Moshu

I know I need to crop my header more. She/they/it. Agent of chaos

[pencilscratchins]

i was going to make an effort stop making geographically based jokes because they’re 75% of my material but then i found out gothams canonically in new jersey and thats my calling card

[moshpityful]

Anyone have any good fics where non-BAU members (can be crossovers or just side characters) are impressed by how smart Reid is?`Its important to me.

[dovv]

[fredfugues]

[moshpityful]

*pops ur feet off like a bratz doll*

[moshpityful]

made this a couple of days ago when I was very sleep deprived,,,, enjoy

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

cooking show but the judge is just a random kid with autism related food issues. no one can figure out what criteria they use to judge "good food" from "bad food" least of all the judge themself.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

starts off as a cooking show and devolves into a heartfelt comedy of errors as all these professional top chefs use their decades of training & skill to try to help this one kid eat a balanced diet

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

by the end of the season the chefs have combined their knowledge to more-or-less figure out how to consistently make food that the judge is willing to eat. at which point we start over with a whole new season and a new judge with all new food issues!

[moshpityful]

I volunteer to be a judge.... please,,,, I eat the same two things for breakfast and lunch every day,,,, Im in need of healthy foods that dont make my tastebuds go nuclear 

[assiraphales]

the nascar fandom is in shambles rn bc the official account posted #yascar with a link to pride merchandise and a real life reply was ‘smh no longer supporting nascar has been going downhill since they banned the confederate flag’

[assiraphales]

like fr fr

[je-blauge]

Man, I kinda wanna be like Silence Brand! but unfortunately "Yascar" is like really, really funny

[moshpityful]

I wonder how my newest blorbo would react to this playlist- TIME TO RELISTEN TO ALL THE SONGS AGAIN

[krismatic]

Tag this with (if you had one) the colour(s) of your DS/DSi/3DS

[moshpityful]

Waber Memon

[westsaintpaulpanerawhore]

[moshpityful]

Lol remember when-

[moshpityful]

The pain of having a good character idea for dnd but no campaign to play them in. How am I supposed to live out the life of my own personal scrumbo??? Write a book???? NO

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[pwhyxco]

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

[wamscoastsmoker]

get spooky

[tshifty]

how does this appear every june

[likeimbrandnew]

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[hellscape-of-sarah-blog]

it’s june

[prinxiety-logicalitysanderssides]

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K I N G Y’ A L L

[imin-loveanon-deactivated202006]

LEE IT’S JUNE

[weirdsthenewnormal]

GAY HALLOWEEN TIME

[2am-soda-deactivated20211215]

y’all know what fuckin month it is 😎

[moshpityful]

ITS JUNE BABEEEYYYY

[moshpityful]

TELL ME ABOUT UR WINX OCS PLS IM BEGGING U PLS I WANNA HEAR WHAT THEY’RE THE FAIRY/WITCH OF AND WHERE THEY’RE FROM GIMME THE LOOORREEEE

[moshpityful]

Scalp Itchy, looking to hire a chimp to clean it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Fun fact my brother once asked me what a pinecone made of tongues would look like and now I've lost control of my life

…i hate this website someone please draw this

[imtheaura]

I put too much effort into this. Anyways here you go.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this should not Be

[faileddisneyvillain-deactivated]

decided to join the train because god is dead anyways so might as well

[krash-8]

what would it feel like to touch it. to just, like, squeeze it like a godforsaken stress ball.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it squirts