeing the receiver is in immediate danger, the sender runs to them and shoves them out of the line of fire.

[ YANK ]:     seeing the receiver is in immediate danger, the sender hastily grabs them and pulls them against them, out of harm’s way.

[ TACKLE ]:     sender physically tackles the receiver out of the line of fire.

[ THROW ]:     sender throws themselves between the receiver and an on-coming attack, taking on an injury that might have been fatal to the receiver otherwise.

[ DISTRACT ]:     sender causes a distraction to draw the receiver’s attacker/s away from them.

[ FIGHT ]:     just as the receiver is about to be attacked, the sender arrives suddenly and begins to physically fight off their assailant.

[ CATCH ]:     sender manages to intervene and catch the falling receiver before they fall to their death.

[ SACRIFICE ]:     sender sacrifices themselves, either fatally or otherwise, in order to save the receiver’s life.

[ HIDE ]:     sender quickly pulls the receiver into a hiding place, hiding them from their pursuers.

[ KILL ]:     sender, seeing the receiver in immediate and intentionally fatal danger, intervenes by killing their assailant before they can kill the receiver.

[ INCAPACITATE ]:     sender, seeing the receiver in immediate danger, intervenes by knocking out their assailant before they can harm the receiver.

[ AFAR ]:     sender, having been watching the receiver’s interactions with a threat from afar, saves them from an impending attack while remaining distant from them.

[ SECRET ]:     sender, having been secretly following the receiver, saves their life from an immediate threat while remaining hidden from the receiver.

[ REVEALED ]:     sender, having been secretly following the receiver, reveals themselves in the process of saving the receiver’s life from an unexpected threat.

[ REUNION ]:     after spending a considerable length of time apart, the sender reunites with the receiver after saving their life from an immediate and potentially lethal threat.

[ KISS ]:     after having been saved from immediate danger by the receiver, the sender, in a state of intense emotion and relief, kisses them to express these feelings.

[ HUG ]:     sender, having just saved the receiver’s life, pulls them into a tight hug out of relief and a need to steady and support both themselves and the receiver.

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Texts from Last Night Starters

Feel free to change pronouns if needed!

TW: Not Safe for Work language

These starters are all from posts from the Texts From Last Night website.

“Wait you like me?? For my personality??” “I really love you. Like, more than tequila …and we know that’s my favorite.” “At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil.” “Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.” Let’s do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.” “I saw some guy mastrubating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done.” “Remember that time when we was together? Yeah, I don’t miss that.” “I think I left my bra and crocs in your room.” “I’m not sure if you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts.” “I don’t think there’s a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face.” “I just felt emotion and I’m not happy with it.” “I’m too depressed to drink my wine. This is what I call a serious problem.” “What? No, wine isn’t my weakness, I just love it.” “Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and Saturdays.” “Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks I’m trying to get him to cheat on her with me…she should hate me because I already accomplished that.” “I think I just naturally attract stoners.” “I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if that’s a crime.”  “They were drunk. And loud. And now they’re drunk and quiet. Or dead, you never know.” “Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.” “Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think I can do anything.” “YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?” “Long story short…we may or may not have lost your car.” “If I die bedazzle my coffin please.” “I’m tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. I’m like, guys, I know I’m pretty and I have a slamming bod and I love making out, but can’t someone treat me with respect??” “All I fucking want is a cheeseburger the size of my face.”

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Pusheen plushies

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