Stan Spotfur

She/They / Minor / uhhhh this is my blog. Mostly just wc

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[blackgirlart]

2 million people aren’t wrong

[kiiboi-v3-blog]

Zeroni sounds like a fancy kind of pasta :’) im so sorry

[theytrey]

Ooc/ I love this book and movie so much oh my god

[carryonmywaywardcaptain]

This post was liked when it appeared on my dash, so I know I’ve reblogged, but I’m not about to mess with her!

Also, these poor youths who have no idea 😭

[rauggra]

Sorry for being superstitious but hey, this is 2020.

[aljustal]

… It’s 2020

[dealanexmachina]

If I send her some splooge and onions it should be fine, right?

[keenmarvellover]

Nearly 3 million have reblogged this thing. Not taking a risk.

[vadergf]

Idk who she is but my life is a fucking nightmare and I’m not taking any chances

[ladyvesuvia]

i dont get it

[maybanksslut]

omg ves search it up

[miridiums-writing]

I refuse for 2021 to be anything like 2020, so I shall put my trust in Madame Zeroni

[memeingcheetah27]

i like being able to live life’s bad as it is no thanks

[tommysparker]

can’t risk it sorry

[cade-the-god]

sorry no risks here

[k1ngan0n]

Risk taker? Wrong person

[nightingalestakeflight-deactiva]

it’s 2021 and this hellscape aint ded yet

[ilove-evanpeters]

paranoid help

[insufferable-yapper]

It’s 2022 and this world is a hellscape. I am obviously going to reblog this. I wen back and took out all negatives because it is in my best interest to only have positives. I, also, made sure to have the best grammar and spelling I could. We have to be safe. Thank you.

[directlyat-thesun-moved]

I want a curse! Curses are cool! But I’m reblogging this to say that.

…shit.

[sailors-fightinginthedancehall]

3.5 million people are never wrong

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[radiotroph-deactivated20180625]

me: haha oh god this is so bad im making so many unsupported claims and pulling all this analysis out of my ass

my prof in the margins: excellent analysis!

me: 

[orphanblaque]

when i was in high school i used to write my papers thinking wow i’m just bullshitting all of this. then like a week before my senior year ended after all the grades were set, i was talking to my english teacher and told him you know i just bullshitted every paper i wrote. he told me that while i may have thought i was just pulling it all out of my ass, i genuinely knew what i was talking about and made well-supported analyses. i only thought i was bullshitting because it didn’t take much effort and it all seemed obvious to me. if you do well on your essays even though you think you’re just making it up as you go, chances are you’re not pulling it out of your ass. you’re just a genuinely talented analyst, even if the analysis that you’re making comes from a subconscious understanding of the material rather than a conscious effort to study it. give yourself some credit. 

[persistentmanlyagitation]

[mpregwizard-deactivated20260125]

anything you pull out of your ass had to get there somehow

[captain-trash-cannot-deactivate]

Anything you pull out of your ass had to get there somehow

[beaniebabieheart]

Can I have headcanons for LionCinder's second litter? (Spotfur, Snaptooth, Flywhisker)

spotfur:

as a kit and apprentice, she was bigger than her siblings, but then immediately stopped growing and became smol. her eyes are water-blue and they are very pretty.

she always thought stemleaf was annoying when she was younger, but over time she began to admire his courage and desire to break from the mold. she saw bristlefrost as a little sister of sorts and felt mildly embarrassed when she realized bristlefrost had a crush on stemleaf.

spotfur is very confident in her own personality and isn't afraid to voice her opinions. she is definitely more of a leader than a follower and always thinks about others before herself.

after stemleaf was killed, she stopped grooming and washing. her fur began falling out in patches, and the only motivation to keep eating that she had was for her kits. bristlefrost's companionship definitely helped her recover from the loss.

she loves her kits to death, and even if they will never meet their father, they still remind her of him in little ways. she can't wait to reunite with stemleaf in starclan.

snaptooth:

very large man. definitely takes after lionblaze and looks a lot like him too. the only difference is that snaptooth has green eyes and lionblaze has amber. snaptooth has definitely been accidentally called "lionblaze" by cinderheart when he's not facing her.

sort of just dragged himself through training and warriorhood. he was never that "into" being a clan cat like some of his peers were. his favorite time of day was naptime, and he was always complaining about something or other whenever he was on patrol.

when flywhisker suggested becoming kittypets, he was at first stunned and confused. why would he want to be shut up inside all day? while flywhisker went to go find some twolegs to take her in, snaptooth wandered alone for a bit longer before figuring he had nothing to lose by becoming a kittypet. now he enjoys the relaxed lifestyle, but does still wonder about his family in the clans so far away.

flywhisker:

she is quite chonky and fluffy, with bright yellow eyes and round features. her paws are pretty big and her tail is plumed. she's also a lesbian.

i like the idea that she has an attention disorder so i'm keeping that. flypaw didn't like her mentor, twigbranch, and always wished she had a more patient and experienced warrior to train her instead. even as flywhisker became a warrior, she never really felt like she was ready.

when the impostor took over and the clan started falling apart, flywhisker began visiting horseplace to try and get away from it all. there she found a kittypet her age named chive, and he explained to her all about his life. that was when she first started considering becoming a kittypet, but she couldn't abandon her clan when they needed her claws.

the wander really solidified her decision. her paws were always aching, she was hungry, she was tired, and she was sore. she just wanted to lie down and nap for a thousand years. she broke off from the group and ran all the way home to chive, who welcomed her into his twoleg den and they became close friends. snaptooth followed not long after.

[clanslist]

James L. Barry references the popular Warriors Tumblr meme of "Shooka Shooka Sunday" on Instagram.

[feathermedics]

really messed up and problematic of the fandom to ignore the scene where leafpool and squirrelflight are sneering and rubbing their paws together as they say "we Love lying we hope we RUIN all of our loved ones lives eh he he" before high fiving and pushing berrypaw into a foxtrap

[gayleafpool]

i think one of the saddest things abt dovewing is the way she had her childhood ripped away from her and nobody cared or even knew because she was forced to stay quiet about it. she was so young and suddenly she’s a part of a prophecy that tells her she’s destined to save everyone she’s ever known and she has these terrifying sensory nightmare powers and she can’t get a moment of rest anymore. there’s only two people in the world that she’s allowed to confide in but they never want to talk to her about this, because they resent her for not being the person they wish she was. they wish her place in the prophecy had been for their (seemingly) dead sister instead, and dovewing can never hope to fill her shoes. and they’ll always hate her a little bit for that. all they do is tell her that she’s not like everyone else, she’s special, and therefore she’ll always be alone. and for her own good, she needs to distance herself from her friends and family because they’ll never understand and they can’t know and she can’t talk to them and she might as well start getting used to it. and when her sister pulls becomes suspicious and angry and jealous, when her mother is worried sick, when her friends and clanmates wonder about her, she can’t say anything. and this whole time she’s just a child. and this explains why later on she continues to keep secrets and feels like she can’t trust or confide in anyone anymore like this ruined her. and it gets to the point where she doesn’t even really feel she belongs in thunderclan anymore. she doesn’t really belong anywhere.

[geek-ramblings]

Billionaire Mark Cuban Opens Online Pharmacy To Provide Affordable Generic Drugs

The company was launched out of stealth last year.

The fact that Mark Cuban can do this is just further proof of how much capatalism is f*cking people over.

Billionaire investor Mark Cuban launched an online pharmacy Thursday that offers more than 100 generic drugs at an affordable price with a goal of being “radically transparent” in its price negotiations with drug companies. 

For example, the leukemia drug imatinib is priced at $47 a month on MCCPDC compared to the $9,657 retail price.

The online pharmacy’s prices for generics factor in a 15% margin on top of actual manufacturer prices and a $3 pharmacist fee, the statement said. 

[r-dankmemes]

PLEASE SPREAD THIS INFO

yes this is pretty unbelievable right now—but just look at the replies and reblogs of this post—look at all these people on twitter talking about their own experiences with it now too—this is actually real

and yes everyone is waiting for a catch, but remember it is a PRIVILEGE to think about not sharing this information out of spite for billionaires rather than needing this opportunity regardless of how long it lasts or if mark cuban is doing this for his own gain

so please share. thanks

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

[alpama]

i drew how i see the five dragonets in my head. these probably arent canon compliant

[billystorm-stan-account]

dear warrior cat fans, what is a canon character that you’ve written so much lore, personality, etc for that they just feel like they’re your oc now. for me it’s nightstar, littlecloud, and russetfur.

[madhyanas]

if wired earphones have a million fans i am one of them. if wired earphones have ten fans i am one of then. if wired earphones have one fan i am that fan. so on and so forth i can’t remember the rest of this meme

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[iceslushii]

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

[araccoonthatlikesmurder]

All the non-Amanda

[ihni]

Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.

[ihni]

I beg of everyone to read the tags to this post, as they are all random and hilarious and read kind of like a poem, if the poem was written by someone who was on a lot of drugs.

[sunfortune]

the funnest form of being a hater is hating something you actually have so much love for but sucks. it’s cathartic. corny people are always like ‘if you hate x so much don’t talk about it 😒 positivity always <3’ you could NEVER understand our WARRIORS BOND

[showandtelltime]

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It's Show & Tell Time!

Why did you pick your current URL/username?

[gumidonut]

new tag game how do u pronounce "wc" in ur head